Top 10 Funniest Ways To Break Up With Someone

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1 Girl: Want to see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure. Girl: Poof you're single.

Whoa!
Will use this on my girlfriend haha.

This is great

Lol I did this. he died laughing.

I'm gonna use this on my boyfriend

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2 Say "you do want to see a magic trick?" "Poof, your single, and then run away screaming "im a wizard!"

Great did this to girlfriend and she ran into bathroom crying

"i'm A WIZARD! " Bahaha Love it

Yaaas this is everything! I am doing this to my boyfriend tomorrow

It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops - Catception

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3 Play nonstop breakup songs while you are with them.

Totally!

Lol yh

Oh my gosh. This would be hysterical. If I had a boyfriend, I would never do this, though, if I loved him. Actually, on second thought, I'd just play a playlist of them, crack up, and watch his face! Here's the script: "Hey, [boyfriend/girlfriend]! "
"What? "
"Wanna here some of your favorite songs? "
"Sure."
Plays breakup songs.
"Why would you do this to me? *sniffles*"
"*laughs* I was just playing a prank on you. We're not really breaking up."
"Oh my gosh, thank God! I was about to break up w/ u! "
"Really? *sniffles*"
"NOPE! Prank returned. Come here, now. *kisses*" :) Haha funny, right?

4 Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside!

Laugh out loud. Very funny. But don't try to do this.

That is massively cruel. Don't do this. - PositronWildhawk

I did this to my girlfriend and she was so pissed and I laughed so hard! - Norrisofchuck

I did this ad nearly died. Do it. - AlphaQ

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5 Pretend that you're the lost twin brother/twin sister and he/she send you to break up.

Oh my god this would be hilarious! I should do this once!

This is the best! They won’t know what hit them

6 Say you're going to the restroom, then run.

Works every time!

She might call the cops to find you-strange spider

Funny

7 Say that you have to leave earth to fight an alien invasion

Terrible

What if it actually happened

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8 Tell your boyfriend you are taking him on a trip to Africa. Go to the airport and drop them off and say I'm just going to the bathroom and drive off. Wait for them to board the plane and then text him saying 'it’s a one way ticket. And there's only one'

They made me go to Africa and I would have to pay to come back. I would sue BIG time

Ok that's hilaruous

9 Guy - Hey, that's my ex's house! Girl - Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!

Oh yes

This one is hilarious! I saw it first on a vine.

This one is so funny

10 Say "bye bitch!"

Love it lol

It just calls out to me

That's amazing lol

I'd prefer saying, "it's all over with us." if they ask why, i
ll say, "bitch please."

The Contenders

11 Pretend you're gay

Don't have to pretend

My friend told her ex she was lez (even though shes not) over text. I felt so bad for him. - happyhappyjoyjoy

Actually done this before lol

Hay... if its the reaction you want its the reaction youll get. It would work. - fireinside96

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12 Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep

Wouldn't work if your still in school

Laugh out loud this one is so funny! I was asleep, ya know... I had this great yawn and I just; dropped off! Soz, dude.

Will gonna work for sure..

13 Walk by a pool and push them in then run and scream, "I don't think we should see each other!" Then look at their body like you want them back.
14 You slap him in the face in run

I've done this 27 times in my life

Totally doing this

It doesn't work

YES

15 Say "Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped and so are you"

Gonna do this to my boyfriend

So funny

About to do this to my girlfriend

That made me laugh

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16 Talk about another person the whole time your with them

Maybe

yes

17 Commit a crime and go to prison for a while

I add that it wouldn't work, cause once you go to prison you'll get another partner, now replace partner with "prison rapist", and replace "you'll get another" with "you'll get touched by a", yeah... , don't sound like a good thing to do. - PotBellyPup

Retarded, but could work. - PotBellyPup

18 Go on her computer, write a letter on MS paint, wait for her to come back then whilst she reads it, leave.

Welcome to the internet.

