Top 10 Funniest Signs Around the World
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Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.
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You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!!
Haha, the programmer was kinda nasty.
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Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it.
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Always Open: Closed
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25mph Pee Limit
At least urinating outside is legal here, as long as it goes less than 25 mph.
What's the punishment for breaking the pee limit?
Oh, no! I left my peedometer at home. What am I going to do now? (Obviously, the word on the sign was originally speed.)
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Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention
In the building so everyone can see!?
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Welcome to Accident
They were all born in Accident. Plus, there are a lot of cities that say Accident.
Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland, US.
I wonder why they called the town that.
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PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
At least it's giving priority to animals.
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BEWARE! Wild Animals/Children
I somehow always figured this is going to be the way it ends for me... I just don't know if the animals or the children will get to me first.
I love kids, but sometimes I fear they shall rip me into pieces.
Yeah, those wild children.
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Welcome to DULL. Paired with Boring, Oregon, USA. Drive Safely
Dull is in Scotland.
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MALL MAINTENANCE SHOP: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn’t work)
So... I guess they don't repair bells?
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Blind Hill
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No Signs Allowed
If only there was a sign below saying "Don't read any signs"...
Hypocrisy, but at its most humorous.
Haha, thanks to whoever added it!
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If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge
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TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH. $200 FINE. Newcastle Tramway Authority
It doesn't matter, because they'll take the money in death duties anyway...
Because you can still pay even when you're dead. Not.
Well, how would I be able to pay if I'm already dead?
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Drunken People Crossing
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Slow Children at Play. Hunting with Shotgun Only
So, not only are there slow children at play (if you read it like that), but now they might get shot?
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Don't Let Worries Kill You. Let The Church Help
Yeah, it's better to be killed by the church than by worries...
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Chiropractic Clinic HEALTH WARNING!!! When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!
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Caution. This Sign Has Sharp Edges. Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign. Also, the Bridge is Out Ahead
That's called prioritizing... The most important information (bridge is out) is in the last line, with the smallest letters, and you can't read it.
Oh yeah, thanks for throwing that in at the end. That just might be important, but I'm no expert.
Help! I'm falling through a bridge!
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Emergency Phone: 174 kilometers ahead
Emergency phone not installed. Do not have an emergency at this location.
They could at least leave a scooter here.
I think that sign is in Australia.
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Entering Dildo
"A dildo is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for sexual penetration or other sexual activity during masturbation or with sex partners." - Wiki
Dildo is also an unincorporated place on the island of Newfoundland, Canada. But it wasn't named for the sex toy.
The place name "Dildo" is attested in this area since at least 1711, and it probably referred to "a phallus-shaped pin stuck in the edging of a rowboat to act as a pivot for the oar" (also known as a "thole pin" or "dole pin").
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WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger
Um, no thanks, I'd rather have another human do it.
Those pigeons, those carnivores.
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Welcome to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is a town in Quebec, Canada.
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Low Flying Owls
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! Sudden Gunfire
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Dumb Woman’s Lane
