Top Ten Funniest Things Drivers Have Written On Insurance FormsPositronWildhawk Some of these are just some of the most stupid genuine excuses, some are just plain weird. Enjoy, fellow TopTenners.
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Oh, so you can just floor it even if some bloke's standing in your way, then? - PositronWildhawk
Sorry, I hit your car. I'll se if I have any money to replace it after I pay for the hospital bills. - CityGuruV 1 Comment
You could have mooed too. Cows happen to be excellent communicators if you speak Cowean!V 1 Comment
Haha! A real heroic attempt of murder! - HezarioSeth
OH MY GOD! This is just so DUMB! Funny but goddam DUMB! Haha! Some people, eh? Thank God for them, I say! Haha! - BritgirlV 1 Comment
40 years?!?! You're gonna have to fall asleep sometime! - PositronWildhawk
This is just to ridiculous not to vote for - HannahHick80sV 1 Comment
Well, you made it funny
Made one last desperate dash, eh? - PetSounds
This happens to me all the time.
I'm dying reading this!
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2. The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.
3. I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.
2. The driver had run over a cow. Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
3. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.