Top Ten Things Drunk Men Seem to Desire

In the words of Robin Williams, every man has a brain and a penis. When one is working, the other isn't.
The brain isn't exactly working when you're drunk.

sports isn't for anyone/everyone/everybody, sportswashing exists to dumb down & oversimplify the average person/joe to their most primitive form/self that being postponing the purpose of humanity & ones own humanity, ones own purpose/identity being never more & no longer more relevant via sportswashing, the average person is no different from the average sheep, those with integrity grow/grown up away from sports for sports isn't the only escape from reality for god created man to have multiple interests for a specific significant particular purpose & reason. sports being the only thing that is a "escape from reality" makes everyone individually & collectively the same person/individual with no diversity of uniqueness, god created man to create history, never to die for sport for sports decomposes the sanity of man in/into world war/warfare, mans insanity keeps wars & sports in business & in good company with each other, the moment you stop watching sports brings less wars & re-establish/establishes world peace & athletes/players individually & collectively have life/lives outside of sports throughout history fulfilling themselves & there families

I want this often, but I'm not drunk.