Top 10 Stupidest Things People Give Out for Halloween
Halloween is tomorrow. That's why I'm making a list of things people bring out that is unacceptable. So lets get startedIt's a holiday to eat candy. We don't want something stupid like floss. If you do this, screw you.
Fairy floss is delicious, but dental floss is terrible to give for Halloween.
Used flosses are much, much worse. I got that when I was a kid by an old lady.
An apple is a sweet, edible fruit produced by an apple tree. Apple trees are cultivated worldwide and are the most widely grown species in the genus Malus. Toffee apples are okay, but plain apples are gross and stupid. We can just buy them in shops.
Though, bobbing for apples is a fun game.
This old lady gave me a Christian pamphlet, didn't give me any candy, and shut the door in my face. I later felt bad because I didn't want it.
This is basically tricking children to do fun activities to spread religion once you think of it.
That's in bad taste to give out pamphlets on Halloween.
I'd only be very happy if I was given lavender flowers.
"You know, you probably have a hundred pencils at home, but this is special! It glows!" the loser said as she gave me a pencil with a flashlight.
Pencils remind me of school. I hate school. I don't want to be reminded of school while I am trick-or-treating on Halloween night.
I'm sorry, but I don't think it will be that good. I mean, your lips will be sour, making it hard to talk and eat other candies.
Pennies? Really? You people make me sick. And everyone else.
This one is very stupid. I mean, a song? Come on, people!
Unless it's an ac/dc album like hell's bells.
Who would want an advertisement?
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That's not something I bring home to my house. It's something when the dog will bite me and steal all my candy.
If you give these out, you are the worst human being to ever walk the earth.
They have nowhere to put their rubbish, so they give them to you on Halloween night instead.
Smarties are a colour-varied sugar-coated chocolate confectionery. They have been manufactured since 1937. They taste gross, but they are still candy, unlike some of the things on this list.
Eww. They're so overrated and disgusting! Tell me, how do you enjoy them?!
I would throw this through someone's window if they gave this to me.
