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This is an exceptional little phrase which can be used in any situation, whether it be orthodox or unorthodox. Furthermore I hope that anyone who uses this cracking little nugget of pure wit uses it well, as the results could be explosive.
I literally laughed my ass off off when I read this, so going to use it at school!
This is a great diss, which implies that their birth was a big mistake, caused by a failed condom. Perfect to use to someone who you think has no purpose of doing anything, and just tries to target you for no reason.
Would be true in some casesV457 Comments
GREAT! I love this! I am so going to use it on everybody! This is the best insult in the world! I don't think anybody will hate this diss!
Nice! I actually laughed at this one! I might try this one on a woman although it will fail horribly. I want to see their reaction!
Amazing, I used this on an idiot from my school! I love this website, it's really cool.
I agree this ones the best. I know someone I really hate and in going to say this to him.V278 Comments
I WILL USE THIS JOKE TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON I SEE ANYWHERE I GO IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!
I'm going to so use this one! This one of the BEST I've heard so far.
This is the funniest this I've heard all day!
This one is my favorite. Just used it in a script. See who that goes.V402 Comments
This is absolutely brilliant. I can picture it happening. I really hope I can remember this one forever because I'm sure I'm going to need it eventually.
That was seriously funny who ever came up with that is a legend laugh out loud
I laugh so much at this one! Laugh out loud
Dude this was really cool
I laughed so hard, I woke my dog in the other room. Just bloody brilliant.V163 Comments
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is awesome. Im gonna use this on my enemy when the time comes... or maybe even tomorrow! LOLOL Love it. Whoever first said this was a genius. (:
Laugh out loud I used this comeback on a girl and she got offended badly she went crying to her mommy any way love THE COMEBACK
genious! lol this is a good one and I'm so gonna use it!
Many on this list are hilarious but I think this is the best. I love cats so why not use Hello Kitty insults? - MerililleV205 Comments
I'm gonna have to use this one cause it's the funniest one on here
This is genius... Pure genius... I have to use this the next time I see someone I hate
this is the best one on here should be at the top it is so great I'm gonna definitely use it all the time!
Obviously one of the best!V283 Comments
That was so tight I couldn't even come up with that and I'm eminem
This is serious I'll use this one aww the person is gonna die when he hears this
this one is a killer by kush
hahahahaha who put you on this one man you got crack up connections
I would die to see someone say thatV303 Comments
I think is the best dis ever, you can say it anyone calls you dumb or brag about themselves
That's hilarious! I'm gonna use it on my mean cousins!
Hi. Not much of an opinion. Oh well this was still really hilarious.
This is so funnyV117 Comments
Say it in a Mychonny accent and it becomes GENIUS AND WILL own ANYONE!
I love this; its great. I'd rate this higher than a three, the others on the list didn't make me laugh as much.
I could use this as a joke with friends. I could use a slight re-mix of this when leaving a conversation after an argument. I could use this anywhere! - leniv
Literally the princess brideV89 Comments
Red Forman is a winner. How many times has he insulted people with this? How many times has it fit? 'enough said.
I started cracking up seeing it this high on the list and just seeing the word "dumbass"...
A classic! Always use it haha. The absolute best of all time. People will say this always no matter what
So simple yet so perfectV170 Comments
This one is epic, can't believe no one has realized this yet! Great twist at the end
Laugh out loud this is hilarious! This is funny in any situation and is also useful if someone who is butt-ugly is targeting you, but the results could get you into a fight...
I couldn't stop laughing. This is a funny insult that I would use on a lot of people because their mothers would've said the same thing!
I love this oneV60 Comments
I used it on my friend and she didn't get it. She really didn't spring at all - BrokenSong
this is so perfect for my one enemy he's goin down thank you so much
I actually spat out my drink when I read this! Made me laugh a lot! Still chuckling about it now!
You remained to be uncivilized barbaric apes? - velitelcabalV36 Comments
Hilarious still laughing the best joke ever since number 1 I used it on my friends but he didn't get it but the rest of the table got it perfectly and started laughing so hard we got in trouble
Stupid but understandable! I like it. It took me a minute to understand but I finally got it! :) laugh out loud
This was so mean that when I said it to my ex boyfriend he walked off and stated crying
This thing is CRAZY MEAN but it is dead funny... # I got to write this downV21 Comments
I've always wanted to know how it was possible for some of the most horrible and stupidest people in the world managed to win the race against 100,000 others, It makes me wonder what all of those others would of made...
Hahaha I said something like this to this boy in my class I mean seriously some people were dropped as babies but he was CLEARLY thrown at he wall!
It's Hilarious! and a bit mean.. I could tell this to anyone I'm sure they will laugh as much as me :D... even my mother did!
Maybe you can add on...'Out of 100000 sperm you were the fastest? Speed must've been to make up for your stupidity.V21 Comments
Double insult... On how old you are and in your stupidity. Especially if you ask someone sensetive to their age
This one's really good because it's two insults in one. Really good for saying to a mean girl that's sensitive to their age.
This one was mine and I put it here, is it bad if I said this to my teacher and my parents. Sad sdf sdfg
That's a pretty good dissV40 Comments
That is so cruel... Laugh out loud
Haha using this all the time, you'll never forget this Xx
LMFAO that's so hilarious I'm going to use it the next time I want to hurt someone BADLY
Can't wait to use itV38 Comments
Hilarious! Why is this 85, it has to be 15th at LEAST!
Haha to funny, going to use this one
So funny I am so gonna use this when this kid messages me back he is already pissed off with this he is going to have a spazz attack I just did it and he is so mad I mean mad like spazz attack mad yeah that mad
I just used this on this Guy that kept Saying Things that didn't make sense, when I Said this he was silentV80 Comments
took me a long time to chose and I'll probably change my mind in ten minutes but this is awesome - CaptainComedy17
Lmafo I LOVED This it worked I said and someone gave me this look and they looked like jerk!
K that one was so bad! Haha nice one though I'm so gonna say this to my friend
That is true for some people in this worldV33 Comments
I laughed so hard my face turned purple and I blacked out for a sec... Then I kept on laughing
lol! I used this on this guy at school and even HE laughed so hard he fell over!
Haha this is so funny I can't even stand it I love it so much lol! I'm gonna use that on my dad. Hopefully I don't get a slap lol
I used on a fat ass named Ethan and he cried half of first periodV43 Comments
this is so cool! who thought of this? I know someone like this and I never got to explain my thoughts about him. - lala222
Love it, this is a first class insult.
Best one ever I am so using this on my math class friend. It's hilarious
I love math jokes but truth be told not many Americans get themV73 Comments
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