Top Ten Ways to Take Halloween Too FarPositronWildhawk
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Ah, all the trick-or-treaters are avoiding my house - PositronWildhawk
Don't know how you'd go about doing this, but it would be quite disgusting. - PositronWildhawk
Oh I want candy! Ding Dong. Hello. Die VVM. There I sucked your brain out. - Jake09
Can you imagine...
"'Scuse me, Sir. Mind if I borrow you for a few minutes...? "
And then you watch the news later on...(insert evil laugh here., ) - Britgirl
Ready with the plastic arm and dark red paint bucket, are you? - PositronWildhawk
That would actually be pretty funny well no for the Trick-Or-Treater. - egnomac
This is such a mean thing to do.
So is the rest of the stuff on this list. - Ajkloth
Oh, so many times I've wanted to do this. And, of course, to film the whole thing. - PositronWildhawk
That wouldn't be funny for them but it would for you. Just not too big a firework, OK? - PositronWildhawk
But wouldn't they know it is mangled? - Music_Lover123
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2. Leave a bear trap on your doorstep
3. Suck out a random person's brain