Top 10 Funniest Ways To Break Up With Someone


The Top Ten

1 Say you're going to the restroom, then run.

She might call the cops to find you-strange spider

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2 Say "you do want to see a magic trick?" "Poof, your single, and then run away screaming "im a wizard!"

It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops - Catception

This is a good way to break up with someone and I have used it on all 3 of my girlfriends or in this sense my 3 ex's

It a really fun way to tell them its not working out and I do not like you anymore

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3 Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep

Wouldn't work if your still in school

Laugh out loud this one is so funny! I was asleep, ya know... I had this great yawn and I just; dropped off! Soz, dude.

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4 Guy - Hey, that's my ex's house! Girl - Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!

This one is hilarious! I saw it first on a vine.

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5 Say "bye bitch!"
6 Pretend you're gay

My friend told her ex she was lez (even though shes not) over text. I felt so bad for him. - happyhappyjoyjoy

Hay... if its the reaction you want its the reaction youll get. It would work. - fireinside96

Lo this is hilarious I'm going to have my friend do this to his girlfriend

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7 Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside!

That is massively cruel. Don't do this. - PositronWildhawk

Laugh out loud. Very funny. But don't try to do this.

I did this to my girlfriend and she was so pissed and I laughed so hard! - Norrisofchuck

8 Go on her computer, write a letter on MS paint, wait for her to come back then whilst she reads it, leave.
9 Act really happy when you break up with her/him, then leave him/her going 'WTF?'

I was happy so this was hilarious she started to cry but she broke up with me I was lost but still funny

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10 Girl: Want to see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure. Girl: Poof you're single.

The Contenders

11 Commit a crime and go to prison for a while

I add that it wouldn't work, cause once you go to prison you'll get another partner, now replace partner with "prison rapist", and replace "you'll get another" with "you'll get touched by a", yeah... , don't sound like a good thing to do. - PotBellyPup

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12 Say you're in love with a -insert celebrity name here- and you're going to find him/her

This wouldn't work - he'd never believe me if I told him I was in love with Lady Gaga! - Britgirl

13 Accuse them of double dipping

Double dip again. See what happens.

14 Play Single Ladies in public and put your hands up

LOL! This is the funniest one yet! Someone needs to do this one day. It would just be hilarious! - birdechosplash

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15 Say "Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped and so are you" V 1 Comment
16 Draw a image of her on MS paint of her being murdered, leave it on, then wait for the reaction

Laugh out loud I'm gonna do that to my boyfriend

17 Pretend that you're the lost twin brother/twin sister and he/she send you to break up.

Oh my god this would be hilarious! I should do this once!

18 Say "it's not me it's you"
19 Play nonstop breakup songs while you are with them.

They would probably begin thinking that it is very strange. - birdechosplash

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20 You slap him in the face in run V 3 Comments
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Top Remixes

1. Say "bye bitch!"
2. Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
3. Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep
1. Say "bye bitch!"
2. Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
3. Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep



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