Top Ten Questions to Ask People About SpongeBob SquarePants Characters

The Top Ten
1 Spongebob Squarepants Or Patrick Star?

Both are unique and have good personalities. But if it came down to a life or death situation where I HAD to choose one I would choose Spongebob

I would choose both. There is no way I could choose between spongebob and patrick

Patrick. He's too funny.

2 Squidward Tentacles Or Gary the Snail?

Squidward... He is one of the only good characters, along with these other survivors:
Gary, Plankton and Larry

Squidward, because Gary is barely in any episodes...

Squidward. Because I love art just like him.

Squidward

3 Sandy Cheeks Or Plankton?
4 Mr. Krabs Or Pearl?
5 The Flying Dutchman Or DoodleBob?
6 Mermaid Man Or Barnacle Boy?
7 Fred Rechid Or Old Man Jenkins?

Fred. He's hilarious.

8 Mrs Puff Or Bubble Buddy?
9 Larry the Lobster Or The Tattletale Strangler?
10 Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen Or Man Ray?
The Contenders
11 Modern SpongeBob or Modern Squidward?

Modern SpongeBob. He is still the same SpongeBob in my book. Modern Squidward is just a piece of trash. His fandom wants him to get way too much screentime, they will continue to defend him even after the second movie, they always call the episodes where he's tortured as "Squidward Torture Porns" (Seriously, what kind of a thing is that? ), I personally think that Squidward should get beaten up depending on what episode he appears in, and I'm tired of modern SpongeBob hatebrats saying "Boo! Aaron Springer and Richard Pursel hate Squidward! ", "Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, and Doug Lawrence are all terrible writers that deserve to go to Hell! ", "Vincent Waller and Paul Tibbit destroyed the show! ", and "SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs aren't what they used to be! ". That sort of stuff. That is why Modern SpongeBob beats Modern Squidward by a long shot.

Modern Squidward. Both had really bad moments, but Modern SpongeBob had more of those.

Both are annoying in their own way but Modern Squidward is overall worse

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