Top 10 Funniest Ways to Break Up with Someone

The Top Ten

1 "Want to see a magic trick?" [Sure] "Poof you're single."

Great did this to girlfriend and she ran into bathroom crying

I'm gonna use this on my boyfriend

It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops

I love this one it is so funny I would do

2 Play breakup songs non-stop while you are with them

Totally!

Oh my gosh. This would be hysterical. If I had a boyfriend, I would never do this, though, if I loved him. Actually, on second thought, I'd just play a playlist of them, crack up, and watch his face! Here's the script: "Hey, [boyfriend/girlfriend]! "
"What? "
"Wanna hear some of your favorite songs? "
"Sure."
Plays breakup songs.
"Why would you do this to me? *sniffles*"
"*laughs* I was just playing a prank on you. We're not really breaking up."
"Oh my gosh, thank God! I was about to break up w/ u! "
"Really? *sniffles*"
"NOPE! Prank returned. Come here, now. *kisses*" :) Haha funny, right?

3 Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside

Laugh out loud. Very funny. But don't try to do this.

That is massively cruel. Don't do this.

I did this to my girlfriend and she was so pissed and I laughed so hard!

I did this ad nearly died. Do it.

4 Pretend you're the lost twin sibling and they sent you to break up

Oh my god this would be hilarious! I should do this once!

This is the best! They won’t know what hit them

5 Say you're going to the restroom, then run.

She might call the cops to find you-strange spider

Works every time!

Funny

6 "Bye bitch!"

It just calls out to me

That's amazing lol

Love it lol

I'd prefer saying, "it's all over with us." if they ask why, i
ll say, "bitch please."

7 Say you have to leave Earth to fight an alien invasion

What if it actually happened

Terrible

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8 "Hey, that's my ex's house!" [Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!]

This one is hilarious! I saw it first on a vine.

This one is so funny

Oh yes

9 Tell them you are taking them on a trip to Africa. Go to the airport, drop them off, say "I'm just going to the bathroom" and drive off. Wait for them to board the plane and then text them saying "It’s a one way ticket. And there's only one."

They made me go to Africa and I would have to pay to come back. I would sue BIG time

funny

Ok that's hilaruous

10 Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to them "I was asleep"

Wouldn't work if your still in school

Laugh out loud this one is so funny! I was asleep, ya know... I had this great yawn and I just; dropped off! Soz, dude.

Will gonna work for sure..

The Contenders

11 Pretend you're gay

My friend told her ex she was lez (even though shes not) over text. I felt so bad for him.

Actually done this before lol

Hay... if its the reaction you want its the reaction youll get. It would work.

Lo this is hilarious I'm going to have my friend do this to his girlfriend

12 "Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped and so are you"

That made me laugh

About to do this to my girlfriend

Gonna do this to my boyfriend

Funny and witty

13 Walk by a pool and push them in then run and scream, "I don't think we should see each other!" Then look at their body like you want them back.
14 Slap them in the face and run

I've done this 27 times in my life

Totally doing this

It doesn't work

YES

15 Answer their call by saying "Hello? Oh, hey [name that isn't theirs], I think we should break up"

I would hurt someone if this ever happened to me most likely him!

I would be so mad if someone did this to me!

This I so mean but so funny!

Ouch...

16 Talk about another person the whole time you're with them

Maybe

yes

like shem!

17 Commit a crime and go to prison for a while

I add that it wouldn't work, cause once you go to prison you'll get another partner, now replace partner with "prison rapist", and replace "you'll get another" with "you'll get touched by a", yeah... , don't sound like a good thing to do.

Retarded, but could work.

18 "Our relationship is like a fat guy" [What!?] "It's not working out"

This is gold. who ever came up with this is a legend

19 Through a text

I did that

20 "I got my vision back and I think we should break up"

I would most definitely do this.

21 Go on her computer, write a letter on MS paint, wait for her to come back, and then leave whilst she reads it.

This is actually the most savage thing I've seen so far

Welcome to the internet.

22 Act really happy when you break up with them. Leave them thinking "WTH?"

I was happy so this was hilarious she started to cry but she broke up with me I was lost but still funny

I did that once laugh out loud

Going to do this today 😅

23 Say you're in love with a celebrity and you're going to find them

This wouldn't work - he'd never believe me if I told him I was in love with Lady Gaga!

Hey babe, I'm off to find my one true love
AL MOLINARO

24 Play Single Ladies in public and put your hands up

Haha that's funny

I would so do this

Yes

I did this to my boyfriend and he got pissed but I told him it was a joke😂 then 4 weeks after I found out he was cheating on me, I did the exact thing and he said, nice joke, I said like our relationship walked off and carried on playing d song😂 he was embarrassed

25 Accuse them of double dipping

Double dip again. See what happens.

Funny stuff right there

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