Top Ten Worst Mario Couples

If there are Mario couples you just can't stand, or pairings you dislike a lot, feel free to post them here. This is the place.

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1Mario x Luigi

One word. Incest. Frigging incest. I don't... Who invents these kinds of pairings?

There Brothers for gosh sake! Why do people make these kind of shippings? - nintendofan126

The amount of incest here though. - DCfnaf

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2King Boo x Luigi

Strangely enough... I tolerate this one... But I just hate this one so much. They're enemies... And for one thing, King Boo kidnapped Luigi's brother. So... Why? Is there a point to this? Like, at all?

3Bowser x Yoshi

This one... I can't... I can't even... My brain hurts. What's wrong with you people?

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4Waluigi x Daisy

Actually it is canon that waluigi has a crush on daisy. (luigi is confirmed to as well) it is sad though, its joked at by references like their Mario party team is called: bad team or something.

Another one I can tolerate, but do not like enough. I hate it, but not as much as I hate King BooxLuigi. It's kind of... Inbetween the hate and like line tor me, but I felt I should put it here.

No they are perfect for each other. Both annoying, obnoxious, pointless, and stupid.

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5Wario x Waluigi

The problem is less that they're both boys than the fact that they may be blood relatives hasn't been completely ruled out.

No! There both BOYS! It doesn't make sense! You shouldn't want to be GAY!

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6Donkey Kong x Mario

I hate this one so much. They're not even the same species. This makes no sense, whatsoever.

No it's not right! 1,they're not the same species. 2, they're boys.And 3, that means they're GAY! That's why I think "No way! "

7Wario x Peach

My eyes! They burn! What is wrong with you people?!

What is this? They're just friends! Also Wario should date Captain Syrup or Princess Shokora (forget Mona, she's annoying) - DCfnaf

What's wrong here? The only thing I see is that there too opisite. Ones fat, ugly, gross, inconsiderate, short, greedy, only does things for wealth... While peach (while IDOITS believes otherwise) is kind, pretty, caring, tall, polite, wants to help people as soon as she hears they are in need of it, etc...

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8Peach x Daisy

If they weren't cousins or whatever it would be a pretty good couple!

I like most GirlxGirl shippings, but this an exception. From what I've heard, some people say they're cousins or sisters, so if they are (if it becomes canon pretty sure it won't) it's pretty much incest.

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9Toad x Mario

Whoever made this is insane and needs to see a doctor. Right now. I hate this one, mainly because Toad is a horrible character and because this pairing's basically pedophilia. Don't think this is a real pairing? Look it up on DeviantArt.

What the heck! I'm only 8 and people are making these couples! No! This isn't right!

Well... there's one m&l series game where a toad walks in on Mario in the shower then runs out reder than red, and acted all nervous around him

10Mario x Pauline

This one needs to die in a fire. I don't give a crap if you people like this, but I hate it. That's that.

I like this one a lot. In fact I love it!

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The Contenders

11Waluigi x Rosalina

THANK YOU! This couple is SO ANNOYING! Everyone shoves it in my FACE like it's canon! IT'S NOT OFFICIAL - DCfnaf

This couple is awful. It doesn't make a lick of sense - mnglaze

Believe what you want, but what else would she be? She's lived longer than any human can and has mysterious powers. Oh, smash is 'canon' to your eyes? Well then everyone's an idiot then. Why the f would the good guys attack each other and y wouldn't the bad team up? Peach also uses toads for defense and red uses Pokemon as he just goes around pointing. Don't act as if Rosalina is the only bad offender by using others

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12Peach x Bowser

The point of a ship is 50% of making cute scenarios and 50% of making cute children, right?

The latter option is impossible; if they had a child, it would be a monstrous beast that died in two minutes.

I know that Birdo & Yoshi may different species but this is not even close to right!

"if they had a child, it would be a monstrous beast that died in two minutes" Which is also why she can't be Bowser Jr or the other Koopalings's mother

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13Luigi x Ęclair

Does she even exist? I've heard of her before, but she hasn't been in any of the games, which makes this pairing pointless. To my eyes.

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14Luigi × Rosalina

This one ain't bad at all in fact Luigi is better off with her than that mean, self-centered, bratty, poser daisy!

I hate that...For me that not makes really sense...And...Their personalities isn't well in a couple (? )
I'm suck at english yeah

LOVE IT LOVE IF LOVE IT! This is one of my favorite couples! How did it get ruined? STUPID GAME THEORY! "Peach and Luigi had Rosalina" <- Yeah, GT. Stop ruining our lives. - DCfnaf

15Luigi x Peasley

Peasley's too much of an arrogant pretty boy for ANYONE to tolerate being in a relationship with

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16Mario x Bowser

I hate this one I don't know its just horrible and their RIVALS! people these days...

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17Luigi x Daisy

People only wanna pair this couple together because they're both supposedly the "sidekicks" to Mario and Peach. Other than that, their compatibility is not that great. Guys, you don't have to force people together. Let rumors stay rumors.

NOW YOU'RE TALKING! I hate this couple I'm sorry! It's not gonna happen people! Plus Luigi has shown affection to Peach! And he's even been around Rosalina more! - DCfnaf

If you people are gonna spam/hate someone just for having a different opinion, that's already acting like Daisy.

Get luigi away from this bratty, whinny, useless, dumb, poser.

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18Luigi x Toad

You must hate Luigi if u like this. Toads only put Luigi down when he did nothing to him.

You meant Luigi X Toad"ette", but still these two don't make out. They are just friends. No need for a fan couple here.

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19Mario x Peach

This couple has no reason to exist. Everyone's reason why they love it is because "It's the main couple of Nintendo" When it was never confirmed. How can Mario have a relationship with Peach if she's so childish now. Their only similarity they have is being nice, but that's almost HALF of the amount of Mario characters. This couple is overrated garbage and sets a perfect example of how stupid people are when they make a couple.

This is a good couple! You know what's a bad one? Wario and Birdo! Actually imma do that...

Peach just keeps giving Mario the middle finger.
"Thanks for saving me Mario. Too bad I won't give you jack for saving me." - ClicheUsername69

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20Donkey Kong x Cranky KongV3 Comments
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