Top 10 Most Annoying Things Dads Do
Dads are great and all, but they can be really annoying. Let's be real: we all love our dads, but there are moments when they have this unique ability to get under our skin. Sometimes it feels like they've read a handbook on how to be irritating, right? Whether it's their knack for terrible dad jokes, their uncanny sense to interrupt you at the most inconvenient times, or their mysterious skill at always knowing how to push your buttons, you're not alone in wondering if it's a universal dad thing.I've gotta say, my dad isn't annoying at all. But music is one thing we disagree on. We both love classic rock, but when it comes to my choice of electro and his choice of '80s pop, we don't mix.
My dad likes a lot of heavy metal bands that annoy me (I don't like metal) and some weird bands that just grumble. But some of the bands, like Queen and The Beatles, are good.
My dad has the worst taste, and he hates everything I listen to.
Oh my God, sports are just people running around with a ball, and they get paid way too much money. Every time a basketball player scores, he gets paid as much as a school teacher's yearly salary. And an athlete makes more than the president! So throwing 3D circles is more important than educating kids to change the world and running a country?
My dad likes tennis a lot, but so do I.
My dad is way too loud when he talks in general, and he's even louder when he's on the phone! He also chews with his mouth open all the time. I always eat downstairs because of it!
He's so loud on holiday. I fell out of bed once and thought his snoring was a crocodile in my bed!
People snore all the time, but my dad snores way too loud and way too much!
My dad yells at me every other week.
So annoying. They should shush.
My dad screams at me whenever he's furious.
Ugh, this is the worst! One time, my mom and dad were fighting over bills. I was sitting there eating a sandwich, watching them, and I was just thinking, Please.
This is so my dad. He thinks the entire male population is made up of rapists! Other than boys from pre-K or those he knows through my parents, he freaks out!
My father always acted really possessive anytime I developed a crush on a guy. If I talked to a guy on the phone, he would be all, "WHO ARE YOU?!" and things like that.
If my voice raises in the slightest, he'll start fake whining, and it's so annoying. It's not how I sound!
My dad forces me to wash the dishes, even if my hands are dry, cracked, and peeling.
He makes fake excuses, so I have to sweep the floor.
And he forces you to clean your room.
Ok, so I saw a mouse in my room and freaked out. My dad says the next time I see it, I should throw something at it. But mice are living things that suffer and feel pain, and he doesn't understand why I don't want to kill it. He uses poison to kill them, but I don't want it to die. I want to catch it and then release it outside. I'd rather patch up the holes it's entering through. We only see the mouse when it rains, so it just wants shelter, and that's something we all want!
My dad turns up the volume on his favorite songs and then yells the lyrics at the top of his lungs. Sometimes, he'll randomly start singing for no reason, even with earbuds in.
If you say he's wrong, he will fight for his position and never stop until you give up.
He eats everything I save for a special day and eats anything.
My dad ate all of my Flaming Hot Cheetos and Halloween candy.
I wish I could buy a fridge locker box because of this.
My dad sleeps in his underwear and wakes up to eat breakfast. After that, at around 12 in the afternoon, he takes a shower.
My dad does this all the time! It's so annoying. I don't need to see him in just underwear.
My dad does this in the morning. It's so awkward.
I am on a sweets-restricted diet due to a history of high blood sugar, so I have to really watch my sugar intake. My dad, however, constantly offers me desserts every single day, even though I've told him no several times already!
Once, my mother bought a plate from a local BBQ joint (which has since closed down for good). As soon as I was about to get up from the table, my dad put potato salad and coleslaw on my plate, and I couldn't get up until I finished it all.
Okay, my dad likes to figure out the days when my nose is stuffy and I can't smell anything. He then goes to the store with me, farts in a big crowd of people, and runs away. Everyone can smell it, but not me. So people back up or even leave, thinking it was me.
My dad's farts sometimes smell horrible.
Ugh, my dad smokes. When I tell him to stop, he just complains.
It's bad for your health. My dad does it all the time.
He's always breathing down my neck and needs to know everything. He gets mad when I don't tell him something, but if I did, he would still get mad at me. He gets mad at me either way.
Yes, oh my God, he just starts throwing things and swearing.
Once my dad got mad, and he picked up a chair and smashed it into pieces.
My dad keeps staring at my screen when I'm on YouTube.
When I was a kid, my dad would change the channel and watch shows that I didn't want to watch, and I would literally complain about it.
When I'm watching TV, he changes the channel. I tell him I'm watching something, and he just says, So?
OMG, so true, he does it all the time.
Dude, how do you know this? My dad is just like all of the points you mentioned on this website.
In the car, when a cool song comes on, my dad just talks over it!
Once, when I was a kid, my dad did this. When I sat on the toilet, I nearly fell in the bowl.