Top 10 Funniest Ways To Break Up With Someone

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1 Girl: Want to see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure. Girl: Poof you're single.

I'm gonna use this on my boyfriend

I love this one it is so funny I would do

Use this on a boyfriend

Lol I did this. he died laughing.

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2 Say "you do want to see a magic trick?" "Poof, your single, and then run away screaming "im a wizard!"

It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops - Catception

Can't stop laughing!

I love this one

"i'm A WIZARD! " Bahaha Love it

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3 Play nonstop breakup songs while you are with them.

Totally!

Lol

Lol yh

Oh my gosh. This would be hysterical. If I had a boyfriend, I would never do this, though, if I loved him. Actually, on second thought, I'd just play a playlist of them, crack up, and watch his face! Here's the script: "Hey, [boyfriend/girlfriend]! "
"What? "
"Wanna here some of your favorite songs? "
"Sure."
Plays breakup songs.
"Why would you do this to me? *sniffles*"
"*laughs* I was just playing a prank on you. We're not really breaking up."
"Oh my gosh, thank God! I was about to break up w/ u! "
"Really? *sniffles*"
"NOPE! Prank returned. Come here, now. *kisses*" :) Haha funny, right?

4 Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside!

Laugh out loud. Very funny. But don't try to do this.

That is massively cruel. Don't do this. - PositronWildhawk

I did this to my girlfriend and she was so pissed and I laughed so hard! - Norrisofchuck

The best! Not cruel like everyone says. This is da one :3

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5 Pretend that you're the lost twin brother/twin sister and he/she send you to break up.

Oh my god this would be hilarious! I should do this once!

This is the best! They won’t know what hit them

6 Say you're going to the restroom, then run.

She might call the cops to find you-strange spider

Works every time!

Funny

7 Say that you have to leave earth to fight an alien invasion

What if it actually happened

8 Tell your boyfriend you are taking him on a trip to Africa. Go to the airport and drop them off and say I'm just going to the bathroom and drive off. Wait for them to board the plane and then text him saying 'it’s a one way ticket. And there's only one'

They made me go to Africa and I would have to pay to come back. I would sue BIG time

Ok that's hilaruous

9 Guy - Hey, that's my ex's house! Girl - Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!

This one is hilarious! I saw it first on a vine.

This one is so funny

Oh yes

10 Say "bye bitch!"

It just calls out to me

That's amazing lol

I'd prefer saying, "it's all over with us." if they ask why, i
ll say, "bitch please."

The Contenders

11 Pretend you're gay

My friend told her ex she was lez (even though shes not) over text. I felt so bad for him. - happyhappyjoyjoy

Actually done this before lol

Hay... if its the reaction you want its the reaction youll get. It would work. - fireinside96

Don't have to pretend

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12 Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep

Wouldn't work if your still in school

Laugh out loud this one is so funny! I was asleep, ya know... I had this great yawn and I just; dropped off! Soz, dude.

Will gonna work for sure..

13 Walk by a pool and push them in then run and scream, "I don't think we should see each other!" Then look at their body like you want them back.
14 You slap him in the face in run

I've done this 27 times in my life

Totally doing this

It doesn't work

YES

15 Say "Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped and so are you"

That made me laugh

About to do this to my girlfriend

Funny and witty

So funny

16 Talk about another person the whole time your with them

Maybe

yes

no

17 Commit a crime and go to prison for a while

I add that it wouldn't work, cause once you go to prison you'll get another partner, now replace partner with "prison rapist", and replace "you'll get another" with "you'll get touched by a", yeah... , don't sound like a good thing to do. - PotBellyPup

Retarded, but could work. - PotBellyPup

No

PENIS

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18 Go on her computer, write a letter on MS paint, wait for her to come back then whilst she reads it, leave.

This is actually the most savage thing I've seen so far

19 Act really happy when you break up with her/him, then leave him/her going 'WTF?'

I was happy so this was hilarious she started to cry but she broke up with me I was lost but still funny

I did that once laugh out loud

20 Say you're in love with a -insert celebrity name here- and you're going to find him/her

This wouldn't work - he'd never believe me if I told him I was in love with Lady Gaga! - Britgirl

Hey babe, I'm off to find my one true love
AL MOLINARO - Torchpost

21 Accuse them of double dipping

Double dip again. See what happens.

