Funniest Celebrity Names

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There are lots of celebs who got funny and weird first or last names we'll get to make comments about the names.

The Top Ten

1 Rip Torn

It was so weird when there just came like STARRING: RIP TORN and me and my sister just exploded... Can't remember the film

he could be nicknamed paper - Razor79

He's on Men In Black

I just thought this was cool, because his name has a crown on in.

2 Dick Trickle

Haha - WinchesterGirl26

3 Eminem Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce ...read more.

Ha here ha! Eminem you're gonna get laughed out loud at tonight!

I think that Eminem is a really funny name. Because my friends as me, "Do you like Eminem? " and I'll be like, "yeah, I think M&M's a delicious." and then they'll give me a weird look and say, "We're talking about the rapper guy...you know. From 8 Mile? " And then I remember and say, "Oh yeah! Eminem. Sorry I thought you were talking about the candy." CHANGE YOUR NAME MARSHALL MATHERS!

I want to eat eminems (pun intended)

He used to be M&M LMAO

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4 Rumer Willis Rumer Willis
5 Ashton Kutcher Ashton Kutcher

I so agree with you princessM it does sound like a canines food LOL I was laugin so hard nice coment. - wildog47

when i hear this name i don't know if they talking about a human being or chaines food. - princessM

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6 Poppy Montgomery

Poppy is amazing in Unforgettable! 1

Poppy sounds like your popping something, and it sounds like popcorn
hahaaha

7 Milo Ventimigilia

Ventimiglia really what is this name it's soooooooooo hard to remember. - princessM

8 Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake

no wonder they use J.T as a short name for him i mean timberlake makes you feel like talking about a hightower or something like it. - princessM

I like the name Timberlake, it's so unique, and fun.

9 Wentworth Miller Wentworth Miller Wentworth Earl Miller III (born June 2, 1972) is a British-American actor, model, and screenwriter. He rose to prominence following his role as Michael Scofield in the Fox series Prison Break, for which he received a Golden Globe Award nomination for best actor in a leading role. ...read more.

look miller change your name it's weird sort of funny but not in a good way i know people say winterworth or wentworse this isn't fair for you. - princessM

I don't see what's wrong with his name.

10 Kiefer Sutherland Kiefer Sutherland

truthly i'm not sure i wrote it right or wrong it's soooooooooo weird and creepy.

It sounds kinda cool. Like an army base or something.

whats his full name? ain't it like 43 words - rybax3

what the hecks at kiefer? lol - kristinfoor

The Contenders

11 Michael Rosenbaum

I can't say or do any thing about this name except for laughing i mean Rosenbaum really. - princessM

12 Jared Padalecki Jared Padalecki Jared Tristan Padalecki is an American actor. He grew up in Texas and rose to fame in the early 2000s after appearing on the television series Gilmore Girls as well as such films as New York Minute and House of Wax.

in any normal conversation someone says jared padalecki was good in whatever the other one says i'm sorry jared pada what this is so not cool. - princessM

13 Dick Cheney Dick Cheney Richard Bruce Cheney, generally known as Dick Cheney is an American politician and businessman who was the 46th Vice President of the United States from 2001 to 2009, under President George W. Bush.
14 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. ...read more.

Why is this so low on the list?! - JakePlaid

15 Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Miley Ray Cyrus is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. Miley Cyrus's voice is contralto. She became a teen idol starring as the character Miley Stewart in the Disney Channel television series Hannah Montana in 2006. Her father Billy Ray Cyrus also starred in the show.
16 Michelle Trachtenberg Michelle Trachtenberg

I say to who took them from 5 to 10 minuets to say or write Trachtenberg don't feel stupid it's just the name. - princessM

17 Michael Weatherly

funny guyes don't match with creepy last names. - princessM

18 David Hasselhoff David Hasselhoff
19 Lady Gaga Lady Gaga Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, known professionally as Lady Gaga, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. She is the first female artist to ever since Cher to get nominated by the Grammys and Emmys . In 2013, during her era on Artpop, she was chosen to perform in a concert from iTunes . ...read more.

