Top 10 Worst Things Brian Griffin Has Done
Brian Griffin is a horrible character who managed to get so much worse with each episode. These are just some of the most horrendous things that Brian Griffin has ever done on Family Guy.
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Give Stewie Herpes (Herpe the Love Sore)
Brian knew he had herpes, yet he still allowed Stewie to become blood brothers with him. The next day, Stewie ends up with herpes, and Brian acts like it wasn't his fault, refusing to apologize.
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Reunited with His Son for Personal Gain (Brian's a Bad Father)
For the longest time, Brian has completely distanced himself from his estranged son Dylan, then finds out that he's starring on a Disney show, so he reunites with him just so he can get a job as a writer. He completely ruins the show, and Dylan finally realizes that Brian only reunited with him so he could further his own career.
Since when does Brian care about his son? Oh, wait! Never in his entire life, unless his son is famous!
It's never a good thing to use on anyone at all!
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Became an Obnoxious Jerk After Writing a Bestseller (Brian Writes a Bestseller)
This episode showcases Brian at his absolute worst. After finally writing a bestselling book, he becomes an obnoxious jerk, treating Stewie horribly. Stewie is the only person who tolerates his behavior. Thankfully, Brian gets his comeuppance after being humiliated by Bill Maher on prime time TV. Even after all that, Brian still refuses to apologize to Stewie for how he acted.
Stewie should quit straight away as soon as Brian becomes a jerk!
I feel very sorry for Stewie in that episode!
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Allowed Stewie and The Other Young Kids to Get Abused by the Irresponsible Teacher so he Could Score with Her (Be Careful What You Fish For)
What a jerk. I don't care if the teacher is hot. Do the right thing. Don't be distracted by pretty faces.
Brian should've sued that teacher straight away!
That teacher is both ugly on the inside and outside!
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Hit on Lois (Play It Again, Bryan)
One of the worst things Brian does is try to seduce Lois, even though she's already married to his best friend. This friend not only saved him from certain death but also pays for everything he buys, without ever receiving repayment from Brian. I'm not done discussing his inappropriate actions though.
Remember when he ran away with Bonnie? He deserved to be shot in the leg at the end. Honestly, Joe should have put him in a coma. I'm just not a savage to actually finish the job... yet. Overall, Brian is the worst when he hits on women for their bodies, especially when they're married.
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Duped Quagmire into Buying a Run Down Condo (Brian the Closer)
Despite the fact that Quagmire really hates Brian, he actually helps him out after Peter's latest stunt destroyed all his teeth. How does Brian repay him? By tricking Quagmire into investing all of his money into a run-down condo. Even worse, Brian purposely tries avoiding him until the deal is finalized, but Quagmire finally corners him, and Brian purposely stalls for time until the deal gets finalized. Brian gets a well-deserved punch to the face by Quagmire, breaking his teeth again.
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Convinced Meg Not to Believe in God (Not All Dogs Go to Heaven)
Quagmire was right about Brian talking down on anyone who believes in a different religion!
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Allowed Jess to Die So He Could Get Out of Their Marriage (Married with Cancer)
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Allowed a Woman Who Drove Off the Road to Drown After Finding Out She Had a Baby (American Gigg-Olo)
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Ruined the Future by Preventing 911 (Back to the Pilot)
Stewie and Brian go back to the pilot episode to locate where Brian hid a bone or something, and Stewie strictly tells him not to do anything that could affect the future. What does he do? He tells the other Brian to prevent 9/11, which at first works out well, but it ends up destroying the future in the process.
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Killed a Baby Squirrel (Boys & Squirrels)
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Let Stewie Stow Away in Quagmire's Suitcase (The Stewaway)
Why must Brian be careless all the time?
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Dated Cheryl Tiegs to Get Back at Quagmire (Tiegs for Two)
After attending one of Quagmire's classes on how to pick up women, which ends with bad results, Brian gets revenge on him by dating his first love, Cheryl Tiegs, and treating her poorly right in front of him.
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Took Breaks at His Job as a Police Officer So He Could Do Cocaine in the Bathroom (The Thin White Line)
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Legalized Pot Only to Sell Out to Get His Novel Published (420)
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Hitting on Patty (Scammed Yankees)
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Sided with Kevin Swanson (A Military Deserter)
Their neighbor's son deserted the US Army in Iraq, and Brian claims they should let him speak for himself, yet Brian knows Kevin was entirely wrong in his actions.
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Misled a Blind Woman (The Blind Side)
I'm glad the blind girl is not dating Brian anymore. Brian was also horrible to Jillian.
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Tried to Avoid Paying Stewie After Their Bet (Patriot Games)
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Have Sex with Ida (Quagmire's Dad)