Top 10 Funniest Ways To Break Up With Someone

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1 Girl: Want to see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure. Girl: Poof you're single.

I'm gonna use this on my boyfriend

I love this one it is so funny I would do

Haha I used this one on my girlfriend who was cheating on me and got sob triggerd๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2 Say "you do want to see a magic trick?" "Poof, your single, and then run away screaming "im a wizard!"

It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops - Catception

Can't stop laughing!

I love this one

This is a good way to break up with someone and I have used it on all 3 of my girlfriends or in this sense my 3 ex's

It a really fun way to tell them its not working out and I do not like you anymore

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3 Play nonstop breakup songs while you are with them.

Totally!

Lol

Lol yh

Oh my gosh. This would be hysterical. If I had a boyfriend, I would never do this, though, if I loved him. Actually, on second thought, I'd just play a playlist of them, crack up, and watch his face! Here's the script: "Hey, [boyfriend/girlfriend]! "
"What? "
"Wanna here some of your favorite songs? "
"Sure."
Plays breakup songs.
"Why would you do this to me? *sniffles*"
"*laughs* I was just playing a prank on you. We're not really breaking up."
"Oh my gosh, thank God! I was about to break up w/ u! "
"Really? *sniffles*"
"NOPE! Prank returned. Come here, now. *kisses*" :) Haha funny, right?

4 Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside!

Laugh out loud. Very funny. But don't try to do this.

That is massively cruel. Don't do this. - PositronWildhawk

I did this to my girlfriend and she was so pissed and I laughed so hard! - Norrisofchuck

The best! Not cruel like everyone says. This is da one :3

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5 Pretend that you're the lost twin brother/twin sister and he/she send you to break up.

Oh my god this would be hilarious! I should do this once!

6 Say you're going to the restroom, then run.

She might call the cops to find you-strange spider

Funny

7 Say that you have to leave earth to fight an alien invasion

What if it actually happened

8 Guy - Hey, that's my ex's house! Girl - Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!

This one is hilarious! I saw it first on a vine.

This one is so funny

9 Tell your boyfriend you are taking him on a trip to Africa. Go to the airport and drop them off and say I'm just going to the bathroom and drive off. Wait for them to board the plane and then text him saying 'itโ€™s a one way ticket. And there's only one'

Ok that's hilaruous

10 Pretend you're gay

My friend told her ex she was lez (even though shes not) over text. I felt so bad for him. - happyhappyjoyjoy

Hay... if its the reaction you want its the reaction youll get. It would work. - fireinside96

Lo this is hilarious I'm going to have my friend do this to his girlfriend

Won't work if your partnet has the same sex as you. - Martin_Canine

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The Contenders

11 Say "bye bitch!"

That's amazing lol

I'd prefer saying, "it's all over with us." if they ask why, i
ll say, "bitch please."

12 Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep

Will gonna work for sure..

Wouldn't work if your still in school

Laugh out loud this one is so funny! I was asleep, ya know... I had this great yawn and I just; dropped off! Soz, dude.

13 Walk by a pool and push them in then run and scream, "I don't think we should see each other!" Then look at their body like you want them back.
14 You slap him in the face in run

I've done this 27 times in my life

Totally doing this

It doesn't work

YES

15 Say "Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped and so are you"

That made me laugh

Funny and witty

16 Go on her computer, write a letter on MS paint, wait for her to come back then whilst she reads it, leave.
17 Act really happy when you break up with her/him, then leave him/her going 'WTF?'

I was happy so this was hilarious she started to cry but she broke up with me I was lost but still funny

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18 Commit a crime and go to prison for a while

I add that it wouldn't work, cause once you go to prison you'll get another partner, now replace partner with "prison rapist", and replace "you'll get another" with "you'll get touched by a", yeah... , don't sound like a good thing to do. - PotBellyPup

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19 Say you're in love with a -insert celebrity name here- and you're going to find him/her

This wouldn't work - he'd never believe me if I told him I was in love with Lady Gaga! - Britgirl

Hey babe, I'm off to find my one true love
AL MOLINARO - Torchpost

20 Accuse them of double dipping

Double dip again. See what happens.

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1. Girl: Want to see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure. Girl: Poof you're single.
2. Play nonstop breakup songs while you are with them.
3. Pretend that you're the lost twin brother/twin sister and he/she send you to break up.
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1. Say "bye bitch!"
2. Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
3. Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep
DK
1. Say "bye bitch!"
2. Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
3. Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep
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