Weirdest Things to Say to Strangers

Katt

The Top Ten

1 So... Last night I was talking to myself and we both agree that.....

This is very funny! You sure got some humour, Katt! I liked the 12:00 one as well... Bye, Katt, see you! - HezarioSeth

2 You look kind of suspicious what were you doing at 12:00 pm yesterday

Yep. That's up there. laugh out loud. - PositronWildhawk

3 Hide me... The police are coming

Stranger: The person you're looking for is behind my back... - Kiteretsunu

4 Here he comes watch out
5 I miss you when I'm not with you
6 Come with me
7 You have pretty small underwear
8 If you hate Mickey Mouse, then you suck sandwiches
9 I love you
10 Let's get naked!

The Contenders

11 Um, Is your name Rick?

"No, my name is Penelope" - funnyuser

LOL

12 ( bend down on 1 knee ) 'will you marry me?'

Especially if it was a girl.

If a man did this to me, then I would run and lock myself in a bathroom. - funnyuser

13 I Love Justin Bieber
14 I Have a Pet Rock, Do You?
15 Are you famous.. Because I've seen you before
16 Can I borrow those pretty pants that you're wearing?
17 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
18 Are you a cat lady

I didn't know what to vote for. It was ether this or are you famous... Because I seen you before.
Anyway, this would be funny because I know a lot of people that are cat people.

19 You can see me!
20 Michael Myers is an ugly monster from amnesia
21 No lady bowant!
22 I know you because I saw you at Walmart Bunnie Fluffs. That's my new nickname for you, Bunnie Fluffs.

I imagine a kid in my class that would say this. But he says Bunnie fluffs a lot. It's very very weird.

23 Are you allergic to caffeine, do you go all crazy when you drink caffeine with your cat? She says I don't have a cat.

That would be random. Who will be allergic to caffeine?!

24 I love kicking pillows, do you like kicking cats?
25 You are poop
26 I like quesadillas
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1. You have pretty small underwear
2. If you hate Mickey Mouse, then you suck sandwiches
3. Let's get naked!
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