Top Ten Weirdest Things to Say at the Beginning of 2016

The Top Ten
1 Crappy New Year
2 Great... another disappointing year

I say it all the time

3 Happy 2009 everyone!

Happy 2009+7 everybody

4 Where's my midnight kiss?!

Your parents are probably kissing each other.

5 Time to break all my New Year's resolutions!

That, I think was the funniest. I always break my no sweets resolution.

I always break my get a girlfriend and not game as much resolutions

6 Ohhh...Ahhh...
7 Is that Lionel Richie?
8 I gotta go live tweet this
9 I love you floor

Haha I love this! Wonder just how many people actually said this?

10 Hillary 2016!
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11 What's the big deal. It's only 2016 in London and not Times Square

Oh, what's the big deal? Manila celebrates New Year first. And so do most East Asian countries.

12 It's 2016, suckahs!

I actually said this.

13 5 billion years until we all die!

That is what I said, not kidding...

14 I am still waiting for it to be new year throughout the globe

I said this one New Years before...

15 Why isn't the ball drop working
16 Happy 2068
17 Happy zoo year
18 Woof woof
19 I'm broke
20 I'm only here for the pizza
21 Jesus is 2016 years old
22 Happy birthday
23 School's out for the summer
24 Am I drunk? Naaaaah...

Don't drink and drive

25 I haven't showered since 2015.
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