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GREAT! I love this! I am so going to use it on everybody! This is the best insult in the world! I don't think anybody will hate this diss!
Nice! I actually laughed at this one! I might try this one on a woman although it will fail horribly. I want to see their reaction!
Amazing, I used this on an idiot from my school! I love this website, it's really cool.
Ha ha that's greatV477 Comments
I WILL USE THIS JOKE TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON I SEE ANYWHERE I GO IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!
I'm going to so use this one! This one of the BEST I've heard so far.
This is the funniest this I've heard all day!
I got to use this.V586 Comments
I Said This To My Low Life Of A Friend Who Would Always Take The Piss Out Of Me And He Said "What's A Condom? " I Instantly Replied "What Would Of Stopped The Biggest Mistake In The World"
This is awesome I love it I tried it on this girl and people around up cracked up laughing at her facial expression haha you should of been there when it happened hey I have a good one on how to annoy someone stare at them until they say what the hell are you looking at then you say I'll let you no when I figure it out
My favorite insult for debate. Especially for a certain ass cap on my team who just loves being a pain in my neck. Whoever thought of this comment deserves to be a billionaire.
Extremely funnyV213 Comments
This is absolutely brilliant. I can picture it happening. I really hope I can remember this one forever because I'm sure I'm going to need it eventually.
That was seriously funny who ever came up with that is a legend laugh out loud
I laugh so much at this one! Laugh out loud
Dude this was really cool
I like this I think I might tell that to my friend.V229 Comments
I'm gonna have to use this one cause it's the funniest one on here
This is genius... Pure genius... I have to use this the next time I see someone I hate
This is the best one on here should be at the top it is so great I'm gonna definitely use it all the time!
This is the best diss I've ever heardV390 Comments
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is awesome. Im gonna use this on my enemy when the time comes... or maybe even tomorrow! LOLOL Love it. Whoever first said this was a genius. (:
Laugh out loud I used this comeback on a girl and she got offended badly she went crying to her mommy any way love THE COMEBACK
genious! lol this is a good one and I'm so gonna use it!
This is a good one- it's also one I made up - NeedinLoveV278 Comments
That was so tight I couldn't even come up with that and I'm eminem
This is serious I'll use this one aww the person is gonna die when he hears this
this one is a killer by kush
hahahahaha who put you on this one man you got crack up connections
This one is killer and a great burnV419 Comments
I think is the best dis ever, you can say it anyone calls you dumb or brag about themselves
That's hilarious! I'm gonna use it on my mean cousins!
Hi. Not much of an opinion. Oh well this was still really hilarious.
My friends were stunned when they heard thisV168 Comments
Say it in a Mychonny accent and it becomes GENIUS AND WILL own ANYONE!
I love this; its great. I'd rate this higher than a three, the others on the list didn't make me laugh as much.
I could use this as a joke with friends. I could use a slight re-mix of this when leaving a conversation after an argument. I could use this anywhere! - leniv
I love how subtle and honest it is. You'd just need some tea, or something consumable.V109 Comments
This one is epic, can't believe no one has realized this yet! Great twist at the end
Laugh out loud this is hilarious! This is funny in any situation and is also useful if someone who is butt-ugly is targeting you, but the results could get you into a fight...
I couldn't stop laughing. This is a funny insult that I would use on a lot of people because their mothers would've said the same thing!
This one is so cool. I could use against someone I knowV113 Comments
Red Forman is a winner. How many times has he insulted people with this? How many times has it fit? 'enough said.
I started cracking up seeing it this high on the list and just seeing the word "dumbass"...
A classic! Always use it haha. The absolute best of all time. People will say this always no matter what
I vote for trumpV232 Comments
I used it on my friend and she didn't get it. She really didn't spring at all - BrokenSong
this is so perfect for my one enemy he's goin down thank you so much
I actually spat out my drink when I read this! Made me laugh a lot! Still chuckling about it now!
Don't work because not everyone believe that sosV54 Comments
Hilarious still laughing the best joke ever since number 1 I used it on my friends but he didn't get it but the rest of the table got it perfectly and started laughing so hard we got in trouble
Stupid but understandable! I like it. It took me a minute to understand but I finally got it! :) laugh out loud
This was so mean that when I said it to my ex boyfriend he walked off and stated crying
I love me nothing but a monster with two heads.V27 Comments
I've always wanted to know how it was possible for some of the most horrible and stupidest people in the world managed to win the race against 100,000 others, It makes me wonder what all of those others would of made...
Hahaha I said something like this to this boy in my class I mean seriously some people were dropped as babies but he was CLEARLY thrown at he wall!
It's Hilarious! and a bit mean.. I could tell this to anyone I'm sure they will laugh as much as me :D... even my mother did!
Mean but I like itV30 Comments
This one's really good because it's two insults in one. Really good for saying to a mean girl that's sensitive to their age.
This one was mine and I put it here, is it bad if I said this to my teacher and my parents. Sad sdf sdfg
This is so funny I'm going to use this on my enemy he is like a couple years older than me so thank you for putting out this joke because its really god thank you a lot
This will be perfect for this idiot I know. He keeps changing what his "age" is.V67 Comments
Haha using this all the time, you'll never forget this Xx
LMFAO that's so hilarious I'm going to use it the next time I want to hurt someone BADLY
That's the insult I used on one of my friends that I really started hating for a good reason. - airplain313
Kinda like this hahaV80 Comments
Hilarious! Why is this 85, it has to be 15th at LEAST!
Haha to funny, going to use this one
So funny I am so gonna use this when this kid messages me back he is already pissed off with this he is going to have a spazz attack I just did it and he is so mad I mean mad like spazz attack mad yeah that mad
My favorite one yetV160 Comments
took me a long time to chose and I'll probably change my mind in ten minutes but this is awesome - CaptainComedy17
K that one was so bad! Haha nice one though I'm so gonna say this to my friend
Lmafo I LOVED This it worked I said and someone gave me this look and they looked like jerk!
Random and sweetV44 Comments
I laughed so hard my face turned purple and I blacked out for a sec... Then I kept on laughing
lol! I used this on this guy at school and even HE laughed so hard he fell over!
Haha this is so funny I can't even stand it I love it so much lol! I'm gonna use that on my dad. Hopefully I don't get a slap lol
I kinda don't get it but I do at the same time bute anyways I used this burn at my school some dude mad a way better comeback but I think this is goodV80 Comments
That's the best 1 I herd in a long time
This is the best one I have heard so far. I'm going to use this. Thanks! P. S my friend used this and a guy cried. A lot of people use it at school
I laughing so hard that I almost pissed on my pants and I could not talk
This is AWESOME! Made me laugh hard! Kinda pissed my pants a little lolV35 Comments
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