Top Ten Asinine Things to Say If You Chanced Upon Two Secret LoversHezarioSeth
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Instant break-up tool! Uh, don't use it. - HezarioSeth
They'll kill you... Fly! Unless you wanna get your ass kicked. - HezarioSeth
Wow, what a shock! - HezarioSeth
She'll start sobbing and he'll start smirking. Ah, true love... - HezarioSeth
"I love the way you fart, girl."
"What the heck?! "
"Uh, no - no, I didn't mean -"
"You nasty sicko! "
"Hey, calm down, er -"
"I've ever met someone so -"
"Fine, sucker, you fart like a skunk." - HezarioSeth
This, I feel awful laughing about. - PositronWildhawk
The boy'll ditch the poor wimp in a jiffy. - HezarioSeth
The Cheating Syndrome is on. - HezarioSeth
Run as quick as you can and leave the country after uttering these words of benediction. - HezarioSeth
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2. Sneer nastily and say : "In a few minutes, you guys'll ditch each other. Have fun!"
3. Cough to draw attention and say apologetically, "You know, I was just taking a video of you two kissing..."