Top Ten Proofs the Illuminati is Real

Anyways these are theories on how the Illuminati is real. Warning. This may or may not be a really stupid list.
The Top Ten
1 Obama's Forehead is In the Shape of a Triangle

This is the best proof of the Illuminati's existence. Really?

The hell? Obama wouldn't be in the Order...Bush would!

Don't you think illuminati is just paranoia?

It's a perfect fit!

2 Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams

Just think. When the plane rammed into the twin towers it ran on jet fuel which explodes and jet fuel burns at 1200 degrees while steel beams burn and melt at 1800 degrees.

Regardless of what you believe about 9/11, what the hell does this have to do with the Illuminati?

3 There Are Triangles In the Nazi Swastika

Los Angeles at the public library does have their roof shaped as Pyramid. In Brbank there's an Eye of Horus on the roof (Inside).

So that means that the Illuminati controlled the Nazis? Why did they lose then?

I don't think so. Are you on drugs?

4 The USA Won Its Independence In a Way Too Convenient Year

Indeed. 1776 is too convenient a year. After all, they should have won it a few decades earlier or after or never at all. As you can tell, I'm definitely being serious and not sarcastic in any way, oh no!

I mean 1776? Way too convenient for that time...

Illuminati were German.

5 President Bush

He was a bad President, but surely he was more likely to be a bent politician than an Illuminati member.

So many things he did, 9/11, Katrina, and steal oil from Iraq to please his Illuminati overlords

I know we are no one to say this. But I really can't help saying that hell awaits this satan.

6 George Washington

Clearly. One of the founding fathers definitely was a part of the Illuminati. After all, it's not like he freed his country from tyrannical rule in the first place.

He is one of the founders of the Illuminati.

First normal mention

7 JFK Assassination

Lee Harvey Oswald was the only shooter, and whatever his motives may have been, how was he an Illuminati member? And if this was perpetrated by them, why have they let many of the conspiracy supporters (Jim Garrison, Alex Jones, much of the American public) stay alive?

All mainstream conspiracy theorists are psy-ops.

It was staged by the Illuminati.

I'm agree as hall

8 MkUltra
9 Red Scarf Deaths
10 Cuban Missile Crisis

Seriously, it would definitely have started if it wasn't for the Illuminati sparing the world. Thanks Illuminati!

The Contenders
11 Lady Gaga Videos

They may be bad, but surely not Illuminati proof. Again, why would they threaten their secrecy by pouring their subliminal messages into music videos? Besides, it wouldn't shock me that these alleged symbols and images were deliberately placed there by record companies to get these people to buy the music.

They are brainwashing teenage girls to become part of the illuminati

Really? Kinda dumb. No evidence. No proof. I really doubt this.

People are taking this list serious?

12 Human Trafficking
13 Triangles are Everywhere

Who cares gonna shout at the kid playing the triangle.

14 Collapse of the Soviet Union

The Soviet Union didn't want to join the illuminati. Then guess what happened.

Because the Soviet Union was such a lovely place to live in for many!

The Soviet Union was going to continue until "them" took them & their empire down

15 Red Shoe Club
16 The Back of the Dollar

No way,this is better proof Than the triangle on obama forehead,this is the real proof...

17 The pyramids of Egypt

They where built by illuminati

18 Apollo 11 Moon Landing (1969)
19 2016 2016 (MMXVI) was a leap year starting on Friday of the Gregorian calendar, the 2016th year of the Common Era (CE) and Anno Domini (AD) designations, the 16th year of the 3rd millennium, the 16th year of the 21st century, and the 7th year of the 2010s decade.

Celebrity death year.

20 Crop Circles
21 Isis

It's a joke, because no one should think it's real.

So illuminati is evil?

22 Triangle
23 Jay-Z, Lady Gaga and Beyonce all have an "EEE" sound in their name

And the Illuminati is trying to prove us wrong by saying "Illumi-Not-E"

24 The Two Triangle Star

The Two Triangle star has the triangle of pyramids and the triangle of eyes. The triangle of pyramids is Egypt, Turkey and Saudi Arabia. The triangle of eyes is Mediterranean Sea, Syria, and the Red Star. In the middle of the star is Israel. And the Isreal flag is the two triangle star.

Thank you, Ryan Higa.

How about everyone who thinks its real nowadays is an idiot.

25 Terrorist attacks
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