Top 10 Funniest Things Drivers Have Written On Insurance Forms
Some of these are just some of the most stupid genuine excuses, some are just plain weird. Enjoy, fellow TopTenners.The Top Ten
I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.
Oh, so you can just floor it even if some bloke's standing in your way, then?
That was dumb. He admitted that was stupid.
The driver had run over a cow. Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
You could have mooed too. Cows happen to be excellent communicators if you speak Cowean!
Well, what else is the cow meant to say? Bring that up in court!
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
Haha! A real heroic attempt at murder!
I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.
I consider that neither car was to blame, but if either one was to blame, it would blame the other one.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
Oh my God! This is just so dumb! Funny, but dumb! Haha! Some people, eh? Thank God for them, I say! Haha!
I think that Britgirl is so right.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
40 years?!?! You're gonna have to fall asleep sometime!
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
This is just too ridiculous not to vote for.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
Made one last desperate dash, eh?
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I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road, causing me to ejaculate through the sunroof.
Well, you made it funny.
The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.
I started to slow down, but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.
I started to turn, and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.
I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles, so I lost control.
This happens to me all the time.
I had no idea he was there. He didn't show up on my Sat-Nav.
Why are these people allowed to drive?
The car in front hit the pedestrian, but he got up, so I hit him again.
I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.
I'm dying reading this!
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
Going to work at 7 a.m. this morning, I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.
I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realized the car was on fire, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
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