This is actually the most savage thing I've seen so far

19 Girl: our relationship is like a fat guy| Boy: what?| Girl: it's not working out

This is gold. who ever came up with this is a legend

20 Act really happy when you break up with her/him, then leave him/her going 'WTF?'

I was happy so this was hilarious she started to cry but she broke up with me I was lost but still funny

I did that once laugh out loud

Going to do this today 😅

21 Say you're in love with a -insert celebrity name here- and you're going to find him/her

This wouldn't work - he'd never believe me if I told him I was in love with Lady Gaga! - Britgirl

Hey babe, I'm off to find my one true love
AL MOLINARO - Torchpost

22 Accuse them of double dipping

Funny stuff right there

Double dip again. See what happens.

23 Play Single Ladies in public and put your hands up

I would so do this

Yes

Haha that's funny

I did this to my boyfriend and he got pissed but I told him it was a joke😂 then 4 weeks after I found out he was cheating on me, I did the exact thing and he said, nice joke, I said like our relationship walked off and carried on playing d song😂 he was embarrassed

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24 You have my heart. I want it back.

Bet I'm inna do this after she sends nudes

Omggg that's so me

25 Draw a image of her on MS paint of her being murdered, leave it on, then wait for the reaction

Laugh out loud I'm gonna do that to my boyfriend

26 Say "it's not me it's you"
27 Through a text.

I did that

28 Tell them hey ya know you really remind me of the person I'm about to break up with

Yes this is funny

GOOD ONE

29 Sing "say something, I'm breaking up with you"

I LOVE this

30 Say “Roses are red, violets are blue your face looks like it belongs in a zoo don’t you worry I’ll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you... because we’re over"

This one would make your boyfriend so mad he’d agree to breaking up with you and probably temporarily avoid you

31 Say: "I got my vision back and I think we should break up"

I would most definitely do this.

32 Replace "I love you" in the autocorrect on his/her phone with "Hey it's [name], don't bother, I'm breaking up with YOU"

Replace "I love you" in the autocorrect on his/her phone with "Hey it's NAME, don't bother, I'm breaking up with YOU", then you wait.

33 Tell them you're going to draw a picture of them. Get a piece of paper and draw the letter X.

Say: Hey remember when we used to date? Those were the worst years of my life

34 Say "roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle ones for you"

This is so good x

Hahaa Me

35 Answer his/her call and say "hello oh hey (other name that isn't theirs), I think we should break up"

Ouch...

I would hurt someone if this ever happened to me most likely him!

I would be so mad if someone did this to me!

This I so mean but so funny!

36 Say: "I'm in love with my dog, I think she's prettier than you"

Why don't you say your dog

That's so funny! You know, it's funny in an insulting way, but still hilarious. If my guy would say that to me I would just laugh! It's so hilarious, come on guys! I actually liked the "I got my vision back" and "pretending you're gay" stuff.

37 Text her love messages but with a different name at the end of each message!

Yas, ima do this now x

HAHA I SO WANNA DO THIS

38 Give them a dump cake
39 Say you're sterile

...yes

40 Make her mad and say bye stupid

Yeah

41 Say, "you should count the stars. Oh, wait, that’s pointless. Like our relationship. Bye"
42 Say “hey do you want to see a magic trick? Abracadabra now you're single”

Nah, get classy

43 Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped and so are you.
44 Get a notebook and leave where your bf/gf can see it and write in it "Dear Diary I wanna break up with (name)"
45 Guy - Wanna go to the movies? I think we should see other people. Literally and figuratively.

I will always do this when I have the chance

46 Say, "Hey, I want us to be like Justin and Selena......like Seal and Hiedi....like Justin and Brittany "

I don't know about that one.. what if she don't know seal... and what happened

47 Boy- how much do you love me? Girl-Count the stars, that is how much I love you. Boy- But it's day Girl- Exactly.

Lol ha ha ha

48 Ask a friend to call you while you're with them pretending to be an angry spouse
49 Get Siri to Say: I'm Sorry, But I'm Breaking Up With You

I would so do that

50 Roses are red violets are blue sorry but I lost my love for you
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1. Girl: Want to see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure. Girl: Poof you're single.
2. Play nonstop breakup songs while you are with them.
3. Pretend that you're the lost twin brother/twin sister and he/she send you to break up.
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1. Say "bye bitch!"
2. Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
3. Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep
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1. Say "bye bitch!"
2. Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
3. Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep
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