Top Ten Proofs the Illuminati is Real

Anyways these are theories on how the Illuminati is real. Warning. This may or may not be a really stupid list.

The Top Ten

1 Obama's Forehead is In the Shape of a Triangle

This is the best proof of the Illuminati's existence. Really? - Mrveteran

This is a really stupid list - FennikenFan9

It's a perfect fit! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

I doubt this. - FennikenFan9

2 Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams

Just think. When the plane rammed into the twin towers it ran on jet fuel which explodes and jet fuel burns at 1200 degrees while steel beams burn and melt at 1800 degrees. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Regardless of what you believe about 9/11, what the hell does this have to do with the Illuminati? - Mrveteran

3 There Are Triangles In the Nazi Swastika

So that means that the Illuminati controlled the Nazis? Why did they lose then? - Mrveteran

Los Angeles at the public library does have their roof shaped as Pyramid. In Brbank there's an Eye of Horus on the roof (Inside).

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4 The USA Won Its Independence In a Way Too Convenient Year

Indeed. 1776 is too convenient a year. After all, they should have won it a few decades earlier or after or never at all. As you can tell, I'm definitely being serious and not sarcastic in any way, oh no! - Mrveteran

I mean 1776? Way too convenient for that time... - SirSkeletorThe3rd

5 President Bush

He was a bad President, but surely he was more likely to be a bent politician than an Illuminati member. - Mrveteran

So many things he did, 9/11, Katrina, and steal oil from Iraq to please his Illuminati overlords - SirSkeletorThe3rd

6 George Washington

Clearly. One of the founding fathers definitely was a part of the Illuminati. After all, it's not like he freed his country from tyrannical rule in the first place. - Mrveteran

First normal mention

He is one of the founders of the Illuminati. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

7 Cuban Missile Crisis

Seriously, it would definitely have started if it wasn't for the Illuminati sparing the world. Thanks Illuminati! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

8 JFK Assassination

Lee Harvey Oswald was the only shooter, and whatever his motives may have been, how was he an Illuminati member? And if this was perpetrated by them, why have they let many of the conspiracy supporters (Jim Garrison, Alex Jones, much of the American public) stay alive? - Mrveteran

It was staged by the Illuminati. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

9 Lady Gaga Videos

They may be bad, but surely not Illuminati proof. Again, why would they threaten their secrecy by pouring their subliminal messages into music videos? Besides, it wouldn't shock me that these alleged symbols and images were deliberately placed there by record companies to get these people to buy the music. - Mrveteran

You don't understand? Illuminati want to 'TAKE OVER THE WORLD', which is a bit impossible, except when they have Mortar or Explosives. They sent this videos as a message or maybe... - Frost182

Really? Kinda dumb. No evidence. No proof. I really doubt this. - FennikenFan9

They are brainwashing teenage girls to become part of the illuminati - SirSkeletorThe3rd

10 Collapse of the Soviet Union

Because the Soviet Union was such a lovely place to live in for many! - Mrveteran

The Soviet Union didn't want to join the illuminati. Then guess what happened.

The Contenders

11 Triangles are Everywhere
12 The Back of the Dollar

No way,this is better proof Than the triangle on obama forehead,this is the real proof...

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