Top Ten Proofs the Illuminati is Real

Anyways these are theories on how the Illuminati is real. Warning. This may or may not be a really stupid list.

The Top Ten

1 Obama's Forehead is In the Shape of a Triangle

Illuminati are going to control the world...uh-oh spaghetti-Os

Don't you think illuminati is just paranoia?

This is the best proof of the Illuminati's existence. Really? - Mrveteran

The hell? Obama wouldn't be in the Order...Bush would!

2 Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams

Just think. When the plane rammed into the twin towers it ran on jet fuel which explodes and jet fuel burns at 1200 degrees while steel beams burn and melt at 1800 degrees. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Regardless of what you believe about 9/11, what the hell does this have to do with the Illuminati? - Mrveteran

3 There Are Triangles In the Nazi Swastika

You mean the symbol Hitler stole from the Buddhists?

So that means that the Illuminati controlled the Nazis? Why did they lose then? - Mrveteran

I don't think so. Are you on drugs?

Los Angeles at the public library does have their roof shaped as Pyramid. In Brbank there's an Eye of Horus on the roof (Inside).

4 The USA Won Its Independence In a Way Too Convenient Year

Illuminati were German.

Indeed. 1776 is too convenient a year. After all, they should have won it a few decades earlier or after or never at all. As you can tell, I'm definitely being serious and not sarcastic in any way, oh no! - Mrveteran

I mean 1776? Way too convenient for that time... - SirSkeletorThe3rd

5 President Bush

I know we are no one to say this. But I really can't help saying that hell awaits this satan.

He was a bad President, but surely he was more likely to be a bent politician than an Illuminati member. - Mrveteran

So many things he did, 9/11, Katrina, and steal oil from Iraq to please his Illuminati overlords - SirSkeletorThe3rd

6 George Washington

Clearly. One of the founding fathers definitely was a part of the Illuminati. After all, it's not like he freed his country from tyrannical rule in the first place. - Mrveteran

First normal mention

He is one of the founders of the Illuminati. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

7 JFK Assassination

I'm agree as hall - CedreticFomento

Lee Harvey Oswald was the only shooter, and whatever his motives may have been, how was he an Illuminati member? And if this was perpetrated by them, why have they let many of the conspiracy supporters (Jim Garrison, Alex Jones, much of the American public) stay alive? - Mrveteran

It was staged by the Illuminati. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

8 Cuban Missile Crisis

Seriously, it would definitely have started if it wasn't for the Illuminati sparing the world. Thanks Illuminati! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

9 Red Scarf Deaths
10 MkUltra

The Contenders

11 Lady Gaga Videos

People are taking this list serious? - Userguy44

Of course! If it's not true then why did Shawn Michaels hit The Sweet Chin Music on The Undertaker and still lose? How do The Patriots keep winning? How come so many people think Earth is flat now? How come the more crappy something is nowadays, the more popular it becomes? - RobertWisdom

This is stupid, stop being so pc.

They may be bad, but surely not Illuminati proof. Again, why would they threaten their secrecy by pouring their subliminal messages into music videos? Besides, it wouldn't shock me that these alleged symbols and images were deliberately placed there by record companies to get these people to buy the music. - Mrveteran

You don't understand? Illuminati want to 'TAKE OVER THE WORLD', which is a bit impossible, except when they have Mortar or Explosives. They sent this videos as a message or maybe... - Frost182

Really? Kinda dumb. No evidence. No proof. I really doubt this. - FennikenFan9

12 Human Trafficking
13 Collapse of the Soviet Union

The Soviet Union didn't want to join the illuminati. Then guess what happened.

Because the Soviet Union was such a lovely place to live in for many! - Mrveteran

14 Triangles are Everywhere

Who cares gonna shout at the kid playing the triangle.

15 The Back of the Dollar


No way,this is better proof Than the triangle on obama forehead,this is the real proof...

16 2016 2016 (MMXVI) was a leap year starting on Friday of the Gregorian calendar, the 2016th year of the Common Era (CE) and Anno Domini (AD) designations, the 16th year of the 3rd millennium, the 16th year of the 21st century, and the 7th year of the 2010s decade.

Celebrity death year.

17 Red Shoe Club
18 Jay-Z, Lady Gaga and Beyonce all have an "EEE" sound in their name

And did you know in UK Z is pronounced as Zed not Zee.

And the Illuminati is trying to prove us wrong by saying "Illumi-Not-E" - AlexImmortal420

19 The Two Triangle Star

How about everyone who thinks its real nowadays is an idiot.

The Two Triangle star has the triangle of pyramids and the triangle of eyes. The triangle of pyramids is Egypt, Turkey and Saudi Arabia. The triangle of eyes is Mediterranean Sea, Syria, and the Red Star. In the middle of the star is Israel. And the Isreal flag is the two triangle star.

Thank you, Ryan Higa. - AlexImmortal420

20 Crop Circles

Crop Charms.

21 The pyramids of Egypt

They where built by illuminati

22 Isis

It's a joke, because no one should think it's real.

So illuminati is evil? - Userguy44

23 Candy Corn Candy corn is a candy most often found in the United States and Canada, popular primarily around Halloween.

Oh my god the Illuminati were real but they were discontinued after losing a war to Germany in the 1800s - Unnamed Google User Remade

24 Triangle
25 George Soros George Soros, Hon FBA is a Hungarian-American investor, business magnate, philanthropist, political activist and author. Soros is one of the world's most successful investors.
26 All of Apple's Products Start with an "i"

The I in Apple stands for internet.

IPhone, iPad, iPod, iMac, iRaq. - AlexImmortal420

27 Music has changed after 1980s
28 Triangles in cartoons
29 Terrorist attacks
30 School Shootings
31 Apollo 11 Moon Landing (1969)
32 Revolution 9 - The Beatles

British band but you know the darkness of it.

33 I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
34 Boku No Pico Boku no Pico is an anime series of three OVA episodes created by Katsuhiko Takayama. It was released to DVD on September 17, 2006.
35 Mona the Vampire
36 Paranoia

Obviously that's why there is jokes on here.

37 M in MTV
38 Wall of Trump
39 Hoover Dam
40 Adam Weishaupt
41 Homer The Great


42 Titanic
43 Fear
44 2009
45 New Spongebob
46 The eye on ZZZap!

Old television comic show.
Americans wouldn't have heard of it probably.
How about the creepy bloke who was only one series 1 Tricky Dicky.
The only thing that scared me the most was no talking and the theatre the handymen were in the theatre with just hands what the?

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