Weirdest Things to Say to Strangers
The Top Ten
1 So... Last night I was talking to myself and we both agree that.....
This is very funny! You sure got some humour, Katt! I liked the 12:00 one as well... Bye, Katt, see you!
2 You look kind of suspicious what were you doing at 12:00 pm yesterday
Yep. That's up there. laugh out loud.
3 Hide me... The police are coming
Stranger: The person you're looking for is behind my back...
4 Here he comes watch out
5 I miss you when I'm not with you
6 Come with me
7 You have pretty small underwear
8 I love you
9 Let's get naked!
10 Um, Is your name Rick?
"No, my name is Penelope"
The Contenders
11 If you hate Mickey Mouse, then you suck sandwiches
12 ( bend down on 1 knee ) 'will you marry me?'
Especially if it was a girl.
If a man did this to me, then I would run and lock myself in a bathroom.
13 I Love Justin Bieber
14 Are you famous.. Because I've seen you before
15 I Have a Pet Rock, Do You?
16 Can I borrow those pretty pants that you're wearing?
17 You can see me!
18 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
19 Are you a cat lady
I didn't know what to vote for. It was ether this or are you famous... Because I seen you before.
Anyway, this would be funny because I know a lot of people that are cat people.
20 I know you because I saw you at Walmart Bunnie Fluffs. That's my new nickname for you, Bunnie Fluffs.
I imagine a kid in my class that would say this. But he says Bunnie fluffs a lot. It's very very weird.
21 Michael Myers is an ugly monster from amnesia
22 Wanna get some pizza?
23 No lady bowant!
24 Are you allergic to caffeine, do you go all crazy when you drink caffeine with your cat? She says I don't have a cat.
That would be random. Who will be allergic to caffeine?!
25 I love kicking pillows, do you like kicking cats?
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