Top 10 Best Chuck Norris Facts
This is a good one! I've heard a lot of chuck norris jokes but this is one of the best! This should be number one on the list for sure!
Heres a related joke:
Jesus can walk on water. Humans are made of 70% water. So therefore if I stand on someone I am 70% Jesus!
Holy jesus I can't stop laughing I would definitely say this cause I'm a boss and boss people say boss jokes and this is so -oh my god I really want to swear- lets just say its REALLY funny...
This is d best joke about 'CHUCK NORRIS ' I have ever heard in my life. I laughed whole night, couldn't stop laughing. Hahaa! Chuck is great. Swimming on land. It should be number 1. I have never heard like this. Top tens in great
Just great. The guy who came up with this must be a genius. I'm surprised this is not number one, because the better is usually number one, not number two.
"Chuck Norrised"... Haha! Virtual bouquet of flowers to whoever came up with this one! Awesome. Oddly enough, I haven't come across this one before, but as so many have declared--this one is gold.
Haha! I love Chuck Norris facts! Here's another good one.
"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they changed it's name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. "
Chuck Norris is a lame, has-been actor who couldn't tie his shoes without falling over. He is weak and pathetic, as are his simple-minded fans.
Oh, that's good! Chuck Norrised! Yeah! This deserves to be in first place! My opinion is that this fact is epic and mostly because it's true!
TOO damn hilarious. This was the best fact ever created. So simple, yet so complex in it's true sentence. I probably just saw god... Okay no, not really. But this is better than any other, and some even get kinda... Blah? I guess, this never get's old.
This fact REALLY made my day!
I laughed so hard as soon as I read it!
Chuck Norris FTW!
P.S. : Chuck Norris can strangle someone with a cordless phone... xD
Best chuck norris fact ever.
Next best: when Chuck Norris was born, the only one who cried was the doctor.
Hahah this one really made my day! I wonder what the Real Chuck Norris thinks about all this pranks.. Well.. I certainly love them!
I would have to say this one is the funniest and most original. I wonder what Waldo did to piss chuck norris of so much. Hope I can avoid such a mistake.
Awesome! Definitely a good pop-culture joke! Although Chuck Norris Jokes are pretty old, introducing new ones is always accepted!
This fact is obviously the best one out there. I was laughing for such a long time the first time I heard it.
I was always wondering why waldo was hiding
This is great!
P. S. "Chuck Norris won the world series of poker by using pokemon cards"
This is so brilliant! The person who invented this is a genius. But not more of a genius than Chuck Norris. Definitely not... Who are you? NO! Please don't! I'm gonna -
This is just the best 1 out there! Props to whom ever made it up. How much trash do you have to write here to be able to Post?
It's really only funny for those who have actually tried to delete the recycling bin.
Usually, I don't laugh at these jokes, even though they are funny in my head. Though, this one got a giggle out of me!
This would be a funny idea because if MC Hammer said that Chuck Norris can't touch him, then Chuck is going to touch him anyways.
Wow. I don't think that I have ever heard one this funny before. I couldn't help but laugh when I heard it. Chuck norms is the reason Waldo is hiding is funny to but I like this one better.
Laugh out loud this one is just so amazing. How can it be number four when it should be number one and then some with a side of chips well done and medium rare
SWEET at my school I say random chuck norris jokes for fun. One time at my school while everybody was typing a paper I was looking up chuck norris jokes
I love the added it's a shame he never cried at the end. Laugh out loud This one is by far the funniest. I hadn't seen this one before but it rules.
The ironic nature of this fact shows both how God-like Chuck is, while showing how uncompassionate and manly he is.
Then the president of each country asks Chuck Norris to cut onions in a cancer hospital. He then got a Nobel prize.
This is so sweet. Wish cancer COULD be cured by his tears, because I KNOW he would cry for that!
Ah! That was the funniest thing ever! Literally laughing my ass off! I wish I was a cat because cats can laugh more and have 9 lives.
Well that is just really weird you know. I mean when I go to sleep the room is filled with boogiemen. I guess they chose to hide in my room. Laugh out loud
We don't have to worry about boogieman anymore because chuck Norris is scaring him away for us. I can sleep tonight now.
