Questions We'd Like to Ask God When We Die

So... Now you're face-to-face with the Great Man Himself. What's the first question you would ask Him? Add anything you like; random, funny, serious... Anything goes!

The Top Ten

1 If we are all your children, why did you favour Jesus?

I've wondered and debated this for years! - Britgirl

I like jesus but its still favouring

2 Who's your boss?

We all have to answer to someone, right? - Britgirl

3 Do you like Black Metal?

"Yes! Would you like to hear my favourite album by Rotting Christ? " - Britgirl

4 Do you believe in God?

You'd want to know if he believes in Himself, wouldn't you? Well, wouldn't you? - Britgirl

Reminds me of the God debate in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Look up the babelfish. - PositronWildhawk

5 Would you accept Justin Bieber here?

God would probably make another supernatural dimension for him and the likes of Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne and so on. Heaven will not accept these discordant fellows (or they must stop singing or whatever), and they would prove to be too much for a torture therapy in the hell. So let they be in peace in their own world! - Kiteretsunu


Would love to see His body language when He answers this... - Britgirl

6 Am I dead?!

Well no harm in being curious laugh out loud! - Curti2594

Although you'd probably already know the answer, there's no harm in a second opinion, is there? - Britgirl

7 If you wasn't God, what, who would you be?

I often wonder if He'd rather be a film star or a great philosopher, or writer... ? Instead of an agony uncle... - Britgirl

A construction foreman, perhaps? - PetSounds

8 Do I get to chose who and what I come back as?

I'd want to come back as a better me. - Britgirl

9 Are you god? Prove it!
10 Is my old neighbour Ada here? If she is, can I be sent somewhere nicer, like hell?

I just realized, heaven would be a lot like hell. Just think, if all your worst enemies are Christian, that means they would be in heaven with you. And since there is no sin in heaven, you would basically become a mindless robot! At least in hell you can be free. - SammySpore

PLEASE send me down for thoughts I harbour of a sweet old lady... - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 Will our fantasies come true up here?
12 What's the point/answer to/of life?

We all want to know, right?!

13 Can I get takeaway up here?

Hot Madras *SLURP* Yes, I have some of that! - Britgirl

14 If you play dice with the universe, how often do you win?
15 Is this the place where all the lost odd socks, keys, and watches end up?

Ever lose something that you never find again? Heaven may have it! - Britgirl

16 Could you create a rock so heavy that you can't move it?

It would prove that he isn't omnipotent

17 Did you cameo in The Simpsons?
18 Can we still love up here?
19 Exactly what are you and where are we?
20 Why am I fat?
21 How long am I here?
22 Are there drinking limitations here?
23 How come you never reveal yourself to us?
24 What is the meaning of life?

I guess 42, I think. - PerfectImpulseX

25 Is being Protestant a sin?
26 Am I still alive?
27 Why can't I feel my legs?
28 Am I on drugs?
29 How would I be here if my personality was different, If I had a personality, then had amnesia would the first or second personality be here, or would it be a mutual mix?

Hey I still don't understand how this would work.

30 Why did you kill all those innocent children and babies?

Lol yeah he did,

31 Is marijuana legal up here?
32 Why did you make us primates?

Has anyone else ever thought of this?

33 Are you actually a dog because your name is 'dog' backwards?
34 Wouldn't it have been much fairer to women if you made Jesus (your one and only son) female
35 What if you made us reptiles instead of mammals?
36 Does Jesus always play around with a slingshot in heaven?

There's a stereotype that Palestinians always use slingshots as weapons.

37 Could you imagine how disastrous it would've been if Jesus really was white?
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Top Remixes

1. Do you like Black Metal?
2. Am I dead?!
3. Are you god? Prove it!
1. If we are all your children, why did you favour Jesus?
2. Do I get to chose who and what I come back as?
3. Who's your boss?
1. If you play dice with the universe, how often do you win?
2. If we are all your children, why did you favour Jesus?
3. Who's your boss?


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