Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall on the Floor

The Top Ten
1 Finland!

I did a Girl Scout thing where you pick a country and do research about it. I picked Finland, maybe or maybe not because of the name.

I actually laughed so hard at this one! For some reason, I could imagine this happening. Also, it reminds me a little of that Sparta meme as well.

Oh, Finland, why does your land have to be so trippy? Why couldn't you just have flat land that nobody would trip over?

2 Stupid banana!

Yep, I'm pretty sure that banana owned you since you slipped on it.

3 Hi, little ant!

I came down to meet you! How have you been doing recently? I haven't seen you in a while! I have seen all your brothers though!

4 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Good, because I don't care, and I never will!

5 When your legs don't work like they used to before

Since you said that, your legs will never work!

Ha, so funny, but I think this ties with "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Ed Sheeran! Okay, I'll try to say this every time I fall on the floor from now on.

6 The floor is...cold

There wasn't any "slippery when wet" signs on the floor.

7 Gravity check... It's working!
8 Ouch...

This is the most common one and the first word to come out of your mouth when you fall.

Yep, that's what you get for messing with the floor!

9 Look at the stars!

Look at the stars while I'm trying to dig into the floor!

10 I had so much to live for

I'm sorry, my friends. I had so much. It was all taken away by this cruel floor. AVENGE ME!

The Contenders
11 Son of a bitch

I hope the floor gets away because this person is mad!

12 I'm OK

My best friend, Ellie, was at awards for the end of the school year. When she got called to get an award, she fell down! I laughed at her, but sadly, she got right back up and only a few people saw her.

13 Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
14 Help! I'm drowning in the floor!

Lifeguard! What are you doing at a pool?!?! Is it your break or something? Get over there to that floor, slacker!

15 Oh no! I fell down!

Because stating the obvious is what makes the world go in a circular motion like a circle.

16 This is worse than a pie in the face!

You are worse than getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson.

Ha! I did say this when I slipped and fell on my back.

17 I'm just hugging the floor... Don't mind me
18 Allahu akbar!
19 What does the floor have against me?!
20 Another happy landing
21 Damn it
22 Frick!
23 Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory!
24 It's been a long time since I last possessed a human
25 Let the bodies hit the floor!
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