Top 10 Worst Things About Mario Kart 8
The Top Ten
There are WAY too many babies! We only need Baby Mario, Luigi, and Peach because they are the only babies that exist! (Please respect my opinion.)
You know what, still baby characters are in the MK series. The baby characters are so useless and Baby Daisy is the most useless one I'll tell you why. Baby Daisy is the MOST SLOWEST characters of all time and Sanic is still faster than her. Play as the Heavyweighted characters instead to own the Baby Ones
I have no idea who the heck is the mother of these 5 babies. Why is baby rosalina and baby daisy in this game they are pointless and took up 2 of the character spots.
Why are they even here? We could have characters that everyone loves. Diddy, Bowser Jr, Birdo,King Boo,and Dry Bones. But NO we get these stupid babies. Literally nobody likes them. I am specifically talking about Baby Daisy and Baby Rosilina.
Everybody hates Pink Gold Peach is because she is a clone of Metal Mario and Metal is better than her. I'll call PGP for short on Pink Gold Peach ok?
Also I know why PGP exists. It's because girls can have their own metal character. Like if PGP shouldn't be existing in the game. Dry Bones could be placed instead of her or Funky Kong. So when Nintendo finished this game with PGP, what were they thinking? Girls should play as Metal Mario instead.
"Nintendo, no more of this laziness. I know you can do better. I've SEEN you do better. I expect better from th NX, and I expect better from the next Mario Kart. If you want to play as Peach, you can make the costume changes optional. SHE WILL NOT REPLACE A CHARACTER SLOT! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT THIS TIME! "
Okay everyone let’s pick a new character any ideas? I have one let's do another clone but, this time let’s use Princess Peach. Then, we can make her have a metal from. Hmm... Oh I got it! Pink Gold Peach! Diddy Kong and every other character was so sad Nintendo picked her instead of them.
I thought characters like Cat Peach and Metal Mario were bad but THIS WASTEFUL CLONE?!? Also, please don't ad Baby Pink Gold Peach in the next Mario Kart because she will be even more wasteful.
Instead of making characters we have make other characters like Kirby
Doesn't affect gameplay
Replace the four powerups and Animal Crossing characters and replace them with:
Diddy Kong (Last seen in MKWii),
R.O.B (Last Seen in MKDS),
Clemont (Pokemon XY),
Sonic the HEdgehog (Isn't it obvious? ),
Kamek (Super Mario World),
and Paratroopa (Last seen in MKDD).
The koopalings are pretty good in my opinion, but taking up 7 slots isn't a great idea. I get that Lemmy and Morton are of different weights, but I wish they tried to implement that and putting them all in 1 slot
I didn't add this in the list, The 7 Koopalings were awesome back in the 2009's where New Super Mario Bros Wii came out. Now they gave us a problem now, You know the character roster right? All 7 of them almost filled up the roster and Bowser Jr is not in this game. The Koopalings were also a problem in New Super Mario Bros 2, their battles are boring and easy now. Kamek would of appeared in this game and the Koopalings in fortress will replace the Renzors. The Renzors are easy so Nintendo should add a bit more effort to the Koopalings
The koopalings suck. 35 rounds of projectile flinging and shell spinning in 4 different games. Now, we get this slop. "Hey. You know those crappy minibosses we been spamming in the recent adventure games? Well, here they are again, representing 1/4 of the damn roster! The krapalings can go to hell.
I didn't add this either, as the Koopalings are the greatest things on this earth. It is rather annoying that they are in Mario Kart 8 as seven seperate characters, and Bowser Jr isn't in here, but I always play as them (especially Ludwig).
Unlike in MKDS in which you tumble when hit, in this game, your character completely stops moving and throws a fit, making you vulnerable to 50 more items headed your way.
No it doesn't.it depends what place your in,and do you even know how to dodge items?
Why is it an item make this 3 the Koopalings are at least not clones of other characters
This I agree with
Yea,1 item,it so makes it the worst game ever
DOn't MENTION THIS ITEM, I GET THEM ALL THE TIME ON 100CC, the good thing about coins are they make you go faster
Items based on distance from first?
so now if you break ahead you are giving everyone items to stop you and bullet bills to catch up
and if you have a close race you will get coins and green shells in last place?
instead of getting a higher position,I become dragged behind first the whole race
I'm laughing so hard because everyone is just finding things to complain about
Rosalina is fine, every princess is fine. Why are you complaining about this?
She was the worst part of one of the worst Mario games, we don't want her!
Um that is fine she has a role to play in that game
If you’re in 1st place and a blue shell hits you, then you might be 5 or 6 places down after your racer stops shaking around like they do when they get hit by an item.
It does in every Mario kart
If you’re in first place, better watch out! Say hello to the Blue Shell. It’s been absolute torture in first place, but only because of that. I honestly hate the Blue Shell.
Atrocious, irritating, frequent, useless.
Exists in all games
Why isn't this in the top ten? MK8 ruined Battle Mode by putting more focus on racing instead of battling. Now you can barely hit anybody and nobody can hit you. People hitting you wasn't fun, but it was the competitive-ness that made MK Wii's Battle Mode fun. This is one of the biggest things people hate about Mario Kart 8.
There were no remakes, so sad!
I would say that I would wish to have the Mega Mushroom and the other stuff in Wii to 8 it would be much better but I think the Piranha plant and the air horn replaced these items.
The Mega Mushroom was good, but I REALLY hate the Thundercloud. I hope that Atrocity of an item never returns :P
But theirs new items,
The new items are way better though,crazy 8,air horn,piraña plant,so awesome!
Theirs more then one page!
Not a big problem
Does not affect gameplay
The online mode was great. My best experiences online in a game was from 8 and 8D.
It is great you can play with friends
The online mode is great
It's great actually
Ok, this is MK, why is Link, Villager, Isabelle, Captain Falcon's maps are in Mario Kart 8, even Sonic as an Amiibo costume? It's making more like Super Smash Kart now.
Mario Kart Wii and Double Dash is better.
This. These characters don't share universes. This is Mario Kart.
Smash kart? that's a terrible idea! and the non Mario characters are their because their only DLC
If it was Super Smash Kart, it wouldn't be good.
Are in all games
If you get MK 8 Deluxe then you can carry 2 items at a time.
Dry Bones reappeared in Deluxe
Come on Nintendo, why you didn't add Funky Kong in the first place? He would punch PGP in the face and her Gold/Metal cracks and take the he can take her roll. He is the fastest MK character ever
Don't rage: I don't have Funky Kong in MK Wii
Stupid MK Wii fanboys. Funky Kong is just a clone of Donkey Kong.
Does not affect gameplay
Actually,I thought that funky kong needed to go,and I glad it did in Mario kart 8,and besides,my best wasn't even funky kong for Wii,it was Bowser
Does not affect gameplay
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