Top Ten Ways to Tell If Someone Is DeadSometimes people are dead, but how can you be sure?
The Top Ten
No way! - 0w0uwu
This is the most obvious list ever. - Userguy44
That's a no brainier. - egnomac
That wasn't my first clue. - PositronWildhawk
Well, that is... True. - Kiteretsunu
That means I'm dead during sleeping. I always revive when waking up. - Userguy44
I'm not even counting BREATING!
Most people love bacon so this might work out - bobbythebrony
What if it's their nose? - RoseWeasley
A thumbtack. It didn't kill them... - Cyri
And they probably missed their Spanish lesson. - Userguy44
Non - 0w0uwu
If this isn't doing it, what does? - Cazaam