Top Ten Best Ways for Peach to Defend Herself from Bowser
The Top Ten
1 Build a force-field around the Mushroom Kingdom
2 Find a brave knight
3 Threaten to kill him with a gun
If Peach did kill Bowser, he would just come back to life as usual.
4 Get a real army
5 Move to a different kingdom
6 Use Pepper Spray
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