It's funny Kakka means Poop in finland.. and Gaga soubds bit like Kakka :D - Brxtney

20 David Boreanaz

boreanaz can't be a name for an actor i mean come on it's more like a god i've no words. - princessM

21 Rossif Sutherland
22 John Travolta John Travolta John Joseph Travolta is an American actor, dancer, and singer. Travolta first became known in the 1970s, after appearing on the television series Welcome Back, Kotter and starring in the box office successes Saturday Night Fever and Grease.

His last name always reminds me of spaghetti or something

23 Engelbert Humperdinck
24 Shia LaBeouf Shia LaBeouf Shia Saide LaBeouf is an American actor, performance artist, and director who became known among younger audiences as Louis Stevens in the Disney Channel series Even Stevens.

It's very funny to pronounce it 10 times - JolteonIsAwesome

25 John O'Callaghan
26 Santa Sebag Montefiore
27 Beezow Doo-Doo Zippity Bop Bop Bop
28 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.
29 Meat Loaf Meat Loaf Michael Lee Aday is an American musician, singer, songwriter, record producer and actor usually known by his stage name Meat Loaf.
30 James Lafferty

I've never heard the name Lafferty before and when i did it turned out to be his brother stiuart it dosen't mean it's cute it means it's weird probably not from earth. - princessM

31 Kiara Steven

I made this name up so don't judge me...is it a good name or what?

32 Daveigh Chase

Its like a name for a brand new color, Daveigh...i kinda picture it as a darkish lightish purple/ blue

33 Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey is the funniest person on earth 😜

34 Michael Buble Michael Buble

Lololol bubble - JolteonIsAwesome

35 Selena Gomez Selena Gomez Selena Marie Gomez is an American actress and singer. She is best known for songs like "Come & Get It", "Good For You", "Same Old Love", and "Naturally". Selena Gomez's voice is mezzo-soprano but she usually sing in alto.
36 Ariana Grande Ariana Grande Ariana Grande-Butera, known professionally as Ariana Grande, is an American singer and actress . She was born on June 26th 1993 in Boca Raton, Florida to Joan Grande and Edward Butera. She is best known for her role as Cat Valentine on the Nickelodeon sitcom, "Victorious". She later become a singer ...read more.

Grande cup of frappe - Brxtney

37 Benedict Cumberbatch Benedict Cumberbatch Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch is an English actor and film producer who has performed in film, television, theatre and radio.

This man was an easy target for bullying at school... No wonder his mom wanted him to go by a stagename when he became interested in acting!

38 Christopher Cross
39 Rat Scabies
40 Zacky Vengeance Zacky Vengeance Zachary James Baker, better known by his stage name Zacky Vengeance, is an American musician, best known as the rhythm guitarist, backing vocalist, and founding member for the American heavy metal band Avenged Sevenfold. Zacky V. also owns a small clothing company, Vengeance University.
41 Metta World Peace Metta World Peace
42 Madonna Madonna Madonna Louise Ciccone is an American singer, songwriter, actress, and businesswoman. She influenced a lot of singers such as: Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, Rihanna, Beyonce Knowles and Britney Spears . She is known as Queen of Pop and at modern pop culture specifically in 2012 "Madge" or MDNA . She has ...read more.
43 Batman bin Suparman
44 Fire Penguin Disco Panda
45 Harry Baals
46 Andy Dick Andy Dick Andrew Roane "Andy" Dick is an American comedian, actor, musician, and television and film producer. Throughout his career, Dick has experienced arrests, legal issues, and controversies. Some of his most offensive moments include indecent exposure, drug intoxication, saying insensitive and racist remarks, ...read more.
47 Bono Bono Paul David Hewson, known by his stage name Bono, is an Irish singer-songwriter, musician, venture capitalist, businessman, and philanthropist. His original nickname was Bono Vox which means "big voice".
48 Dick Van Dyke
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