Top Ten Proofs the Illuminati is RealSirSkeletorThe3rd Anyways these are theories on how the Illuminati is real. Warning. This may or may not be a really stupid list.
The Top Ten
Illuminati are going to control the world...uh-oh spaghetti-Os
Don't you think illuminati is just paranoia?
The hell? Obama wouldn't be in the Order...Bush would!
This is the best proof of the Illuminati's existence. Really? - MrveteranV 3 Comments
Just think. When the plane rammed into the twin towers it ran on jet fuel which explodes and jet fuel burns at 1200 degrees while steel beams burn and melt at 1800 degrees. - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Regardless of what you believe about 9/11, what the hell does this have to do with the Illuminati? - Mrveteran
You mean the symbol Hitler stole from the Buddhists?
So that means that the Illuminati controlled the Nazis? Why did they lose then? - Mrveteran
I don't think so. Are you on drugs?
Los Angeles at the public library does have their roof shaped as Pyramid. In Brbank there's an Eye of Horus on the roof (Inside).
Indeed. 1776 is too convenient a year. After all, they should have won it a few decades earlier or after or never at all. As you can tell, I'm definitely being serious and not sarcastic in any way, oh no! - Mrveteran
I mean 1776? Way too convenient for that time... - SirSkeletorThe3rd
I know we are no one to say this. But I really can't help saying that hell awaits this satan.
He was a bad President, but surely he was more likely to be a bent politician than an Illuminati member. - Mrveteran
So many things he did, 9/11, Katrina, and steal oil from Iraq to please his Illuminati overlords - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Clearly. One of the founding fathers definitely was a part of the Illuminati. After all, it's not like he freed his country from tyrannical rule in the first place. - Mrveteran
First normal mention
He is one of the founders of the Illuminati. - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Lee Harvey Oswald was the only shooter, and whatever his motives may have been, how was he an Illuminati member? And if this was perpetrated by them, why have they let many of the conspiracy supporters (Jim Garrison, Alex Jones, much of the American public) stay alive? - Mrveteran
It was staged by the Illuminati. - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Seriously, it would definitely have started if it wasn't for the Illuminati sparing the world. Thanks Illuminati! - SirSkeletorThe3rd
People are taking this list serious? - Userguy44
Of course! If it's not true then why did Shawn Michaels hit The Sweet Chin Music on The Undertaker and still lose? How do The Patriots keep winning? How come so many people think Earth is flat now? How come the more crappy something is nowadays, the more popular it becomes? - RobertWisdom
This is stupid, stop being so pc.
They may be bad, but surely not Illuminati proof. Again, why would they threaten their secrecy by pouring their subliminal messages into music videos? Besides, it wouldn't shock me that these alleged symbols and images were deliberately placed there by record companies to get these people to buy the music. - Mrveteran
You don't understand? Illuminati want to 'TAKE OVER THE WORLD', which is a bit impossible, except when they have Mortar or Explosives. They sent this videos as a message or maybe... - Frost182
Really? Kinda dumb. No evidence. No proof. I really doubt this. - FennikenFan9V 1 Comment
The Soviet Union didn't want to join the illuminati. Then guess what happened.
Because the Soviet Union was such a lovely place to live in for many! - Mrveteran
Who cares gonna shout at the kid playing the triangle.
No way,this is better proof Than the triangle on obama forehead,this is the real proof...
Celebrity death year.
And did you know in UK Z is pronounced as Zed not Zee.
And the Illuminati is trying to prove us wrong by saying "Illumi-Not-E" - AlexImmortal420
How about everyone who thinks its real nowadays is an idiot.
The Two Triangle star has the triangle of pyramids and the triangle of eyes. The triangle of pyramids is Egypt, Turkey and Saudi Arabia. The triangle of eyes is Mediterranean Sea, Syria, and the Red Star. In the middle of the star is Israel. And the Isreal flag is the two triangle star.
Thank you, Ryan Higa. - AlexImmortal420
They where built by illuminati
The I in Apple stands for internet.
IPhone, iPad, iPod, iMac, iRaq. - AlexImmortal420
So illuminati is evil? - Userguy44
British band but you know the darkness of it.
Obviously that's why there is jokes on here.
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3. Human Trafficking
2. Obama's Forehead is In the Shape of a Triangle
3. The USA Won Its Independence In a Way Too Convenient Year