Top Ten Ways to Take Halloween Too FarPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
Assuming you haven't been cremated first - PositronWildhawk
Yes, PositronWildHawk, irrelevant for your funny list, but you got it right, I'm her, I'm Cookie! You asked me that question in another list, but I only found this way to reply to you. Haha, why didn't you like it that I called you restless and impressionable? You are so above things? Well, I'm not, I assure you! :) Anyway, it will be a pleasure if you could expose more your stubborn heart in your lists and not only your wonderful sense of humor. Make more music lists if you like, I'm a sucker for good music and I could comment on them if you don't find this annoying. My favourite song from your Moby list is 'Whispering Wind', but I was in a hurry the other day and I voted for 'Mistake' without commenting on that...
Ah, all the trick-or-treaters are avoiding my house - PositronWildhawk
Don't know how you'd go about doing this, but it would be quite disgusting. - PositronWildhawk
Oh I want candy! Ding Dong. Hello. Die VVM. There I sucked your brain out. - Jake09
Can you imagine...
"'Scuse me, Sir. Mind if I borrow you for a few minutes...? "
And then you watch the news later on...(insert evil laugh here., ) - Britgirl
Ready with the plastic arm and dark red paint bucket, are you? - PositronWildhawk
That would actually be pretty funny well no for the Trick-Or-Treater. - egnomac
This is such a mean thing to do.
So is the rest of the stuff on this list. - Ajkloth
Oh, so many times I've wanted to do this. And, of course, to film the whole thing. - PositronWildhawk
That wouldn't be funny for them but it would for you. Just not too big a firework, OK? - PositronWildhawk
This is actually real...
But wouldn't they know it is mangled? - Music_Lover123
Someone:Stitches, fake blood, drool, tongue lolling out, lumbering about, making ugly noises, eyes nearly closed, arms outstretched, torn clothing, green and gray patches of skin, slime, yes, she's a zombie.
Someone else:That's probably just a spook, let's go have fun.
--after returning to see a young girl's dead body on the floor--
Someone:Oh my, oh my...
Someone else:Her face, it's covered in blood...
--the people run away and looking at the news--
News:A young woman dressed as a freshly risen zombie, decided that her fake blood wasn't good enough. So, she chose that eating human flesh would be the best choice for dressing as a lumbering corpse. The strangest part is that she still had her arms waving about, drooling, slimy, making strange noises, and lolling out her tongue, expecting that the young girl who she just dismembered would be taken as a prop. It was clear she loved the tender limb flesh of the girl, and must of had some human body ...more
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2. Leave a bear trap on your doorstep
3. Suck out a random person's brain