Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Fat JokesYo mama jokes have been around for generations and have become a staple of pop culture humor. While some may argue that they're offensive, there's no denying that they can be downright hilarious.
In this list, you've help us compiled the best yo mama so fat jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud. Whether you're in need of a good laugh or just looking to add to your joke repertoire, these yo mama so fat jokes are sure to do the trick.
Funny as hell. Made me laugh a lot! I shared it with my friends too. It's good.
Damn, this is the best joke in the history of yo mama jokes. I'm going to use this on so many people.
This is one of the best "Laugh Out Loud (LOL) Yo Mama" jokes ever in my entire life, and you do not know how long I have lived for this! I cannot believe this - I am actually typing a comment! It is funnier than all the other good jokes. This is well funny. I have been using this for a while, and it is definitely working! AND I have read all these pages of jokes, and they are all good! I cannot wait to see more! Congratulations to the people who came up with this joke! And I can think of another joke: Laugh out loud, Yo Mama is so fat she left stretch marks in the hospital after giving birth really hard!
Wow, dude! This "yo mama" joke is the KING! Seriously, none of the other jokes are funny to me at all, bro! But man, do I now LOVE yo mama jokes... "You're the best," get it? Because it's "yo mama," so "you're the best." Oh, I didn't go through the whole list, but one of my friends told me this and made me crack up! It's "yo mama so fat, when she wanted a water bed, all she had to do was cover the ocean with a blanket." Peace out.
This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on Facebook.
Haha, that's funny, man... I think this one should be number one. It's better than some of the first ones.
This was hilarious. I can't believe this is not the #1 joke. I also can't believe that this is the only site that has this joke. I ALSO have a joke: Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder looked at her and said, "I can't fix that." "Yo mama is so ugly, not even the Goldfish crackers would smile back at her."
Oh my gosh, this should be #1! I couldn't stop laughing, so my mom almost called 911! Laugh out loud! Love this one. I'm gonna tell this to everybody also... Your mama is so fat that when she saw the numbers 9058821344, it was on a scale! My favorite three! Bye now.
HAHA! Man, whoever makes these jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my friends, and they were cracking up.
Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughing about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.
Wow! This joke is so funny! I'm going to tell my friends about this one, and they're going to think I'm the best yo mama joke teller ever! And I'm cracking up a lot about this one. Nice! Number one!
BEST ONE YET! I said this joke last year, and I'm still cracking up! Nice! I also told my friends this joke, and they still can't get enough! Whoever made this up probably took them forever to make it! Great job!
My friend told me about this website, and I think this one is the best yet. Man, I wish I were as funny as you guys. This one has my vote. I hope this one goes to number one soon. I think I'm starting to vomit out my spaghetti. Yuck, when did I eat green peas? Anyway, best joke ever. Oh, and I wonder who posted this because they made me vomit out my spaghetti! Laugh out loud.
That is the best one yet. It made me shoot chocolate milk out of my nose.
Oh boy, this is the best by far. It's the thing I'm going to find myself thinking about when I'm supposed to be working on something else. Have you considered, "Yo mama is so fat, when she went to Sea World, all the whales started singing, 'WE ARE FAMILY!'"
I was laughing for about 10 minutes after reading this! It's hilarious! I like this one the best out of all the yo mama jokes! This should totally be number one with a crown on it! I vote for this EPICNESS.
This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love yo mama so fat jokes, especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha.
Amazing, good one. I read this every day and still laugh at it. This one should be in the top ten with the other good jokes. No, this should really be number one, or number two at least, no lower than two.
This is the only one from all the top ones so far that made me snicker. I am hard to make laugh.
That is the best. It should be at the very top. Laugh out loud. I'm still laughing.
I was laughing for 2 minutes and kept reading it over and over again. Personally, in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1, but it's number two and that's pretty okay.
This is a really inappropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. Probably the best one yet. At first, I didn't get it, but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!
I'm disgusted by this joke and the fact that it is not #1 on every site ever. As soon as I read this, I burst into tears. I laughed so hard.
It's not even one of those ridiculous ones like, "They had to clean the moon out of her fat folds." It's just appropriately inappropriate.
This is, by far, the best I have heard in a long time! I'm surprised to see that it's not No. 1.
That's so wrong... But so funny...
Absolutely pissing myself. It should be number 1. I've heard this joke before but it's still hilarious, and it just made my day! Right now, sending it to my friend. She will love it!
Kind of sounds like a racist Jackie Chan joke because he is Chinese, but I saw this one and I fell out of my chair crying and LMFAO!
That was so funny. My teacher will love this. He is having a contest on who can find the funniest, and I am so going to win!
This one should be in the top 10. Hahaha, I'm laughing to the point where I crap my pants!
It's just spontaneous and hilarious! I laughed pretty hard at this! Of all the jokes, the very imagination of it practically happening will make you go nuts!
MY GOD, that's FUNNY! She must be SO FAT. This should be #1, in my opinion, because it made me burst out laughing when I saw this joke!
This should be the first one on the list! I do not laugh very easily, but this joke got a chuckle out of me. Good material, guys. The best there is. Undoubtedly. Good.
This is the best fat joke I have heard in my entire life. I said this joke to about 16 fat boys in my school, and they all stopped eating junk food. To the person who made this joke up, you're very funny, even funnier than Mr. Bean. Nice going, bro or girl!
At school, I told my friends about this joke, and I swear, like three minutes later, my teacher started to sing it!
I almost choked on my hot chocolate. This is the funniest out of all the jokes in the world.
This is a great joke, like the others, and I can't wait to share it with my mom (who'll love it) and with my dad.
That should have been rated #1.
