Top Ten Amusing Epitaphs

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1 Here lies Willie, couldn't find a gal. Every girl he wanted, was lookin' for a pal. Now after all those years, he finally reached his goal. But it took a heart attack to put Willie in a hole.

This made me laugh so much! I'm going to have to remix this list, thank you very much! :). - Britgirl

2 Well THAT was fun!
3 Here lies my wife, I bid her goodbye. She rests in peace and now so do I.

"I put my husband beneath this stone, for his repose and for my own." - Britgirl

Ha ha ha! that is so funny! - say10

4 Was always lookin' for the light at the end of the tunnel. When he finally found it, it was a train.
5 I'd rather be here than Scotland

Whassamatta? No taste for haggis? ;).

6 On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle, went out of tune.

It's called "Fiddler's Elbow" He was probably always up and down with it ;). - Britgirl

Too much rosin on the bow;).

7 I will not be right back after this message
8 Opening times: 00:00 - 06:00
9 If you are close enough to read this...Get off of me!
10 I logged in, had a look around, played around and logged out

The Contenders

11 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if it was on its way down. It was.
12 He loved bacon (oh, and he loved his wife and kids too)
13 What the hell happened there?!
14 Here lies my husband - stiff at last

Cruel. Very cruel.

15 I was too old to die.
16 Overdosed on Viagra. His wife took it very hard.
17 I love my life!
18 Here lies Dad. Dad loved women. Mum found out. Here lies Dad....

This. Is. Hilarious:)).

19 Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na hey-hey-ey goodbye.

Met the bass player who was running a tiny little electronics shop, where he mended the circuits on a power booster I used to overdrive my harp amp. The gold record for "Kiss Him Goodbye" was right there on the wall. Was kinda depressing, actually.

20 He was a good husband, a wonderful father, but a bad electrician
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1. Here lies Willie, couldn't find a gal. Every girl he wanted, was lookin' for a pal. Now after all those years, he finally reached his goal. But it took a heart attack to put Willie in a hole.
2. Was always lookin' for the light at the end of the tunnel. When he finally found it, it was a train.
3. Here lies my wife, I bid her goodbye. She rests in peace and now so do I.
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