Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Hairy Jokes

1. Yo mama so hairy when she walked into Chuck E. Cheese, they thought she was the rat

   

   Funny. I love this joke, it is so hilarious.

   Hahaha, I can't wait to hear more. Your mama so fat that she... Go on, I am cringing right now because it's funny to read.

   Haha, so funny. I mean, that can't get any funnier!

2. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot proposed to her

3. Yo mama so hairy she walked into a store and the clerk said, "No pets allowed"

   Cuchicuchicu! The new breed of the homo-animal is so cute that I'd cuddle her, but only if she's worth being cuddled.

   Wow! Hilarious! I'm gonna use it on my classmates!

4. Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookiee

   Hilarious. This should be number one. It is the best. So telling my friends!

   The movie Meet the Spartans said that joke and it was hilarious.

   That's boss, man. I could use it and own all my friends.

5. Yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples

   How hairy were those nipples? Were those nipples as hairy as Bigfoot?

   Wow, that was a good one.

   Wait, what if that happened in real life?

   This was so funny I am crying with joy.

6. Yo mama so hairy for Halloween she dyes herself green and goes as a bush

   Best joke out of all of them. Clean and not so mean.

   Also, it could be she dyed herself green and was the Grinch for Halloween.

   Laugh out loud. Can't wait to say this to this girl I don't like. See what she has to say after that.

   Ring ring ring. The forest called. They want their bush back.

7. Yo mama so hairy she is the reason the theory started that we all sprang from apes

   Laugh out loud. I'm going to tell that to my mom and say, Mom, you're so hairy, you are the reason why we sprang from apes. Laugh out loud. Local.

   Laugh out loud! I am still laughing my pants off. It almost made me fall out of my chair! I can't stop laughing!

   This should be number one. Laugh out loud. Can't stop laughing.

8. Yo mama so hairy when she donated a quarter of her hair to cancer, they made 1,000 wigs

   To everyone who says it's offensive to cancer, it's not. Honestly. It's offensive to yo momma, but people with cancer weren't insulted by this joke.

   I think if you have a Seth MacFarlane sense of humor, it's a good joke.

   Damn, that's a shame.

9. Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower

   I woke my sleeping parents with how much I was laughing. Laugh out loud. I loved that movie, but now that image haunts my dreams.

   Haha. This should be number one. I was laughing for three minutes. I literally woke my brother up.

   I love this joke. It should be first. I laughed for ten minutes.

10. Yo mama so hairy she was the bearded lady at the circus

    Haha, made me laugh so much.

    This is hella funny.

    Funny. Haha. LMAO. This one is the funniest.

The Newcomers
11. ?

    Yo mama so hairy she fell into a gorilla exhibit and the gorillas sang "We Are Family"

12. ?

    Yo mama so hairy people thought she was a monkey, so she was put in a zoo

The Contenders

13. Yo mama so hairy her mom nearly died of rug burn while giving birth

    I was eating breakfast and almost peed my pants!

    That was the funniest. People started laughing.

    Awesome insult! I will use this whenever I can!

14. Yo mama so hairy when she went to the barber, he took out hedge trimmers

    Made me crack up for over five minutes. Laugh out loud.

    Haha, wait. I thought that was your mom.

15. Yo mama so hairy when she went to the zoo, the gorillas tried to talk to her

16. Yo mama so hairy it takes her five days to take a bath

    That is like totally wow. I mean seriously, who even says this? Weirdest (but a little bit totally funny) joke ever!

17. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her

    That joke is so funny. Can't stop laughing.

    Bigfoot likes a girl.

18. Yo mama so hairy it looks like she got Chewbacca in a headlock

19. Yo mama so hairy she scratched her head and said, "Hey, I found my car keys"

20. Yo mama so hairy she made a new animal

    I think that was really cool and funny.

    I'm liking this one.

21. Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games

22. Yo mama so hairy she makes Bigfoot look bald

    So funny. I'm going to use this because I have a diss battle at school tomorrow, so thank you.

23. Yo mama so hairy when she went to Rainforest Cafe with her family, they asked if she was the new gorilla

    Best ever, dude. I laughed my butt off.

    I love the Rainforest Cafe.

24. Yo mama so hairy when she went to Comic-Con, people thought she was dressed as Chewbacca

25. Yo mama so hairy King Kong mistook her for a bush

26. Yo mama so hairy it looks like she has Bob Marley in a headlock

27. Yo mama so hairy when she went hiking, a bear came out to flirt with her