Top 10 Reasons Why is Everyone Laughing at You

For whatever other reasons people laugh at me, it's not due to the lack of sense of humour of my parents!

But how'll they get to know about that?

Well excuse me! My house cost 700 billion dollars. It is bigger than all of the houses on my street combined. It is 9 stories and it has 89 bedrooms, 78 bathrooms, 4 kitchens, 76 living rooms, and it has a waterpark basement with 7 pools, 897 slides, 8 wave pools, and 238 tubes.