Comebacks to People Saying You Have a Horrible Taste in Movies.

The Top Ten

1 Really? That's really the best line you could come up with? OMGLOL!

2 When did you get a time machine?! When are you from? About 1996, right?! OMG you are gonna LOVE Blur's next album!

3 Get a life? Okay, can I take yours?

4 Well, I've ordered it off eBay, but it hasn't arrived yet. So you'll just have to wait. Sorry.

5 I do. I got several. You see, every night to prolong my youth indefinately, I creep into people's houses and suck their life-essence from their mouth. By the way, you keep a spare key under the doormat, right?

6 Didn't that insult go out of style in the ninties? You need some new material.

7 Telling me to get a life is like telling the Prime Minister to shut up.

8 What is the life? Why, it is the process of our hearts beating and our lungs taking in oxygen and giving out CO 2.

9 Get a life? Don't make me laugh, boy. I make life. Several times a day. In fact, your very own sister and mother are bearing my children right now.

10 But I won't be able to learn life spells until about half way through the games. I've got a few Phoenix Downs though.

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