Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Poor Jokes

Think you know the best yo mama so poor jokes, huh? Well, you better pull up a seat, because we've got a challenge just for you, and it's no laughing matter. Actually, scratch that, it's entirely a laughing matter.

You see, there's a long-standing tradition in the world of humorous trash talk, and you're standing right on the playground where it all happens. Yo mama so poor jokes are a legendary piece of that tradition. You might have heard a few of 'em before, like "Yo mama so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention!"

What's that? You think you know better? You've got the humor of a king or queen of the playground? Well, prove it, wise guy!

The rules are simple, the stakes are high, and the bragging rights are monumental. This is where the rubber meets the road, the big leagues of schoolyard banter. If your jokes are weak, you better take a back seat, because we're not pulling any punches here. But if you think you've got what it takes to crown the ultimate yo mama so poor joke, step right up.
The Top Ten
1 Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.

That is really good and super funny!

2 Yo mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the lights?"

It was so funny that my friend had milk pouring from his nose and he had a purple face. Thank you so much.

This should seriously be number one. Simple yet funny. It kind of just hits you in the face.

I wrote it. I needed to think of something to make it funny, and I'm glad you like it.

3 Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention

I remember saying this to my friend when he told me that he cannot pay any attention in the class. And a second passed, and the entire class glanced at me and laughed.

It's kind of rude but hilarious. I used it on my friend and he almost cried. I feel bad, but it was worth it. I'm going to use it on my brother next. Can't wait to see his face!

4 Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk

This is way funny, but I got my own. Yo mama is so dirty, the swamp monster begged her to shower.

I reckon you could win a yo mama battle with this joke.

5 Yo mama so poor when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on I said "I think you lost a shoe" but she goes "nah I found one"

If that was totally REAL, that would be sad, but the joke is still funny! Laugh out loud.

It's a good joke, but you should say, Yo mama is so ugly, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

6 Yo mama so poor I visited her trailer and two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet

HA HA ha! I got a good one. Yo mama's so poor that when she went to Walmart, it says, Low prices? It's cheap! 1$? She said, I'm suing you!

This is the best out of the ten here.

Burn! That was like, funny. Laugh out loud. Your mommy's so poor, she eats all the money.

7 Yo mama so poor that when I stayed for dinner there were three beans on the table. I took one and she said don't be greedy.

Good. Laugh out loud. Beans on the table? I'm not going to her house, putting that on my list.

8 Yo mama so poor that when she saw a take a penny tray she said, I can't afford that

That was hilarious. Still laughing. Laugh out loud, but messed up. Free penny tray? I can't afford it.

9 Yo mama so poor, I saw her moving cans around in an alley, asked what she was doing, and she said, remodeling.
10 Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers
The Contenders
11 Yo mama so poor she couldn't afford a condom and gave birth to you.
12 Yo mama so poor, I saw her banging on a trash can, asked what she was doing, and she said, "My kids locked me out."

Laugh out loud. That would be sad, but if a dog saw her, it would be rude because if it was trained not to.

Oh my God! I am about to post that on Facebook.

13 Yo mama so poor she hangs the used toilet paper out to dry
14 Yo mama so poor she went McDonalds for free wifi
15 Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her
16 Yo mama so poor, when I spat on floor she jumped and yelled "swimming pool"
17 Yo mama so poor she has to wash paper plates

This one was so crazy. I was in a fight with my ex-boyfriend, and that totally ruined him. Nice...

18 Yo mama so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic
19 Yo mama so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list

I used this one, and people laughed so hard, Brooklyn called to complain.

20 Yo mama so poor, her address is This Side Up.
21 Yo mama so poor that on Christmas Day, your family watched a video of other kids opening presents.

Laugh out loud. Mother must be poor for Christmas presents, but not for watching a video of other kids opening their presents.

That is the funniest thing ever.

This was the only one I laughed at.

22 Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
23 Yo mama so poor she had to squeeze her own milk out for her children to have cereal

That was disturbing, but a nice joke. Laugh out loud! That is so funny. Peace out.

24 Yo mama so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence

Told this to my mom. She wasn't impressed.

25 Yo mama so poor, she steals air from a bum
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