Top Ten Ways to Get Suspended from School
Do you want free days off? Well, then just get suspended! Just kidding... don’t do that.The Top Ten
1 Always go on TheTopTens
I do this all the time
2 Replace the teacher’s coffee with toilet water
3 Lock other students in their lockers
4 Sneak into the principals office and play “Ali-A Saying Fortnite Battle Royale 10000 Times” on the loudspeaker
5 Bring your PlayStation into class and play video games
6 Break the teacher’s computer
Once I broke my high school special ed teacher's wii and she forgave me. Usually I would get in trouble with her for minor stuff like that. Guess I was lucky that time.
Even better, the principal. Get him/her fired.
7 Throw food at the teachers during lunch
At my school a few students like to throw food at each other's food and spill drinks. And I'm talking eight grade here
8 Ask nicely to be suspended
9 Yell at everyone asking for a 9th item for your list that you don’t have ideas for
10 Cheat on a really big test
That would be bad to cheat you would probably get suspended if you got caught
The Contenders
11 Steal an inhaler from a student with asthma
12 Skip school but get caught on the school’s security cameras.
That would be a way to get suspended if you got caught skipping school
13 Go to school naked
This would definitely get you suspended if you went to school naked
14 Kill someone
15 Spit at a teacher
16 Vandalize the school bathroom walls with hateful graffiti
17 Refuse to run the mile in gym class
I wish I did this
18 Destroy the school’s fire alarm system
That would be bad and you would probably have to pay for the fire alarm system
19 Pee on a wall
20 Squirt ketchup all over your classroom
21 Put laxatives in the school lunches
22 Joke about shooting up the school
23 Snorting cocaine in class
24 Pranking the teachers
25 Eat people's food
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