22 Girl: our relationship is like a fat guy| Boy: what?| Girl: it's not working out
23 Play Single Ladies in public and put your hands up

Haha that's funny

lol

I did this to my boyfriend and he got pissed but I told him it was a joke😂 then 4 weeks after I found out he was cheating on me, I did the exact thing and he said, nice joke, I said like our relationship walked off and carried on playing d song😂 he was embarrassed

I got cheated on and I was only 12 so I broke up with him and he was trying to get me back and me and him where fighting after the break and Andrew even though I was only 12 he kept saying he wanted to marry me so he hmu and said hey we fought against and he said I'm not going through this with I again and I said you know if you didn't cheat we would still be together and he was like "😶😶" I was like 😊😊 haha hoe " thank I set him up with my friend because she asked for him and I told her he cheats she didn't care than he texted me saying I only love you take me back" and I was like your such a damn cheater.

24 You have my heart. I want it back.

Bet I'm inna do this after she sends nudes

Omggg that's so me

25 Draw a image of her on MS paint of her being murdered, leave it on, then wait for the reaction

Laugh out loud I'm gonna do that to my boyfriend

26 Through a text.

I did that

27 Say "it's not me it's you"
28 Say: "I got my vision back and I think we should break up"

I would most definitely do this.

29 Tell them hey ya know you really remind me of the person I'm about to break up with

GOOD ONE

30 Sing "say something, I'm breaking up with you"

I LOVE this

lol

31 Say “Roses are red, violets are blue your face looks like it belongs in a zoo don’t you worry I’ll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you... because we’re over"

This one would make your boyfriend so mad he’d agree to breaking up with you and probably temporarily avoid you

32 Answer his/her call and say "hello oh hey (other name that isn't theirs), I think we should break up"

I would hurt someone if this ever happened to me most likely him!

I would be so mad if someone did this to me!

This I so mean but so funny!

Ouch...

33 Tell them you're going to draw a picture of them. Get a piece of paper and draw the letter X.

Say: Hey remember when we used to date? Those were the worst years of my life

34 Say "roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle ones for you"

Hahaa Me

35 Say you're sterile

...yes

36 Say: "I'm in love with my dog, I think she's prettier than you"

Why don't you say your dog

That's so funny! You know, it's funny in an insulting way, but still hilarious. If my guy would say that to me I would just laugh! It's so hilarious, come on guys! I actually liked the "I got my vision back" and "pretending you're gay" stuff.

37 Make her mad and say bye stupid

Yeah

38 Replace "I love you" in the autocorrect on his/her phone with "Hey it's [name], don't bother, I'm breaking up with YOU"

Replace "I love you" in the autocorrect on his/her phone with "Hey it's NAME, don't bother, I'm breaking up with YOU", then you wait.

39 Give them a dump cake
40 Say “hey do you want to see a magic trick? Abracadabra now you're single”

Nah, get classy

41 Guy - Wanna go to the movies? I think we should see other people. Literally and figuratively.

I will always do this when I have the chance

42 Text her love messages but with a different name at the end of each message!

HAHA I SO WANNA DO THIS

43 Say, "you should count the stars. Oh, wait, that’s pointless. Like our relationship. Bye"
44 Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped and so are you.
45 Ask a friend to call you while you're with them pretending to be an angry spouse
46 Get Siri to Say: I'm Sorry, But I'm Breaking Up With You

I would so do that

47 Say, "Hey, I want us to be like Justin and Selena......like Seal and Hiedi....like Justin and Brittany "
48 Get a notebook and leave where your bf/gf can see it and write in it "Dear Diary I wanna break up with (name)"
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1. Girl: Want to see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure. Girl: Poof you're single.
2. Play nonstop breakup songs while you are with them.
3. Pretend that you're the lost twin brother/twin sister and he/she send you to break up.
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1. Say "bye bitch!"
2. Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
3. Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep
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1. Say "bye bitch!"
2. Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
3. Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep
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