Top Ten Craziest Things to Say When Someone Randomly Walks In Your House

The Top Ten
1 Want a banana?

Yes please, thank you. *walks out*

It's high in potassium

2 I hate you

More than a murderer

3 Want an Apple?

Nah, I already have a Sony.

4 I didn't do it

I didn't do it guys

5 Get out of my house or will get a broom and give you a concussion

Dang! I'd like to have a broom like that!

6 Don't you dare touch my new TV

Touch my T.V., you get your ass kicked. Touch my video game, you're dead.

That a good one

7 If you stay you could be my visitor

My nana would say this.

8 Commit suicide you idiot
9 I like cheese
10 It's not my fault!
The Contenders
11 Please don't go
12 I'm going to kick your butt!
13 I'm the table!
14 Shut up and come and eat dinner
15 Need a drink?
16 I've been waiting for you!
17 Welcome to hell
18 Give me 200$
19 You a stupid hoe
20 Shut up and listen to my order!
21 Every person is a psycho if you're imaginative enough!

Or something like that...

22 Do you like me?
23 Ah yes, a burglar
24 Touch my notebook and I'll kill you
25 Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
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