Top 10 Funniest Signs Around the World

Haha, the programmer was kinda nasty.

In the building so everyone can see!?

At least urinating outside is legal here, as long as it goes less than 25 mph.

What's the punishment for breaking the pee limit?

Oh, no! I left my peedometer at home. What am I going to do now? (Obviously, the word on the sign was originally speed.)

At least it's giving priority to animals.

Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland, US.

I wonder why they called the town that.

Dull is in Scotland.

So... I guess they don't repair bells?

I somehow always figured this is going to be the way it ends for me... I just don't know if the animals or the children will get to me first.

I love kids, but sometimes I fear they shall rip me into pieces.

Yeah, those wild children.

If only there was a sign below saying "Don't read any signs"...

Hypocrisy, but at its most humorous.

Haha, thanks to whoever added it!

It doesn't matter, because they'll take the money in death duties anyway...

Because you can still pay even when you're dead. Not.

Well, how would I be able to pay if I'm already dead?

So, not only are there slow children at play (if you read it like that), but now they might get shot?

They could at least leave a scooter here.

I think that sign is in Australia.

Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is a town in Quebec, Canada.

"A dildo is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for sexual penetration or other sexual activity during masturbation or with sex partners." - Wiki

Dildo is also an unincorporated place on the island of Newfoundland, Canada. But it wasn't named for the sex toy.

The place name "Dildo" is attested in this area since at least 1711, and it probably referred to "a phallus-shaped pin stuck in the edging of a rowboat to act as a pivot for the oar" (also known as a "thole pin" or "dole pin").

Yeah, it's better to be killed by the church than by worries...

That's called prioritizing... The most important information (bridge is out) is in the last line, with the smallest letters, and you can't read it.

Oh yeah, thanks for throwing that in at the end. That just might be important, but I'm no expert.

Help! I'm falling through a bridge!

Um, no thanks, I'd rather have another human do it.

Those pigeons, those carnivores.

I live 15 minutes from there. I live in Chester.