Most Douchebag Names

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1
Chad
I had a roommate named chad. He worked at a gym, told everybody he was better than everybody, did hella coke, and even took hormone supplements that made him grow bitch t*** which he then tried to pass for pecks. This is the type of guy that starts fights with smaller guys to make himself look more macho. In every sense of the word, Chad was a huge douche
I know a douchebag named chad, he is the biggest douchebag in the world.
He walks around with his shirt off, and at the gym he shows off to women
Chadwick also counts as a douche form of Chad and that name was probably created by a douche that was extremely high.
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2Trent
Worse than Richard. Trent reminds me of someone with a really expensive car that his dad got him.

I know a Trent, and he just uses girls for there asses! And after he gets everything he wants from a girl he acts like the girl is such a whore!
A kid named trent liked to tell girls he thought they were ugly so he could lower their self esteem and get them to hook up with him
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3Guy
It's like calling a dog 'dog' - who would subject their son to a name like that?!
It's like what guy watsup guy that sounds bad
Really go over to some friends and say hi guys then guy will say hi thinking its him

4Brad
Brad is the name of every trust fund date rapist
He's the guy who tries to get your girlfriend to cheat on you. With him. While you're in the next room.
Always massive DBags. Never met a well-adjusted humble Brad yet.
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5Paul
Know a kid who's a douche named Paul he's a total smart ass and just an overall douche to others.
My ex husband's name is Paul. He's a total douche and a loser too.
Pauls a frat ass prick

6Blake
Only 2 kinds of people are named Blake: a*holes and those who will become a*holes. While being an a*holes and a douchebag are not the same thing, they are very much related. A*holes cannot simply do nice things for others. Any nice act they perform will come off as douchebag behavior because it is self-serving.
Every single Blake I've ever met has not only been a total douche but has also had everything handed to them by their parents/relatives and act life they have it worse than everyone yet somehow they're still better than everyone.
My name is blake and that hits the nail on the head

7Brody
Brody is a common name of college douche bags, who get drunk every weekend with beer bongs and wear their hats backwards while using the word "bro" in every sentence.
Brody sounds like a airhead jock. No offense to the smart people named brody... Or the jocks... Eek. My bad
Laguna beach like douche bags who spend their parents money

8Mike
Mike is the douchebag who takes steroids, takes selfies of himself in the gym mirror, then refers to himself in third person all the time as 'your boy' or 'Iron Mike'.
There's at least one mike or michael in every family... Its my husbands name but he hates his name...
Mike is a douchebag

9Tad
First time I've seen this name and already I feel like puking... no offense to anyone named Tad
Tad? Seriously? Haha. How could it possibly not be Tad?

I already hate everyone in the world named Tad.
Ditto to "I already hate everyone in the world named Tad"
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10Chaz
Chaz is that douche that invites you to his kegger that gets busted by his mom
Pink polos, popped collars.

The Contenders

11Keith
If Family Guy is to be believed, Keith is "the most unattractive name in the universe. " I agree.
I'm just doing 'cause I have a friend named Keith. Laugh out loud

12Joseph
A lot of guys I know are named Joe and they call themselves "Joe Power"... So done with them. Ugh, they need to not be such douchenozzles. Please and thanks

13Kenneth
Had an ex with this name he ended up being a coke head and alcoholic. Also liked to push girls around. When this came to light and he was dumped he then became a stalker.
All Kens or Kenneths I know IRL are douchebags.

14Zack
Like Zack on Ghost Adventures. He dresses and speaks like a douche.
He's just a douche.
I know this guy named Zack and no one likes him
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15Richard
Its like the movie with the little boy that has the name Richie Rich or Richard Rich. Very Douchebaggy

16Lance
Total douche frat guy that lives in the gym
The douchiest name of all douche names

17Kyle
Every guy named Kyle I have ever met (in 34 years across 4 western states) has been a douchebag, including my own brother. I think a persons name has some bearing on their overall personality growing up. So please.. When naming your children, think back and ask yourself, did I know someone with that name, and where they a douchebag, if there was even one yes to that question, pick a different name
Kyles are all douchebags
My name is Kyle, and I'm a douchebag. Sounds like an AA meeting introduction.. But truth nonetheless.
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18Tyler
You know this name is douchy. Look at those with it.
Dated a guy named Tyler 100% ASS.

19Josh
Josh is a complete and total douche. Hardcore player, cheater, self-absorbed douche nozzle.
All joshEs are douches
Every josh is careless and is always looking at the mirror at himself. He has muscles and is mean

20Duncan
Duncan is a name of a douche bag that takes the definition to a new level of understanding. Most are found in Wyoming or bordering states, they also like to wear poor quality cardigans and act hip. They believe they party the hardest, but usually are the first to bail... Douche bag!

21Nathan
Dudes named Nate are the types of guys that get their chick pregnant, promise to be their baby daddy, then bounce on them and move to Colorado. The longer the Nate's hair is, the more douchey they are. They generally like to smoke pot all day and bitch about not having any money when they refuse to get a job.

22Shuwei
Shuwei tell me to shoo off :(

23Connor
He kissed me and told me he liked me, the next day he was going out with this other girl
Oh, but Connor is such a cute name it sounds more like a really sweet guys name.