That was so funny. My brother and I were laughing our butts off.
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!
That one is so much better than the other ones I've seen recently! Try it on one of your friends. Don't know. It just might piss them off way too easily.
That's just too funny. I've never heard that one before, and it is awesome. I can't think of what else to write because I can't stop laughing.
We laughed out loud. My 10-year-old has just started hearing these stupid jokes at school, and now she has a great one to come back with.
Number 3, please! This, in my opinion, is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her, she would probably say, Stop tapping me!
Laugh out loud. This had me laughing out loud. I feel sorry for Mom, though.
This should definitely be first.
Laugh out loud! I love yo mama jokes, but this one has got to be the best. By the way, yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, I can't fix that!
So funny - laugh out loud - that it made me laugh my head off, and all the family did too. So thumbs up for you!
Out of all the ones I've read, I think this one deserves a lot of votes. I've heard a lot of "Yo mama" jokes, and I mean a lot, but this one is truly clever. I've never heard this one before. Here's one for the website. It's a bit risqué, but it's funny. "Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples." Try telling this one to your friends. Trust me, they'll laugh their asses off. That's just my opinion. Share it with your friends!
I had a yo mama throwdown at school, and I won when I used this one! It should be #1!
Haha! I really laughed more at the third comment than the joke! Laugh out loud! STILL FUNNY, though!
At school, we have yo mama wars, and when I said this one, I won that day's battle.
Wow, great joke. I love all of these kinds of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites. I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when someone says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke, and it is really funny... So I laughed.
It was so funny. I almost fell off my chair!
I hope they make more really funny jokes like this one!
I like all the yo mama jokes, but this one definitely was my all-time favorite!
Ha, when she goes out in the winter, does she have any lip warmers, like a hat for her lips? She must have some big lips. Laugh out loud!
I was laughing so hard at this one. Very good job. Keep it up. I've seen many of these, but this was one of the best ones. Very, very good job. Keep it up!
This is like the best joke ever. I told my friend this because we had a diss match and she said, "Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scales, my phone number comes up." I said, "Yo mama so fat that when she steps on scales, it says 'to be continued.'" She was laughing for 5 minutes and she wet herself in class and got isolated for the whole day!
To be continued... Hilarious!
This one took more thinking. One inserted a common saying into the joke. Brilliant, impressive, sir.
Oh my gosh! That is so funny! I'm laughing my head off right now.
These are some of the best yo mama jokes I've ever heard. My family and I thought these were fantastic. You guys are funny. Please make more yo mama jokes if you could. Thanks, P.S. you guys rock!
This is the first joke on the list that actually made me laugh. The rest are stupid! How did anyone find that crap funny?
That is my favorite joke on this page. Hilarious! It totally cracked me up.
This is the funniest yo mama joke there is!
So funny, I was drinking Coke and heard my sister say this. So when I heard it, my Coke came out of my nose...
AWESOME, this joke even made my mom laugh, and she's pretty darn fat. Here's a good one: Yo mama is so fat that when somebody looks at her driving license, they say, "Did they drop the camera in a sinkhole?" Laugh out loud.
She has one big belly... I'm a little disturbed... I'm gonna go eat a salad now...
Laugh out loud! This should be number one!
Laugh out loud! This is an awesome "yo mama" joke! To me, it's the best one so far! P.S. (Your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction.) (Your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th of March!) (Your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again!) (Your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked each other, "Is it Halloween already?") (Your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention!) (Your mama's so poor, when the trash was emptied, she said, "Where's all my food?") (Your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry.) (Your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!
BEST EVER. I know someone who never goes on the internet, and this will work a treat against them when they try to bully my friend. It's harsh but perfect. Whoever came up with it deserves a medal!
I love this one. Yet, I think you can come up with better ones, but I still voted for it even though it's not one of the top ten! But it is still really good!
The best yo mama joke in my book. I shall tell all my friends at school about this one. It should be number one. So good that I'm still laughing while typing. Jolly good show.
I've heard it before, and it makes total sense but is still so funny!
Where was she walking, and how did the truck not see her? Deep questions...
This is the funniest joke I've ever heard!
Nice. I really love this.
She needs even more than the Great Wall of China!
I just died from laughing, dude.
Wow, I never laughed so hard!
Should be in the Top 10!
That's so funny. I told my friend and he laughed so hard he cried.
Joke's on you, the Wall of China doesn't bend or break unless... WAR!
I was in China in May 2017 and I climbed up the wall. It is giant!
So funny, this should be number 1.
I play this game with her where I have to try to make her laugh. This was the one to make her laugh until she cried!
This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter!
Without a doubt, the most hilarious joke I've ever heard! Number one! Number one!
It's so funny that it made last night's dinner come out of my mouth.
Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I read this, and it came out of my nose. It still hurts!
I think this is the best joke in the history of the world! My sister and I laughed so hard that my drink exploded out of my nose!
That is pretty funny, haha, laugh out loud. Good joke, this should be in the top 5, man!
Laugh out loud, told my friend this joke and he started to crack up! Oh, also good for dissing matches.
So funny, amazing.
That was so funny! I combined this joke with the Great Wall of China! Yo mama is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery and she uses the Great Wall of China as her belt!
I just peed my pants! I love this one! I literally peed everywhere on the floor and bed! I was gasping for breath because of my laughter.
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke.
That is our favorite one out of all of them.
DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!
Reading this one again, and I am still laughing!
So funny, I almost cried.
Yo, that's funny as crap.
That joke is AMAZING. It is such a great idea. The other ones say mama is big.
Funny, laugh out loud.
Man, this is funny.
So funny! Good one!