Top Ten Ways to Take Halloween Too Far
Ah, all the trick-or-treaters are avoiding my house
Don't know how you'd go about doing this, but it would be quite disgusting.
Haha!
Can you imagine...
"'Scuse me, Sir. Mind if I borrow you for a few minutes...? "
And then you watch the news later on...(insert evil laugh here., )
Oh I want candy! Ding Dong. Hello. Die VVM. There I sucked your brain out.
Oh god no anything but that NO!
Ready with the plastic arm and dark red paint bucket, are you?
If performing a sacrifice has something to do with killing someone, that's insane.
That would actually be pretty funny well no for the Trick-Or-Treater.
This is such a mean thing to do.
So is the rest of the stuff on this list.
Oh, so many times I've wanted to do this. And, of course, to film the whole thing.
This is actually real...
That wouldn't be funny for them but it would for you. Just not too big a firework, OK?
Someone:Stitches, fake blood, drool, tongue lolling out, lumbering about, making ugly noises, eyes nearly closed, arms outstretched, torn clothing, green and gray patches of skin, slime, yes, she's a zombie.
--someone screams--
Someone else:That's probably just a spook, let's go have fun.
--after returning to see a young girl's dead body on the floor--
Someone:Oh my, oh my...
Someone else:Her face, it's covered in blood...
--the people run away and looking at the news--
News:A young woman dressed as a freshly risen zombie, decided that her fake blood wasn't good enough. So, she chose that eating human flesh would be the best choice for dressing as a lumbering corpse. The strangest part is that she still had her arms waving about, drooling, slimy, making strange noises, and lolling out her tongue, expecting that the young girl who she just dismembered would be taken as a prop. It was clear she loved the tender limb flesh of the girl, and must of had some human body ...more