Top Ten Jobs to Say You Have to Your Prospective Parents-in-law
The Top Ten
1 I'm currently working as a professional entertainment farter.
Want a demo, Ma? Pa?
2 I'm currently working as a hippo-slayer.
I kill 'em. I good, very good at that. Them suckers!
3 I'm currently working as a part-time murderer.
Do you desire a trial? Bring your bally progeny.
4 I'm currently working as a good-for-nothing.
5 I'm currently working as an advocate for the medicinal benefits of penguin toe nails.
Add some of the rot to the chicken fry the old ones made.
6 I'm currently working as a show off.
Yes, I do overtime...
7 I'm currently working as a slave-driver.
8 I'm currently working as an unemployed worker.
And I'm dashed good at it.
9 I'm currently working as your son-in-law.
10 I'm currently working as a pighead.
The Contenders
11 I'm currently working as a dog in a dog show.
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