Top Ten Ways to Get Suspended from SchoolDo you want free days off? Well, then just get suspended! Just kidding... don’t do that.
The Top Ten
That’s what I do, except I don't get caught! - sadical
I don't know why... - sadical
I done that last year and got away with it. Yesterday (for April fools), I did this same thing except I replaced the toilet water with Clorox bleach and the teacher suspended me and I am at home hoping I wont get the belt...
Wow, first TTT and now my school, I really need to get it together, don't I?
Once I broke my high school special ed teacher's wii and she forgave me. Usually I would get in trouble with her for minor stuff like that. Guess I was lucky that time.
Even better, the principal. Get him/her fired. - Ashes
At my school a few students like to throw food at each other's food and spill drinks. And I'm talking eight grade here - darthvadern
Works 0.5/10 every time. - sadical