Top Ten Asinine Things to Say If You Chanced Upon Two Secret Lovers

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The Top Ten

1 [To the opposite sex species] In an awed voice : "Wow, I really admire you! Just a while ago you were kissing me, now you're on your second course!"

Instant break-up tool! Uh, don't use it. - HezarioSeth

2 Sneer nastily and say : "In a few minutes, you guys'll ditch each other. Have fun!"
3 Cough to draw attention and say apologetically, "You know, I was just taking a video of you two kissing..."

They'll kill you... Fly! Unless you wanna get your ass kicked. - HezarioSeth

4 Say cheerily, "Both of your moms know you both are here!"

Wow, what a shock! - HezarioSeth

5 Stick out your tongue at the girl and yell, "Ugly porcupine who's in love with Mr. Right!"

She'll start sobbing and he'll start smirking. Ah, true love... - HezarioSeth

6 Predict confidently, "Both of you are gonna pass gas in a few seconds. You know, girl, he loves the way you fart. Told me a couple of times."

"I love the way you fart, girl."
"What the heck?! "
"Uh, no - no, I didn't mean -"
"You nasty sicko! "
"Hey, calm down, er -"
"I've ever met someone so -"
"Fine, sucker, you fart like a skunk." - HezarioSeth

7 Look with concern at the other sex human, "Hey, love, dating five guys at the same time is cheating."

This, I feel awful laughing about. - PositronWildhawk

The boy'll ditch the poor wimp in a jiffy. - HezarioSeth

8 [Fart enthusiastically] "This kind of smell makes love more romantic. Carry on, carry on."
9 "Which one of you is cheating on the other? Honestly, I'm confused."

The Cheating Syndrome is on. - HezarioSeth

10 Chuckle knowingly, "I've a nasty feeling that your love story is gonna take a Romeo-Juliet turn. Now, who was the one who suicides..."

Run as quick as you can and leave the country after uttering these words of benediction. - HezarioSeth

The Contenders

11 "It fills us with determination."
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1. [To the opposite sex species] In an awed voice : "Wow, I really admire you! Just a while ago you were kissing me, now you're on your second course!"
2. Sneer nastily and say : "In a few minutes, you guys'll ditch each other. Have fun!"
3. Cough to draw attention and say apologetically, "You know, I was just taking a video of you two kissing..."
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