Top Ten Ways to Take Halloween Too Far


The Top Ten

1 Fake your own death a week in advance and turn up disguised as a vampire

Assuming you haven't been cremated first - PositronWildhawk

Yes, PositronWildHawk, irrelevant for your funny list, but you got it right, I'm her, I'm Cookie! You asked me that question in another list, but I only found this way to reply to you. Haha, why didn't you like it that I called you restless and impressionable? You are so above things? Well, I'm not, I assure you! :) Anyway, it will be a pleasure if you could expose more your stubborn heart in your lists and not only your wonderful sense of humor. Make more music lists if you like, I'm a sucker for good music and I could comment on them if you don't find this annoying. My favourite song from your Moby list is 'Whispering Wind', but I was in a hurry the other day and I voted for 'Mistake' without commenting on that...

2 Leave a bear trap on your doorstep

Ah, all the trick-or-treaters are avoiding my house - PositronWildhawk

3 Suck out a random person's brain

Don't know how you'd go about doing this, but it would be quite disgusting. - PositronWildhawk

Oh god no anything but that NO! - JaysTop10List

Oh I want candy! Ding Dong. Hello. Die VVM. There I sucked your brain out. - Jake09

Can you imagine...
"'Scuse me, Sir. Mind if I borrow you for a few minutes...? "

And then you watch the news later on...(insert evil laugh here., ) - Britgirl

4 Deliberately crash your car as you turn up at a party and pretend you lost your arm in the crash

Ready with the plastic arm and dark red paint bucket, are you? - PositronWildhawk

5 Perform a sacrifice

If performing a sacrifice has something to do with killing someone, that's insane.

6 Leave a half-decomposed corpse hanging from the top of your house, ready to drop onto the trick-or-treaters

That would actually be pretty funny well no for the Trick-Or-Treater. - egnomac

This is such a mean thing to do.
So is the rest of the stuff on this list. - Ajkloth

7 Fill a random person's house with smoke and giant cobwebs, paint the walls red, cut the power as they come home and barricade the doors and windows

Oh, so many times I've wanted to do this. And, of course, to film the whole thing. - PositronWildhawk

8 Dress as your friend's long dead relative (in zombie form)

That kind of disrespectful and discusting.

9 Fit a trap door under your doormat
10 Kill someone, then use their body as a Halloween decoration


This is actually real...

The Contenders

11 Place a small firework in a sweet wrapper in a trick-or-treater's bag

That wouldn't be funny for them but it would for you. Just not too big a firework, OK? - PositronWildhawk

12 Put real blood inside a candy, claiming it's a cherry liquid center
13 Set a real skull on your doorstep
14 Dress as a zombie and eat human flesh

Someone:Stitches, fake blood, drool, tongue lolling out, lumbering about, making ugly noises, eyes nearly closed, arms outstretched, torn clothing, green and gray patches of skin, slime, yes, she's a zombie.
--someone screams--
Someone else:That's probably just a spook, let's go have fun.
--after returning to see a young girl's dead body on the floor--
Someone:Oh my, oh my...
Someone else:Her face, it's covered in blood...
--the people run away and looking at the news--
News:A young woman dressed as a freshly risen zombie, decided that her fake blood wasn't good enough. So, she chose that eating human flesh would be the best choice for dressing as a lumbering corpse. The strangest part is that she still had her arms waving about, drooling, slimy, making strange noises, and lolling out her tongue, expecting that the young girl who she just dismembered would be taken as a prop. It was clear she loved the tender limb flesh of the girl, and must of had some human body ...more

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