Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall on the Floor

I did a Girl Scout thing where you pick a country and do research about it. I picked Finland, maybe or maybe not because of the name.

I actually laughed so hard at this one! For some reason, I could imagine this happening. Also, it reminds me a little of that Sparta meme as well.

Oh, Finland, why does your land have to be so trippy? Why couldn't you just have flat land that nobody would trip over?

Yep, I'm pretty sure that banana owned you since you slipped on it.

I came down to meet you! How have you been doing recently? I haven't seen you in a while! I have seen all your brothers though!

Good, because I don't care, and I never will!

Since you said that, your legs will never work!

Ha, so funny, but I think this ties with "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Ed Sheeran! Okay, I'll try to say this every time I fall on the floor from now on.

There wasn't any "slippery when wet" signs on the floor.

This is the most common one and the first word to come out of your mouth when you fall.

Yep, that's what you get for messing with the floor!

Look at the stars while I'm trying to dig into the floor!

I hope the floor gets away because this person is mad!

My best friend, Ellie, was at awards for the end of the school year. When she got called to get an award, she fell down! I laughed at her, but sadly, she got right back up and only a few people saw her.

Lifeguard! What are you doing at a pool?!?! Is it your break or something? Get over there to that floor, slacker!

Because stating the obvious is what makes the world go in a circular motion like a circle.

You are worse than getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson.

Ha! I did say this when I slipped and fell on my back.