Best Yo Mama So Hairy Jokes

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1 Yo mama is so hairy that when she walked into Chuck E Cheese they thought she was the rat

Haha so funny I mean that can't get any funnier!

Funny... I love this joke it is so huloris hahaahah I can't to hear more your momma so fat that she... Go on I am cring rigth because it is funny to read.

This one is the best

This made me laugh

2 Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot proposed to her

Haha laugh out loud

That is meet up.

One of the best!

3 Yo mama so hairy, she walked into a store and the clerk said, no pets allowed.

Wow! Hilarious! I'm gonna use it on my classmates!

Cuchicuchicu! The new breed of the homo-animal is so cute that I'd cuddle her. But only if she'so worth being cuddled

Yeah I bet she is hairy

4 Yo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.
5 Yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples

Wow that was a good one... Wait what if that happened in real life?

How hairy were those nipples? Were those nipples as hairy like Bigfoot

This was so funny I am crying in joy.

I think it's the best

6 Yo mama is so hairy that she is why theory started that we all sprang from apes

Sucks make it way better

7 Yo mama is so hairy, that when she donated a quarter of her hair to cancer, they made 1,000 wigs

To everyone who says it's offensive to cancer- it's not. Honestly. It's offensive to yo momma, but people with cancer were not insulted by this joke

Damn that's a shame

8 Yo mama is so hairy that she was the bearded lady at the circus

This is hella funny

9 Yo mama is so hairy that for Halloween she dyes herself green and goes as a bush

Best joke out of all of them, clean and not so mean. Also it could be she dyed herself green and was the grinch for halloween

I love it so listen to this yo mamma so dumb she got locked in a store and starved

10 Yo mama is so hairy, that when she went to the barber he took out hedge trimmers
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11 Yo mama is so hairy, that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower

I woke my sleeping parents with how much I was laughing! Laugh out loud I loved that movie but now that image haunts my dreams...

This must be number 1 guys. Died of laughter!

That is so funny I was peeing my pants...

I almost peed 50 times... I peed 49

12 Yo mama so hairy, her mom nearly died of rug burn while giving birth

I was eating breakfast and almost peed my pants!

Awesome insult! I will use this whenever I can!

Laugh out loud so funny

13 Yo mama is so hairy that when she went to Rainforest Cafe with her family, they asked if she was the new Gorilla
14 Yo mama so hairy, she scratched her head and said, hey, I found my car keys
15 Yo mama is so hairy that she made a new animal

I'm liking this one

16 Yo mama so hairy when she went to the zoo, the gorillas tried to talk to her
17 Yo mama is so hairy that it takes her 5 days to take a bath

That is like totes wow I mean seriously who like says this? Weirdest (but a little like totes funny) joke ever!

18 Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games
19 Yo mama so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her

That joke is so funny... Can't stop laughing...

20 Yo mama so hairy she fell into a gorilla exhibit and the gorillas sang "We are Family"
21 Yo mama so hairy, she makes bigfoot look bald
22 Yo mama so hairy that when she was at the zoo someone said, I thought animals were meant to be caged
23 Yo mama so hairy, she shaves her forehead
24 Yo mama so hairy she doesn't need clothes out in public.
25 Yo mama so hairy it looks like she got Chewbacca in a headlock
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