Best Marge Simpson Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice. Yeesh!'" (Lisa's Wedding - Season 6)
2 "Well, most women will tell you that you're a fool to think you can change a man. But those women are quitters!" (Lisa's Date With Density - Season 8)
3 "What on Earth have you done! You've turned my maguppies into bazongas!" (Large Marge - Season 14)
4 "It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers. They make me madder than a... yak in heat" (The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show - Season 8)
5 "What about, Ghost Mutt?" (The Day The Violence Died - Season 7)
6 "I'm worried about the kids, Homie. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat" (The PTA Disbands - Season 6)
7 "Don't ask me! I'm just hair! Your head stopped eighteen inches ago!" (Scenes From A Class Struggle In Springfield - Season 7)
8 "Look Lisa, it's McGriff, the Crime Dog!" (The Springfield Connection - Season 6)
9 *whilst reading* "Parent's occupation... Please note that 'homemaker' is not allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid." Mmmm... (Bart on the Road - Season 7)
10 "Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is" (Stark Raving Dad - Season 3)

The Contenders

11 "I guess one person can make a difference, but most of the time, they probably shouldn't" (Itchy & Scratchy & Marge - Season 2)
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1. "You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice. Yeesh!'" (Lisa's Wedding - Season 6)
2. "Well, most women will tell you that you're a fool to think you can change a man. But those women are quitters!" (Lisa's Date With Density - Season 8)
3. "What on Earth have you done! You've turned my maguppies into bazongas!" (Large Marge - Season 14)
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