Top 10 Stupidest Names
Gaylord is one of Stupidest Names ever also no one should have this name after John Gaylord also this name can ruin your life if Couples or Single person named you this.
Sounds like a pretentious nouveau riche douchebag that talks with a hybrid half American-half British accent. I bet he has a butler named Bartholomew and wears a red silk robe, smoking a fancy cigarette out of one of those holders.
Well this is more a nickname and yeeh it is just ridicolous. Ever heard of " The amazing world of gumball"? So you know who is the neighbour of Gumball
Yes Mr.Gaylord Robinson and of course my friends watch it and when its tell the name gaylord robinson they say " It is a gay lord"
This is (obviously) very gay. And It could ruin your life like someone else says. A friend of mine joked his name is Gaylord. I didn't believe him.
A serious stupid name, not being offensive, but if you got that name, I will really have a real tongue twister to work on, just to be their friend!
Like really? Who even does that? Unless you hate your kid you'd do that! How do you think your child will be treated later on? Unless you really don't care
If my parents named me this, I would sue them. It should be illegal for parents to give their children names like this.
This is my name and I love it! I think I'm gonna name all my children Shabootiqueque as it is so hip and upbeat!
It's actually pretty genius.
I saw a map of a country, and on it had a place labelled "Kimberley" which is Kim Kardashian's name. Above "Kimberley" is a place called "North West", which is their kid's name. Above "North West" is "Kanye".
I don't know about you, but that's cool.
North west is on a compass, not a name! It is very stupid having the name North west. I feel sorry for the people called north west.
North by itself is a cute name for a girl or a boy. But NOT when your dad is KANYE WEST!
Really Kanye? You named your child North West? Who does that! I mean North is a great name… when you don't have the last name of West, someone needs to give Kanye a lesson in naming!
Every teacher in the nation,"Amy Barton? Here? Ok...Chris Grey? Here? Alright...*what!? Face...A-B-C-D-E? Winter? Are you here? Is this a joke? " seriously what is the nickname, A!?
It's pronounced Ab-Si-Dee don't be upset that someone has an unique name that you didn't think of.
Someone lent on their keyboard when they filled out the birth certificate.
What about HIJKO? It's H to O (H2O) which is the chemical formula of water and also part of the alphabet.
Once again, this site proves you guys know nothing about names. Dick is an old English name, before the damn penis was called a dick. The only people who called it dick back then were... well, nobody! It's a fairly common name that's not meaning dick like the body part, but dick like the name. I just want to say, you guys really should look your stuff up before you make a post!
Who would want their kid to experience the horrors of 8th grade with an utterly stupid name like this? I've read Famous Five, which had a character named Dick, but that was a time when people in England probably didn't know that this was a cuss word. If they did, well, it's very stupid.
I remember there was a kid I'm my old school who's last name was head... no kidding... the parents gave him the name Dick Cohen, but they divorced and his father's name was Jacob Heads, so you get the story form there... he probably changed his name already...
My not biological grandparent's last name, carried it for 30 yrs and through the Army, no problem, joke I don't care, I will laugh with you, my real biological last name is Smith or something I am going to do the Ancestry thing where I send a DNA sample in.
This one is kinda cool. It sounds like a rockstar band name, and this is the reason you'll porbably get bullied for it. But so what, if you like the name.
Is this meant to sound like a rockstar?! It sounds more like something one would name a chipmunk.
Not gonna lie, this sounds f---ing awesome. I would never name a human that, but OH MAH GAWD, it sounds amazing.
I can't say that name without laughing.
"hey dude, are you a legend?" "yes. do you need something?" "so you are a legend! I knew it! he is the legend!" "nah man. I am a'legend. I am not the legend. I think you got mixed up." "no like you're a legend. " "you mean my name?" "no bro, a-le-gen-d! A LEGEND!" " no sorry that is my name, anyways you need somethin' bro?"
"This name is named by thugs."
Damn that's cool
No one says that...
Just imagine if someone asked what your name was and you had to tell them that it's ra'aashalm. That would be so terrible!
What kinda name is this
I want that name...
This is my name I get bullied a hole lot about this name I had to come up with a nick name
As a Kyle, I must say you all really don't know what this site Top Tens is for. It is not for someone you know whom you don't like, or that Kyle is a "gay, cursed" name, because it's not! Even then, who cares if you are gay? Oh, right, all of you guys have a problem with gay people. I don't care if a Kyle you know is a jerk, this is about the name itself! The name is of Gaelic origin for handsome if you did not know already, and does not have to do with gay or cursed in any way. If a Kyle ends up gay, he ends up gay. The name is not cursed. The name rolls off the tounge. Unlikes names with La in the beginning or a ' in the middle, Kyle is simple, and that's the name is.
