Best Marge Simpson Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice. Yeesh!'" (Lisa's Wedding - Season 6)

2 "Well, most women will tell you that you're a fool to think you can change a man. But those women are quitters!" (Lisa's Date With Density - Season 8)

You can't really change a man!

3 "What on Earth have you done! You've turned my maguppies into bazongas!" (Large Marge - Season 14)

4 "It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers. They make me madder than a... yak in heat" (The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show - Season 8)

5 "What about, Ghost Mutt?" (The Day The Violence Died - Season 7)

6 "I'm worried about the kids, Homie. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat" (The PTA Disbands - Season 6)

7 "Don't ask me! I'm just hair! Your head stopped eighteen inches ago!" (Scenes From A Class Struggle In Springfield - Season 7)

8 "Look Lisa, it's McGriff, the Crime Dog!" (The Springfield Connection - Season 6)

9 *whilst reading* "Parent's occupation... Please note that 'homemaker' is not allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid." Mmmm... (Bart on the Road - Season 7)

Marge should be a workaholic Mum as well as a stay at Home and Mom, both suit her!

10 "Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is" (Stark Raving Dad - Season 3)

Although Bart can act insane sometimes, he's still sane!

The Contenders

11 "I guess one person can make a difference, but most of the time, they probably shouldn't" (Itchy & Scratchy & Marge - Season 2)

12 "Throw the goddamn bomb" (The Simpsons Movie)

13 “Bart!”

Bart is one silly boy!

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