Top 10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes
I tried this once. I think it worked because I'm a girl, and I wear a lot of black, chains, and skulls, and I listen to Metallica. But I'm not gay.
It's cruel and offensive. I'm bi, so I find it offensive. But it's still going to get you the best reaction. I can't do it because it's kind of true.
I think this works best with parents or significant others...
This should be #1. One time on SuperMarioLogan, Bowser Junior pranked Chef Pee Pee by telling him that his mom died. He should have been grounded forever for doing something so harsh!
That would have been horrible to say. My first-grade teacher told me we had to pass a test to get to second grade, and guess what? Worst April Fools joke ever.
As this list is "The Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes," this one has to be voted upon by me. Not a joking matter.
The girl I'm seeing just did this to me. It turned out to be the fastest way to get dumped. Women want men who are responsible. Good men don't find it funny when they are reflecting on all the things they'll have to change to become great fathers and make a life for this child. Finding out hours later that it's all a joke is a good way to ruin an otherwise healthy relationship. It probably speaks to a lack of character and good judgment to joke about something so serious.
Someone just did this to me. It nearly killed me, and I'm seriously thinking about ending the relationship. Women think this is funny, but as men, we all have or know someone who's had an ex-girlfriend seriously lie about being pregnant just to get back at us. I've had that happen to me, and it was really, really painful. The worry and stress for any decent man are unbearable.
I just did this to my boyfriend. He was lost for words but found it really funny. Only do it to people who can actually take a joke.
I just did this to my boyfriend of exactly 8 months. He fell for it and was completely heartbroken. Haha, but he laughed when it was over.
That's just cruel, especially when you go and talk to the person. It is so embarrassing, not that it's ever happened to me or anything. (fidget, fidget)
If someone tells me this joke, I'm going to smash them into oblivion.
What if it was someone that you actually had a crush on?
I remember this year, I put red pen ink all over my face, on a scissor, and on my hand and leg. It looked like I stabbed my leg. I walked out pretending to trudge down the hallway. Everyone was screaming and running around in a panic. They were freaking out. Then I stood up, and everyone gasped, and I said, "It's red pen ink, April Fools!" But everyone was traumatized for the rest of the day.
Yo dude, if they see you very cheerful, they'll know that you're lying.
That is horrible. No need to panic people like that!
I would just replace it with dirt.
My boyfriend did this to me. I thought he was serious at first.
NEVER say this joke to your love interest!
My boyfriend and I both tried to do this to each other last year. Still not funny at all. Haha.
I have a puppy, and when I saw this, I started crying because I kept thinking of it.
This is horrible! Not even worth a laugh.
It's even better when you get a friend's number from a different friend, call friend 1, and say this.
I do this all the time, not just on April Fools'.
This is awesome. Tell them, then they look down, and then say, "April Fools, you looked at your thingy, you idiot," and then they get so freaked out.
This must be higher! The most effective one. All you need to take care of is the timing.
This is really effective. Trust me, they give a sudden reaction and get angry! This one works by embarrassing them!
That'll get everyone pretty scared. Try doing it on someone else's Facebook page!
If I had a Facebook account, I would totally do this to teach my relatives a lesson to notice me more!
But don't worry, because I just saved a load of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
Told my friend on Facebook, and all my friends laughed their heads off. Nice one.
I actually set up a fake (but real-looking) medical certificate. It worked awesome!
One year, I put a picture of something scary under the toilet seat. When my sister opened it, she freaked out and wouldn't go to the bathroom for the rest of the day.
Also, here's a good one: place a random piece of trash on the ground in the bathroom, make sure it's small, and tape a quarter under it. Leave it there for the rest of the day. If no one figures it out by the end of the day, gather everyone and reveal the quarter under the trash.
A fictional deadly disease that anyone can catch.