The name Kyle is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of your when the name Kyle meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.
This kid in my class is named Kyle and he's always sticky and anything he touches becomes sticky. He also makes weird noises constantly and interrupts my learning. Kyle is the dumbest name, every Kyle I know is just stupid. He also draws penis's on the teachers cars in the dirt and scratches the paint.
This is the worst name I have ever seen in the history of the world. Ten times worse than anythings that Kim Kardashian has named her children. Disgusting.
Sounds like la squish
Good name for a rapper
Great poop name
Pepe the frog
Is this implying the parents believe their child is worth no more than a dead pig?!
Umm, sounds like that character Porky Pig.
I like bacon but no, just no.
That's a name for a pig.
Aside from everyone knowing the singer, I just don't really like this name in general, without thinking about the connections. I just see it as a last name.
Who despises of their child enough to name them after one of the worst people in existence?
Horrible name for a horrible person and singer too. If anyone uses this name, they are screwed.
Bieber is a last name not a first name.
"Child name? "
"School isn't a joke, what's his name"
"Weedledee! Are you deaf? "
"His name is weedledee? "
"It's a girl."
"Oh, Weedledee isn't a human right? "She's my daughter.."
I fell down and broke something when I saw this name. I'm not kidding. I can guaran-damn-tee you that I will never meet anyone with this name.
Sounds like if the pokemon Weedle and Tweedle-Dee from Alice in Wonderland f---ed eachother.
Weedledee,REALLY! Some parents are just stupid. Sorry if I offended anyone but really this name is so stupid that I'm really rolling around on the floor,laughing. Sorry again,I feel so sorry for people with this name.
That actually seems like a Holiday rather than a person's name.
Honestly, this name is not that bad, just a bit of a mouthful.
I can't even say that
Uh what the heck
Oink is So Funny! Me and my sister are so much. My sister is 6 and I am 8,but Link for Oink for a name now that sounds stupid and it is stupid, Amagion if your child was called Oink.
That basically says that if you name your child oink you think your child is a pig, and pigs are fat, rude parents!
Might as well call your other children Moo, Baa and Cluck.
Stupid stupid stupid. Unless your child is a pig.
"Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz."
"what I meant your son! "
"that's MY DAUGHTER."
"Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz..? "
"Do you wish to speak to her, Mrs.? "
"Haha, hamster-human love is cute. Hamsteers can't talk, and she isn't your real daughter you probably just love her has one."
"She's a human! I'm enrolling her.."
Is this a name or is this Gibberish?
I can't even pronounce this.
Did they mix up some alphabet soup and get this or smth
I'm gonna change my name to this!
That seems more like a last name than a first name. Like Dave Rockman or Joe Rockman.
He rocks the night away
Megaman's name in Japan
Rocky for short?
This just sounds like one of those ingredients on food packets! Like what!
I named my company after this name. Great ideas on this site man, great ideas!
Did someone choose random letters out of a hat to get this!
Double shrek minecraft
My nickname. Rip my nonexistent reputation
I know somebody who is called this.
Can you imagine meeting people everyday and telling them "I'm Gaye" and then after an awkward pause needing to quickly explain that it is your name and no, you were not being rude and blurting out your sexual preference to a complete stranger. So awkward!
I would think this was a joke but I actually know a lady with this name.
Gay with a e? geez if I had a child and named it gaye- oh I can't even imagine.
Imagine is this kid who had this name was bisexual .
Gaye is an amazing name
It sorta sounds like Erica, but the person wanted to be unique. Honestly, it also sounds like a plane crash to me.
Were people too stupid and misspelled Erica or what?
Sounds like a crashed plane.
That is weird spelling
Adolf Hitler is my dad I was a unexpected birth so my inforfmation is not given to the government, I am actually illegal.
How tall was Hitler? *salutes* this tall!
Oh, gee mother am I related to Hitler?
I am related to him
Hey, that's my name... don't be RUDE. I actually don't get bullied cause I have great friends that look out for me.
Don't judge names...
Whoever names their kid this, should be arrested for child abuse and reckless endangerment. And maybe stupidity.
What the fudge!? Who the hell names there child Pimplypoop! It obviously says Pimply*POOP* These people are getting on my nerves
The parents must be signing a deal for their son to be bullied.
Gods this is a dumb name. Maybe it is good for other people, but for me it will be the stupidest name I have ever heard.
It's just like 'Amy' but spelt differently but it looks quite stupid.
What is with all the butchered spellings?!