Most Douchebag Names

I had a roommate named chad. He worked at a gym, told everybody he was better than everybody, did hella coke, and even took hormone supplements that made him grow bitch t*** which he then tried to pass for pecks. This is the type of guy that starts fights with smaller guys to make himself look more macho. In every sense of the word, Chad was a huge douche

I know a douchebag named chad, he is the biggest douchebag in the world.
He walks around with his shirt off, and at the gym he shows off to women

I lived with my grandparents as a child and there was a kid who lived a block away who thought he was the best at all sports but refused to play because he was "too good." He was an ass to everyone, no one liked him and no one was ever allowed in his house. His name was Chad.

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Worse than Richard. Trent reminds me of someone with a really expensive car that his dad got him.

I know a Trent, and he just uses girls for there asses! And after he gets everything he wants from a girl he acts like the girl is such a whore!

A kid named trent liked to tell girls he thought they were ugly so he could lower their self esteem and get them to hook up with him

[Newest]I'm a Trent, and this is all accurate.

Brad is the name of every trust fund date rapist

He's the guy who tries to get your girlfriend to cheat on you. With him. While you're in the next room.

I knew a brad one time and he tried to "hookup" as he called it and when I said no to him he told me I better because of I didn't then I wouldn't know what I was missing out on because he was the best of the best.

[Newest]Every brad or Bradley I know is a total douce that complains about not being able to get laid or try's to guilt trip ladies into bed with him and then they'll show off in front of your girl

It's like calling a dog 'dog' - who would subject their son to a name like that?!

Really go over to some friends and say hi guys then guy will say hi thinking its him

Say what? Guy. "Yo what up guy, my name is Guy! How ya doing'" Seriously, do not have this name

Chris- Derived from ancient celtic languages roughly translating to fat curly headed white guy who goes to prison for stealing his grandmothers crown vic then whilst in prison decides he wants to be a black man instead.

Sexiest guy I've ever met

Kris/Chris= major douche. I would know.. I married one.

Paul plays defense like a douche. He also plays offense like a douche. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, he does everything like a douche.

Know a kid who's a douche named Paul he's a total smart ass and just an overall douche to others.

Oh this needs to be at least number 2

Only 2 kinds of people are named Blake: a*holes and those who will become a*holes. While being an a*holes and a douchebag are not the same thing, they are very much related. A*holes cannot simply do nice things for others. Any nice act they perform will come off as douchebag behavior because it is self-serving.

I had a class with a boy named Blake. He was a mega douchebag. We had a class discussion on how different cultures view body hair, and his first comment was "I would never sleep with a girl a bush." Also, we could be talking about animals, and he would go on a rant about how weed doesn't hurt people. Regardless of the validity of his statement, something obviously screwed him up.

Every single Blake I've ever met has not only been a total douche but has also had everything handed to them by their parents/relatives and act life they have it worse than everyone yet somehow they're still better than everyone.

Brody is a common name of college douche bags, who get drunk every weekend with beer bongs and wear their hats backwards while using the word "bro" in every sentence.

I knew a Brody, he was in my Reception and Year 1 classes in primary school. He shat on the table.

Brody is a douche especially if his best friends name is Skyler.

Kevin is either a nice soft kid, or an ass. I've got an uncle Kevin. He hasn't eaten a vegetable as long as he's lived and he's alcoholic. He refused to change his diet and now he's blind from diabetes

A friend of mine name is kevin and he is a total ass he takes crap as if it was his

My friend is kevin and he can go fudge him self BFF's forever

Mike thinks he knows EVERYTHING and is quick to let you know in a loud voice. What he lacks in intellect, he attempts to cover up with crude humor. Total douchebag.

I sit next to a Mike in class. He is a complete douche and I hate him. My BFF has a crush on him. He does look good, and is funny, but he is the worst. I hate the name Justin too, because he sits on the other side of me and is worse then Mike.

Mike is the douchebag who takes steroids, takes selfies of himself in the gym mirror, then refers to himself in third person all the time as 'your boy' or 'Iron Mike'.

[Newest]My father's name is Mike. He's kind of a douchebag

Ex boyfriend who is in the military. I spent so much money and time on seeing him and supporting him, just to have him leave me because "having a girlfriend in the military is too difficult." Guess what? A month later he is with a girl who he told me was "just a friend and looks like a man."

Ryan is that ass hole you all hate but don't remember why until you spend 5 minutes in a room with him then you wanna get away from that annoying little piss ant.

I knew this kid named Ryan in middle school, he was a total spoiled brat and a complete tool.

Every guy named Kyle I have ever met (in 34 years across 4 western states) has been a douchebag, including my own brother. I think a persons name has some bearing on their overall personality growing up. So please.. When naming your children, think back and ask yourself, did I know someone with that name, and where they a douchebag, if there was even one yes to that question, pick a different name

My name is Kyle, and I'm a douchebag. Sounds like an AA meeting introduction.. But truth nonetheless.

Kyles are all douchebags

If your names brendon your cool but Brandon's are douches. Can't believe what one letter can change

I know to people with this name and they are both incredibly obnoxious and vile.

I've never met a Brandon that wasn't a total douchebag.

[Newest]Fat Brandon is best Brandon.

Chaz is that douche that invites you to his kegger that gets busted by his mom

Pink polos, popped collars.

Chaz is the guy who will do anything to hide his rare form of young adult erectile dysfunction. Such as purchase a 12" lift kit for his Dodge Durango along with a "Merica" bumper sticker.

[Newest]Chaz is a douche

Thinks he's cool, barely graduates high school if that.

Dates his best friends ex Girlfriend

Pretty much everyone named Jeremy has been extremely douchey. Pretty much a cheese dick name for a cheese dick wanna be smart guy. Most Jeremys drive FJ's, a wanna be Hummer.

It's my name, I'm a douchebag.

Michael Clifford sleeps around too much and we all know it

Michael's I know are sweet

If Family Guy is to be believed, Keith is "the most unattractive name in the universe. " I agree.

Often a small man, usually a drinker, who slurs. "Keef" is a reacher, and let's everybody know it.

Keith is such a hideous name

Oh my god he is a sore looser all the time and will always make bogus calls. Besides it sounds like you try to be fancy but aren't.

And that Gnome hat! Seriously?

Zack from Ghost Adventures. Wears shirts a size too small just to make his mediocre 'muscles' look bugger, wears those dumb ass hats which only actually look good on short, adorable girls (teenage, though), never lets anyone (Nick, Aaron) talk, and taunt the ghosts as if he were invincible! In my school, the typical Zack has 1 (or both) ears pierced, wears pants so low they show off his American Eagle boxers, and if they're white, they act black.

I know a Zac. He's literally the human version of the Annoying Orange. He even sounds like him. I want to rip my ears off every time he's near.

I know this guy named Zack and no one likes him