Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall on the Floor
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Finland!
I did a Girl Scout thing where you pick a country and do research about it. I picked Finland, maybe or maybe not because of the name.
I actually laughed so hard at this one! For some reason, I could imagine this happening. Also, it reminds me a little of that Sparta meme as well.
Oh, Finland, why does your land have to be so trippy? Why couldn't you just have flat land that nobody would trip over?
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Stupid banana!
Yep, I'm pretty sure that banana owned you since you slipped on it.
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Hi, little ant!
I came down to meet you! How have you been doing recently? I haven't seen you in a while! I have seen all your brothers though!
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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
Good, because I don't care, and I never will!
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When your legs don't work like they used to before
Since you said that, your legs will never work!
Ha, so funny, but I think this ties with "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Ed Sheeran! Okay, I'll try to say this every time I fall on the floor from now on.
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The floor is...cold
There wasn't any "slippery when wet" signs on the floor.
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Gravity check... It's working!
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Ouch...
This is the most common one and the first word to come out of your mouth when you fall.
Yep, that's what you get for messing with the floor!
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Son of a bitch
I hope the floor gets away because this person is mad!
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Look at the stars!
Look at the stars while I'm trying to dig into the floor!
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You missed a spot
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I believe I can fly!
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I had so much to live for
I'm sorry, my friends. I had so much. It was all taken away by this cruel floor. AVENGE ME!
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I'm OK
My best friend, Ellie, was at awards for the end of the school year. When she got called to get an award, she fell down! I laughed at her, but sadly, she got right back up and only a few people saw her.
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Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
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Help! I'm drowning in the floor!
Lifeguard! What are you doing at a pool?!?! Is it your break or something? Get over there to that floor, slacker!
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Oh no! I fell down!
Because stating the obvious is what makes the world go in a circular motion like a circle.
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This is worse than a pie in the face!
You are worse than getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson.
Ha! I did say this when I slipped and fell on my back.
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Allahu akbar!
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Another happy landing
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I'm just hugging the floor... Don't mind me
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What does the floor have against me?!
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Damn it
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Frick!
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Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory!
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Avenge me!
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It's been a long time since I last possessed a human