The Top Ten
GREAT! I love this! I am so going to use it on everybody! This is the best insult in the world! I don't think anybody will hate this diss!
I don't like insulting people. I guess I'm different from most people. - Oliveleaf
Nice! I actually laughed at this one! I might try this one on a woman although it will fail horribly. I want to see their reaction!
Amazing, I used this on an idiot from my school! I love this website, it's really cool.
Lmao this is so funny iused this on this slag who is so annoyingV 652 Comments
I Said This To My Low Life Of A Friend Who Would Always Take The Piss Out Of Me And He Said "What's A Condom? " I Instantly Replied "What Would Of Stopped The Biggest Mistake In The World"
This is awesome I love it I tried it on this girl and people around up cracked up laughing at her facial expression haha you should of been there when it happened hey I have a good one on how to annoy someone stare at them until they say what the hell are you looking at then you say I'll let you no when I figure it out
My favorite insult for debate. Especially for a certain ass cap on my team who just loves being a pain in my neck. Whoever thought of this comment deserves to be a billionaire.
I couldn't stop laughing after I saw thisV 329 Comments
I WILL USE THIS JOKE TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON I SEE ANYWHERE I GO IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!
I'm going to so use this one! This one of the BEST I've heard so far.
This is the funniest this I've heard all day!
What is this it's crazy but I would like to burn you but there is just nothing to burnV 784 Comments
I'm gonna have to use this one cause it's the funniest one on here
This is genius... Pure genius... I have to use this the next time I see someone I hate
This is the best one on here should be at the top it is so great I'm gonna definitely use it all the time!
It's so creative I'm a use on everyone!V 497 Comments
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is awesome. Im gonna use this on my enemy when the time comes... or maybe even tomorrow! LOLOL Love it. Whoever first said this was a genius. (:
Laugh out loud I used this comeback on a girl and she got offended badly she went crying to her mommy any way love THE COMEBACK
genious! lol this is a good one and I'm so gonna use it!
What about: You're so lonely Hello Kitty said goodbye to youV 371 Comments
This is absolutely brilliant. I can picture it happening. I really hope I can remember this one forever because I'm sure I'm going to need it eventually.
That was seriously funny who ever came up with that is a legend laugh out loud
I laugh so much at this one! Laugh out loud
Dude this was really cool
Ha. This is the best one on this listV 281 Comments
That was so tight I couldn't even come up with that and I'm eminem
This is serious I'll use this one aww the person is gonna die when he hears this
this one is a killer by kush
hahahahaha who put you on this one man you got crack up connections
It is the I mean the best diss I have ever heardV 545 Comments
I think is the best dis ever, you can say it anyone calls you dumb or brag about themselves
That's hilarious! I'm gonna use it on my mean cousins!
Hi. Not much of an opinion. Oh well this was still really hilarious.
When I read this I was just like ooh. Whoa that's one good dissV 218 Comments
Say it in a Mychonny accent and it becomes GENIUS AND WILL own ANYONE!
I love this; its great. I'd rate this higher than a three, the others on the list didn't make me laugh as much.
I could use this as a joke with friends. I could use a slight re-mix of this when leaving a conversation after an argument. I could use this anywhere! - leniv
I am going to tell this to all my friends if they leave early for something.V 143 Comments
This one is epic, can't believe no one has realized this yet! Great twist at the end
Laugh out loud this is hilarious! This is funny in any situation and is also useful if someone who is butt-ugly is targeting you, but the results could get you into a fight...
I couldn't stop laughing. This is a funny insult that I would use on a lot of people because their mothers would've said the same thing!
Whoever wrote this obviously needs a grammar lesson... Just saying.V 161 Comments
That's the best one I can think of and its not a very good roast. - OliveleafV 3 Comments
That is good I might use it lol I have some pretty good ones myself it just comes naturallyV 13 Comments
Red Forman is a winner. How many times has he insulted people with this? How many times has it fit? 'enough said.
I started cracking up seeing it this high on the list and just seeing the word "dumbass"...
A classic! Always use it haha. The absolute best of all time. People will say this always no matter what
Your so ugly that when one direction saw you they went the other directionV 290 Comments
I used it on my friend and she didn't get it. She really didn't spring at all - BrokenSong
this is so perfect for my one enemy he's goin down thank you so much
I actually spat out my drink when I read this! Made me laugh a lot! Still chuckling about it now!
I have a weird half-smile on my face from reading this one...*thumbs up*
Hilarious still laughing the best joke ever since number 1 I used it on my friends but he didn't get it but the rest of the table got it perfectly and started laughing so hard we got in trouble
Stupid but understandable! I like it. It took me a minute to understand but I finally got it! :) laugh out loud
This was so mean that when I said it to my ex boyfriend he walked off and stated crying
Great to I am going to remember this one!V 38 Comments
This one's really good because it's two insults in one. Really good for saying to a mean girl that's sensitive to their age.
This one was mine and I put it here, is it bad if I said this to my teacher and my parents. Sad sdf sdfg
This is so funny I'm going to use this on my enemy he is like a couple years older than me so thank you for putting out this joke because its really god thank you a lot
Two insults in one- "You're Old" and "You're Stupid". I loved it!V 107 Comments
I've always wanted to know how it was possible for some of the most horrible and stupidest people in the world managed to win the race against 100,000 others, It makes me wonder what all of those others would of made...
Hahaha I said something like this to this boy in my class I mean seriously some people were dropped as babies but he was CLEARLY thrown at he wall!
It's Hilarious! and a bit mean.. I could tell this to anyone I'm sure they will laugh as much as me :D... even my mother did!
This is hilarious for fat people!V 44 Comments
Haha using this all the time, you'll never forget this Xx
LMFAO that's so hilarious I'm going to use it the next time I want to hurt someone BADLY
This is a good crack up, but if the person is a savage it is easily countered. Sometimes the low burning ones aren't easy to counter but nonetheless still a good one!
Roasted my bully with this along with more he respects me nowV 107 Comments
Hilarious! Why is this 85, it has to be 15th at LEAST!
Haha to funny, going to use this one
So funny I am so gonna use this when this kid messages me back he is already pissed off with this he is going to have a spazz attack I just did it and he is so mad I mean mad like spazz attack mad yeah that mad
Awesome combat to the bullies at my stupid schoolV 261 Comments
I laughed so hard my face turned purple and I blacked out for a sec... Then I kept on laughing
lol! I used this on this guy at school and even HE laughed so hard he fell over!
Haha this is so funny I can't even stand it I love it so much lol! I'm gonna use that on my dad. Hopefully I don't get a slap lol
I literally almost peed myself this is hilariousV 115 Comments
took me a long time to chose and I'll probably change my mind in ten minutes but this is awesome - CaptainComedy17
K that one was so bad! Haha nice one though I'm so gonna say this to my friend
Lmafo I LOVED This it worked I said and someone gave me this look and they looked like jerk!
I said this to my ex-boyfriend and he cried.V 66 Comments
That's the best 1 I herd in a long time
This is the best one I have heard so far. I'm going to use this. Thanks! P. S my friend used this and a guy cried. A lot of people use it at school
I laughing so hard that I almost pissed on my pants and I could not talk
You should not say bad things about someone's momV 69 Comments
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Top Remixes (118)
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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