Hahaha undoubtably the funniest Norris joke ever, laughed just about every single time I have read it somewhere!
But Chuck Norris is god. This implies that he converted himself to another religion.
Logically speaking, this is the worst fact of all.
By the way, did you know that fear of Chuck Norris is called 'logic? '
Guys, come on, I know we can laugh but that's just disrespectful to GOD. Even if I wasnt a Christian it still wouldn't be that funny. There are plenty of funny chuck norris jokes out there.
So there is a God, Chuck Norris saw him and spoke to him, and anyway converted GOD to the ATHEISM?
Epic one. Can't believe it didn't made it to the top 10...
God believes in Chuck Norris, just as Chuck Norris believes in God.
Man this jokes is awesome.
Family guy! Made me smile
That's kinda disturbing.
What I don't get it
I cracked up the moment I heard this, in my opinion this is one of the best Norris jokes ever.
That's so very true. Chuck Norris is always in control.
.. Just brilliant; florence from Slovenia;
NOO! I wanted to fool him!
Best one in my opinion.
Bruce lee does
I love it when these facts can come up in intense debates. Nothing better than throwing someone off with some Chuck Norris!
A very good one indeed, it really reflects Chucks longevity, he's been roundhouse kicking dinosaurs into extinction
Oh my Gosh! This is made my day. So damn funny
And the dinosaurs failed his test.
Because He's WATCHING! Nice change from the usual pattern of Chuck Norris jokes, which let's just say are a teensy bit repetitive.
Laugh out loud, most of the Chuck Norris jokes are quite repetitive but this one is just plain awesome. Good job to whoever made this up
Wow its just like mine ,if you spell my name wrong in real life then you're advised to run ,because you can't hide only run.
This one is HILARIOUS! Literally made me laugh out loud laugh out loud! Cannot believe it's not in the top ten!
The real question is: who is good enough to stab Chuck Norris?
Although this one is a classic, I love it.
Unexpected, will be higher up in the list.
I heard that a snake bit him and then after awhile the snake died
This is the most popular and the funniest... Simple and plain... Norris is a beast
This one isn't as good
Who does he kill
Chuck Norris is the funniest guy I've ever met. The #11statement is absolutely true. I Wish I get a chance to meet Chuck Norris someday!
Impressive! But he's not strong enough to hold a poo. Even HE has to drop it.
I imagine when he was doing pull-ups. Maybe the sky is drawn down below -laugh out loud-
This is how severe weather happens.
This is so awesome. All you people don't know math to see how funny this is. (It is impossible to divide by zero)
He can. But he never revealed the answer. Otherwise mathematicians will lose their morale.
This one REALLY took the cake!
Just as the underestimated: "Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun".
I thought it was going to be vulgar but then I laughed my ass off. Only Chuck could clog a tolite with urine. Sulfur filled Urine.
What about: Chuck Norris once got an erection whilst lying on his stomach and struck oil?
My fiend clogs the toilet every time he lets loose a pie!
I'm so EXCITED!
Simply laugh out loud... I laughed my butt off after hearing this one... Its simple and funny...
Imply laugh out loud... I laughed my butt off after hearing this one... Its simple and funny...
He won't tell us, though. I'm not saying he should.
Respect. I always wanted to know her secret.
Damn good one. I heard Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice. But this is hilarious
That has to be the best fact. Hand down.
Chuck norris is dead? NO
Laugh out loud.. Funny jokes dude... I can stop laugh after reading this one...
But the best jokes is at number 17...
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
So when people come out of the CN Tower, they are basically Chuck Norris' seed?
Nice I actually laughed at this one.
This is the best one I have ever heard. The other good ones made me chuckle but this one seriously made me burst out laughing. Please go look up braille if you don't know what it is!
He can also speak French, in Russian. He can hear sign language too.
So he can speak to dots to blind people? GENIUS!
I thin chuck norris jokes are stupid and repetitive but this one is hilarious, the only chuck norris joke that has made me laugh
This one is different than the usually stupid Chuck Norris jokes. Love it. I actually laughed at this one.
I'm actually crying, this is one of the only ones on this list to make me laugh out loud. Love it
Laugh out loud ill never look at a potato sack the same way.
This makes no sense. Nice job this is funny.