Top Ten Funniest Presents You Can Give to a Kid On Christmas


The Top Ten

1 Nothing

Literally nothing! - Userguy44

That is horrid!

I don't give out presents on Christmas.

I'd also put a letter saying:
You may think there's nothing in the box when technically there's air and without air you die so this is the best present you could get. Also it was free so it's a happy day for us both!

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2 A Potato

At least kids can make French fries.Wait, no they can't...

You could use it as a pet or to make French fries - Ajkloth

Make a potato battery and put glados inside it. - Harri666

Time for French fries! - SamuiNeko

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3 Weed

Who would do that dumbass.

I would do that it's not that bad because kids would plant it. - AlphaQ

4 A Broccoli

I've seen a girl got this for Christmas. She said "No broccoli, no broccoli, NO BROCCOLI! " - Freddy_Fazbear

I actually don't mind broccoli... - Minecraftcrazy530

I like broccoli

5 Crack

No thank you. - Userguy44

6 A Present Box

Give him a big box, when he opens it there is another box, then another then another then another (you get the idea) until he gets to a card with a troll face saying your present is behind the couch or something - Danielsun182

With the word, "Tricked! " printed on the inside of the base. So cruel. - PositronWildhawk

Kids can make anything out of theses gifts. A toy car that was rated one star in this case.

I like to collect boxes. - SamuiNeko

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7 A Condom

If raised correctly, the child might NOT know what it's used for. - dureckl

8 Dog Poop


9 A Hair Bobble
10 Saw Film Collection

Great movies for kids to watch, NOT!

Best Movies Fro Kids - idontknow

The Contenders

11 Urine

Not funny to me. - Userguy44

Just how is that a funny present? Some of the items here are just awful presents for anyone. - NuMetalManiak

12 An Empty Photo Frame

Ha, who wants to get a empty photo frame on Christmas.

"This is a photo of your mom."

13 A Classical Music Cd Compilation
14 Cow Poop

For F-Zero Gp Legend, Frozen and Lion King Haters

Laugh out loud so grose

15 Coal
16 A Piece of Paper

Awesome, drawing time! - Catacorn

17 Toilet Paper

This should be first! 😂 - Userguy44

18 An Avocado
19 A box with a fart inside

This reminds of Fart in a Jar from Nick Studio 10 and Sanjay and Craig... - Disney1994

How is this even possible? - Minecraftcrazy530

Give it to britgirl,she'll love it. - SamuiNeko

20 A Broken Cell Phone
21 Rocko's Modern Life: The Complete Series Rocko's Modern Life: The Complete Series Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated television series created by Joe Murray for Nickelodeon. The series centers on the surreal life of an anthropomorphic Australian-immigrant wallaby named Rocko as well as his friends: the gluttonous steer Heffer, the neurotic turtle Filburt, and Rocko's faithful more.

More like one of the BEST. - xandermartin98

22 A Bag of Burps
23 The Dictionary

I Actually got this for Christmas once, and I was happy, not sad.

24 An Over-ripe Banana
25 An Elder

Imagine Opening up a box only to find a elder in it!

26 A Baby

No it will cry all day long! - Userguy44

27 Knotted socks inside an X-Box package
28 A Slap On The Cheek
29 A Neat Punch
30 A Smack On The Face
31 A Piece of Wood With a Troll Face Engraved Onto It

I've actually done this at school with our lazer cutter, and coping and pasting a picture of troll face on the drawing program. - Harri666

32 A Banana

That is a kinda GOOD gift.

33 Dino Poop

Give it to an archeologist to study new dinos.

34 Poop On a Lead
35 A Hyena

To be honest, despite I love hyenas, I would not keep one as a pet for I will smell bad stuff and will be eaten alive.

36 A Lemon With a Smiley Face
37 Snuggie
38 The Holiday Sweater
39 Monkey Bobblehead
40 A Piece of Goldfish Food
41 A Barbie Doll

Don't you even THINK about giving ME a barbie doll.

42 Homework
43 Dunce Hat
44 Undertale Game
45 Conker's Bad Fur Day Game
46 A Ticket to be an Experiment For Torture Devices
47 Vegemite
48 Monster High Dolls
49 Rob Zombie's Halloween 2
50 Positron's Bacon Sandwich
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