Top Ten Stupidest Things People Give Out for Halloween

Halloween is tomorrow. That's why I'm making a list of things people bring out that is unacceptable. So lets get started
The Top Ten
1 Floss

Fairy Floss is delicious but Dental Floss is terrible to give for Halloween.

Used flosses are much, much worse. I got that when I was a kid by an old lady.

2 Apples An apple is a sweet, edible fruit produced by an apple tree. Apple trees are cultivated worldwide and are the most widely grown species in the genus Malus.

Though, bobbing for apples is a fun game...

I would like an apple

No one wants apples

Toffee Apples are okay but plain apples are gross and stupid we can just buy them in shops

3 Religious Pamphlets

This is basically tricking children to do fun activities to spread religion once you think of it.

That's in bad taste to give out pamphlets on Halloween.

This old lady gave me a Christian Pamphlet,didn't give me any candy, and shut the door in my face. I later felt bad cus I didn't want it.

I got one once

4 Flowers

I'd only be very happy if I was given Lavender flowers.

Yes flowers. * Explodes*

5 Pencils

"You know, you probably have a hundred pencils at home, but this is SPECIAL! It glows!" The loser said as she gave me a pencil with a flashlight.

Pencils remind me of school. I hate school. I don't want to be reminded of school while I am trick-or-treating on Halloween night

6 Sour Candy

I'm sorry but I don't think it will be that good. I mean your lips will be sour making it hard to talk and eat other candys.

I like sour candy! At least it's better than giving apples for Halloween

Sour candy is the only type of candy I like!

I love sour candy.

7 Pennies

Pennies? Really? You people make me sick. And everyone else.

Pennies aren't candy. But they are extremely rare

What? Pennies aren't rare!

8 A Song

This one is very stupid. I mean a song? Come on people!

9 Toothbrush
10 To Pet a Dog

That's not something I bring home to my house. Its something when the dog will bite me and steal all my candy.

Excuse me guys as I throw up due to stupidness over people giving out stupid things to kids. * Barfs*

The Contenders
11 Advertisements

Who would want an advertisement?

12 Paper Clips
13 Cigarette Candy
14 Vegetables
15 Empty Plastic Bags

Who would give this

They have no-where to put their rubbish so they give them to you on Halloween night instead

16 AOL CDs
17 Cards to Parents
18 Tootsie Rolls

I would throw this through someone's window if they gave this to me

I am going to barf

19 Smarties Smarties are a colour-varied sugar-coated chocolate confectionery. They have been manufactured since 1937.

Eww. There so overrated and disgusting! Tell me, how do you enjoy them?!?!

They taste gross, but they are still candy unlike some of the things on this list

20 Small Cheap Toys
21 Granola Bars
22 Kisses
23 Dehydrated Army Food
24 Condoms
25 Rocks
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