The driver had run over a cow. Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
Well, what else is the cow meant to say? Bring that up in court! - PositronWildhawk
You could have mooed too. Cows happen to be excellent communicators if you speak Cowean!
I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.
Oh, so you can just floor it even if some bloke's standing in your way, then? - PositronWildhawk
Sorry, I hit your car. I'll se if I have any money to replace it after I pay for the hospital bills. - CityGuru
That was dum he admitted that was stupied - 808swag
I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
Haha! A real heroic attempt of murder! - HezarioSeth
I consider that neither car was to blame, but if either one was to blame, it would blame the other one.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
I think that britgirl is so right - 808swag
OH MY GOD! This is just so DUMB! Funny but goddam DUMB! Haha! Some people, eh? Thank God for them, I say! Haha! - Britgirl
I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.
This happens to me all the time.
I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
40 years?!?! You're gonna have to fall asleep sometime! - PositronWildhawk
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
This is just to ridiculous not to vote for - HannahHick80s
I knocked over a man; he admitted it was his fault for he had been knocked down before.
I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof.
Well, you made it funny
I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.
I'm dying reading this!
The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
Made one last desperate dash, eh? - PetSounds
I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
I had no idea he was there. He didn't show up on my Sat-Nav.
Why are these people allowed to drive?
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again
I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..