Top Ten Ways to Tell If Someone Is Dead

Sometimes people are dead, but how can you be sure?

The Top Ten

1 There is an ax sticking out of their chest

No way! - 0w0uwu

2 Their head is missing

This is the most obvious list ever. - Userguy44

That's a no brainier. - egnomac

That wasn't my first clue. - PositronWildhawk

Well, that is... True. - Kiteretsunu

3 They are riddled with bullet holes
4 They are hanging
5 They have no pulse
6 They aren't moving

That means I'm dead during sleeping. I always revive when waking up. - Userguy44

I'm not even counting BREATING!

7 You yell BACON! and they don't respond

Most people love bacon so this might work out - bobbythebrony

8 There is a sharp object sticking out of their face

What if it's their nose? - RoseWeasley

A thumbtack. It didn't kill them... - Cyri

9 Their body is missing from the neck down
10 Their Duolingo streak was lost

And they probably missed their Spanish lesson. - Userguy44

Non - 0w0uwu

The Contenders

11 There's a pool of blood
12 Their brains are splattered all over the place

If this isn't doing it, what does? - Cazaam

13 They have an ice pick in their face
14 They have been impaled by a unicycle
15 They can't talk or make a sound
16 They're not breathing
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