Top Ten Questions to Ask People About SpongeBob SquarePants Characters

The Top Ten

Spongebob Squarepants Or Patrick Star?

Patrick Star. Is mayonnaise an instrument? - IceBearRules

Patrick. He's too funny. - Userguy44

Patrick Star. - MeeMeeCandy777

Both are unique and have good personalities. But if it came down to a life or death situation where I HAD to choose one I would choose Spongebob - Randomator

Squidward Tentacles Or Gary the Snail?

Squidward, because Gary is barely in any episodes...

Squidward. Because I love art just like him. - MeeMeeCandy777

Squidward - Userguy44

Squidward... He is one of the only good characters, along with these other survivors:
Gary, Plankton and Larry - DapperPickle

Sandy Cheeks Or Plankton?
Mr. Krabs Or Pearl?

Mr. Krabs. - Userguy44

The Flying Dutchman Or DoodleBob?
Mermaid Man Or Barnacle Boy?

Mermaid Man - Jasmine21064

Barnacle Boy. - Userguy44

Fred Rechid Or Old Man Jenkins?

Fred. He's hilarious. - Userguy44

Mrs Puff Or Bubble Buddy?
Larry the Lobster Or The Tattletale Strangler?
Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen Or Man Ray?

The Contenders

Modern SpongeBob or Modern Squidward?

Modern Spongebob. I disliked Modern Squidward more, especially in episodes like Little Yellow Book. - Jasmine21064

Both are annoying in their own way but Modern Squidward is overall worse - Randomator

Modern SpongeBob. He is still the same SpongeBob in my book. Modern Squidward is just a piece of trash. His fandom wants him to get way too much screentime, they will continue to defend him even after the second movie, they always call the episodes where he's tortured as "Squidward Torture Porns" (Seriously, what kind of a thing is that? ), I personally think that Squidward should get beaten up depending on what episode he appears in, and I'm tired of modern SpongeBob hatebrats saying "Boo! Aaron Springer and Richard Pursel hate Squidward! ", "Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, and Doug Lawrence are all terrible writers that deserve to go to Hell! ", "Vincent Waller and Paul Tibbit destroyed the show! ", and "SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs aren't what they used to be! ". That sort of stuff. That is why Modern SpongeBob beats Modern Squidward by a long shot.

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