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24Kevin
A friend of mine name is kevin and he is a total ass he takes crap as if it was his
My friend is kevin and he can go fudge him self BFF's forever

25Steve
Steve is the guy at the party who makes out with his best friend's chick in the hot tub while he goes inside to take a leak.
I've never met a Steve that I liked. They're all creepers and douchebags. Stevie & Stephan aren't bad though

26Jordan
From the all star athlete who treats others inferior, to the guy who skipped college so he could better pursue his music "career", Jordans will always be douchbags.
That guy that dates a girl in high school when he himself is three years out.
Every. Single. Guy.I. have. Ever. Met. Named. Jordan. Is. An. Insufferable. Douche bag.
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27Ryan
Ryan's a complete tool!

28Shane
If you look up "douchebag" in the dictionary, there will be a picture of an ass with lax-bro "lettuce" spilling out from a backwards snapback and a douchy smirk on his face. Parents, please don't name your kid Shane

29Chet
Chet is a car salesman. He always has his hair spiked and refers to himself as "The Chet".
He always talks about his biceps and abs and is very loud because he loves the attention!

30Dontay
This guys is the worst buzz kill. Ends the mood for any public event.

31Eric
Eric and including the name Derek have that douche sounding way about the name. Usually you will know one of these guys and they will either be a "hardcore rider dude who is sweet at first and then becomes an absolute dick when they get what they want"

Derek and Eric and names that also sound similar to Prick so there you go.

32Matt
Thts me and I'm not a douche

33Chris
Sexiest guy I've ever met
True that. The hottest guy I met is named chris he goes to my school

34Travis
My drugged up cousin's name is travis and I hate om so much this should be at the top of the douchebag name list.
Loudest kid you will ever meet...

35Emma

36Schmitty

Schmittys are always the type of guy you end up wrestling with in a bar fight by the end of the night. They just suck. Either that or they are a Schmidt in your financial accounting class known as the finance-douchebag.


37Jason

38Patrick

39Rob
Blows up at every comment and will not cooperate. Threatens suicide at every command.
So true! I know a Rob that fits that description

40Mitch
This guy named Mitch at my school is a douche. :l he ignores people to their face.

41Jeremy
Pretty much everyone named Jeremy has been extremely douchey. Pretty much a cheese dick name for a cheese dick wanna be smart guy. Most Jeremys drive FJ's, a wanna be Hummer.

42Bobby
He is a stuped frocht with half a soul

43Aaron
He's such uh duchbag >:( he ' s meen 2 me >:( he cald me names like stoopedhed and dumb ace >:( should be on top of the list >:(

44Archer

45Dominic

46Logan
Caus e he wont share anything always lying and a complete douche overall
Every guy named Logan thinks they're the best at everything; the MVP, the chick magnet, the smartest, aka the biggest douche ever. Logans are just cocky jerks

47Doug

48Sheridan
Stupid name for a stuck up douche. Sheridan "knows everything"
Haha on the British T.V. series, Keeping Up Appearances, the main character, Mrs. Bucket's son's name is Sheridan. And she always blabs about his extreme gifts to people who could care less. It's heavily implied that he's gay as well. And she doesn't even get it, thinking his lack of interest in girls is normal. So funny!

49Tony

50Ryder

51Tanner

52Devin

53Chuck

54Johnny

55Scott
My (ex) friend is a Scott. Mega super douche!

56Cody
I know a LOT of Cody's; all of which are self serving, egotistical douchebags, that if someone else get's caught in the crosshairs of their "fun", they laugh about it even more.

57Brandon
I know to people with this name and they are both incredibly obnoxious and vile.

58Alex
He is the one that kills the mood at all the partys

59Hunter

60Grant
THE WORST DOUCHEBAG YOU WILL EVER MEET! He's an idiot who fails everything he does and everybody loves him, even though you're the only one who realizes what an insufferable prick he is!

61Reese
Reese has a reverse rat tail.
Reese is a DOUCHBAG NAME

62DJ
That's his nickname but his real name is Daniel Martin he is like a dick to me in middle school for one year. Every time he brings a Canada pure bottle as a weapon to kill me. Even though all girls love bad boys that makes into d*mn douch bags. This girl is friend of mine and her real name is Sinai Thao she dates that bastard all day!

63Dirk

64Jackie

65Joel

66Love
Who names their kid "Love" that's not a name stupid, it's a word...

67Aram

68Bret

69Troy

70Ethan

71Rafael

72Jacob
Both are pretty duchey

73Fur
That's A CLEVER NAME

74Mark
Anyone with the name mark should be avoided instantly

75Charles
Oh my god he is a sore looser all the time and will always make bogus calls. Besides it sounds like you try to be fancy but aren't.

76Derrick
A.K. A Douchebag Derrick.

77Ace

78Kale

79Kurt
A kurt almost killed my friend

80Brian

81Martin

82Rick

83Craig
Because I know him in school

84Phil

85Brock

86Blaine

87Jaiden

88Henk

89Suzette

90Oscar

91Emely

92Timothy

93Asher

94Britney

95Larry
If douche bag was in the dictionary, Larry would be one of the words to use instead
Larry sounds douchebaggish! I mean, their real name is Lawrence. Come on, if that isn't douche bag enough, I don't know.

96Drake
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97Donald

98Max

99Darrel

100Niko

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