Top 10 Funniest Ways to Break Up with Someone

The Top Ten
1 "Want to see a magic trick?" [Sure] "Poof you're single."

Whoa!
Will use this on my girlfriend haha.

Use this on a boyfriend

You're a wizard, Harry!

Great did this to girlfriend and she ran into bathroom crying

2 Play breakup songs non-stop while you are with them

Oh my gosh. This would be hysterical. If I had a boyfriend, I would never do this, though, if I loved him. Actually, on second thought, I'd just play a playlist of them, crack up, and watch his face! Here's the script: "Hey, [boyfriend/girlfriend]! "
"What? "
"Wanna hear some of your favorite songs? "
"Sure."
Plays breakup songs.
"Why would you do this to me? *sniffles*"
"*laughs* I was just playing a prank on you. We're not really breaking up."
"Oh my gosh, thank God! I was about to break up w/ u! "
"Really? *sniffles*"
"NOPE! Prank returned. Come here, now. *kisses*" :) Haha funny, right?

3 Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside

I did this to my girlfriend and she was so pissed and I laughed so hard!

Laugh out loud. Very funny. But don't try to do this.

That is massively cruel. Don't do this.

I did this ad nearly died. Do it.

4 Say you're going to the restroom, then run.

Works every time!

5 Pretend you're the lost twin sibling and they sent you to break up

Oh my god this would be hilarious! I should do this once!

This is the best! They won't know what hit them

6 "Bye bitch!"

It just calls out to me

7 "Hey, that's my ex's house!" [Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!]

This one is hilarious! I saw it first on a vine.

This one is so funny

8 Say you have to leave Earth to fight an alien invasion
9 Tell them you are taking them on a trip to Africa. Go to the airport, drop them off, say "I'm just going to the bathroom" and drive off. Wait for them to board the plane and then text them saying "It’s a one way ticket. And there's only one."

They made me go to Africa and I would have to pay to come back. I would sue BIG time

10 Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to them "I was asleep"

Laugh out loud this one is so funny! I was asleep, ya know... I had this great yawn and I just; dropped off! Soz, dude.

Will gonna work for sure..

The Contenders
11 "Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped and so are you"

That made me laugh

Funny and witty

12 Pretend you're gay

My friend told her ex she was lez (even though shes not) over text. I felt so bad for him.

Lo this is hilarious I'm going to have my friend do this to his girlfriend

Don't have to pretend

I do this a lot

13 Slap them in the face and run

Totally doing this

It doesn't work

14 Walk by a pool and push them in then run and scream, "I don't think we should see each other!" Then look at their body like you want them back.
15 Answer their call by saying "Hello? Oh, hey [name that isn't theirs], I think we should break up"

I would hurt someone if this ever happened to me most likely him!

I would be so mad if someone did this to me!

This I so mean but so funny!

16 "Our relationship is like a fat guy" [What!?] "It's not working out"
17 Talk about another person the whole time you're with them
18 Commit a crime and go to prison for a while

I add that it wouldn't work, cause once you go to prison you'll get another partner, now replace partner with "prison rapist", and replace "you'll get another" with "you'll get touched by a", yeah... , don't sound like a good thing to do.

Retarded, but could work.

19 Through a text
20 Go on her computer, write a letter on MS paint, wait for her to come back, and then leave whilst she reads it.

Welcome to the internet.

21 Act really happy when you break up with them. Leave them thinking "WTH?"
22 "I got my vision back and I think we should break up"

I would most definitely do this.

23 Play Single Ladies in public and put your hands up

Haha that's funny

I would so do this

24 Say you're in love with a celebrity and you're going to find them

This wouldn't work - he'd never believe me if I told him I was in love with Lady Gaga!

25 Accuse them of double dipping

Double dip again. See what happens.

Funny stuff right there

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