Top Ten Ways to Take Halloween Too Far

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The Top Ten

1 Fake your own death a week in advance and turn up disguised as a vampire V 2 Comments
2 Leave a bear trap on your doorstep

Ah, all the trick-or-treaters are avoiding my house - PositronWildhawk

3 Suck out a random person's brain

Don't know how you'd go about doing this, but it would be quite disgusting. - PositronWildhawk

Oh I want candy! Ding Dong. Hello. Die VVM. There I sucked your brain out. - Jake09

Haha!
Can you imagine...
"'Scuse me, Sir. Mind if I borrow you for a few minutes...? "

And then you watch the news later on...(insert evil laugh here., ) - Britgirl

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4 Deliberately crash your car as you turn up at a party and pretend you lost your arm in the crash

Ready with the plastic arm and dark red paint bucket, are you? - PositronWildhawk

5 Perform a sacrifice
6 Leave a half-decomposed corpse hanging from the top of your house, ready to drop onto the trick-or-treaters

That would actually be pretty funny well no for the Trick-Or-Treater. - egnomac

This is such a mean thing to do.
So is the rest of the stuff on this list. - Ajkloth

7 Fill a random person's house with smoke and giant cobwebs, paint the walls red, cut the power as they come home and barricade the doors and windows

Oh, so many times I've wanted to do this. And, of course, to film the whole thing. - PositronWildhawk

8 Dress as your friend's long dead relative (in zombie form)
9 Fit a trap door under your doormat
10 Place a small firework in a sweet wrapper in a trick-or-treater's bag

That wouldn't be funny for them but it would for you. Just not too big a firework, OK? - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Kill someone, then use their body as a Halloween decoration
12 Put real blood inside a candy, claiming it's a cherry liquid center

But wouldn't they know it is mangled? - Music_Lover123

13 Set a real skull on your doorstep
14 Dress as a zombie and eat human flesh V 1 Comment
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