Questions We'd Like to Ask God When We Die

So... Now you're face-to-face with the Great Man Himself. What's the first question you would ask Him? Add anything you like; random, funny, serious... Anything goes!

The Top Ten

1 If we are all your children, why did you favour Jesus?

I've wondered and debated this for years! - Britgirl

I like jesus but its still favouring

2 Who's your boss?

We all have to answer to someone, right? - Britgirl

Zeus or Nammu?

3 Do you believe in God?

You'd want to know if he believes in Himself, wouldn't you? Well, wouldn't you? - Britgirl

Reminds me of the God debate in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Look up the babelfish. - PositronWildhawk

4 Do I get to chose who and what I come back as?

I'd want to come back as a better me. - Britgirl

5 Is my old neighbour Ada here? If she is, can I be sent somewhere nicer, like hell?

SammySpore I don't think Heaven would be like how its described in the Bible.
"Sinners" (as Christians call them) would be allowed you don't think a loving God would really let babies who had an unfortunate death would go to Hell, then atheists, people with a different religion. Just because they don't believe they would perish in a lake of fire.

I just realized, heaven would be a lot like hell. Just think, if all your worst enemies are Christian, that means they would be in heaven with you. And since there is no sin in heaven, you would basically become a mindless robot! At least in hell you can be free. - SammySpore

PLEASE send me down for thoughts I harbour of a sweet old lady... - Britgirl

6 If you wasn't God, what, who would you be?

I often wonder if He'd rather be a film star or a great philosopher, or writer... ? Instead of an agony uncle... - Britgirl

A construction foreman, perhaps? - PetSounds

7 Can I get takeaway up here?

Hot Madras *SLURP* Yes, I have some of that! - Britgirl

8 If you play dice with the universe, how often do you win?
9 Would you accept Justin Bieber here?

Would you send the haters of Justin Bieber to Hell.

He is just a pop star.
You just use him as hate.

God would probably make another supernatural dimension for him and the likes of Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne and so on. Heaven will not accept these discordant fellows (or they must stop singing or whatever), and they would prove to be too much for a torture therapy in the hell. So let they be in peace in their own world! - Kiteretsunu

Would love to see His body language when He answers this... - Britgirl

10 Is this the place where all the lost odd socks, keys, and watches end up?

Ever lose something that you never find again? Heaven may have it! - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 Did you cameo in The Simpsons?
12 Why am I fat?

Bye bye medications when no-deal Brexit happens.
It will be on my question list with Exactly what are you and where are we?
Also there was too much conflict to believe in you, so people cannot send themselves there.

13 Am I dead?!

Well no harm in being curious laugh out loud! - Curti2594

Although you'd probably already know the answer, there's no harm in a second opinion, is there? - Britgirl

14 Exactly what are you and where are we?

That is a question I'd ask straight away if God and Heaven are real.
I'd be questioning him, like do I have to burn for not believing, there is too much conflict on earth to believe.

15 How long am I here?

I heard it was eternity.
The second Heaven could be about population because would a loving god allow people who don't believe in hell go there. that's just cruel and an evil belief.

16 Do you like Black Metal?

"Yes! Would you like to hear my favourite album by Rotting Christ? " - Britgirl

17 How come you never reveal yourself to us?

YEAH! I mean look around all the atheists, other religions than Christianity.

18 What is the meaning of life?

I guess 42, I think. - PerfectImpulseX

19 Are there drinking limitations here?
20 Will our fantasies come true up here?
21 Why did you kill all those innocent children and babies?

Was the Bible just made by man, but there is so many mysteries of the world and space so God goes in the maybe and the Bible is no its outdated.

Lol yeah he did,

22 Is marijuana legal up here?

Possibly.

23 Are you actually a dog because your name is 'dog' backwards?

That goes with asking him "What are you? "

24 Is the Bible man made?

Like there is a lot of far fetched and some rubbish no offense.

25 Can we be reincarnated?

But not as a stupid fly or spider.
Same for plant.
Human or some other animal maybe a wild animal.

Reincarnation no longer a Millennial...but the generation might get hatred too d'oh.
Maybe an elephant.
A bee ok I know stupid one but they need to exist even if they are irritating.

26 Does Heaven have a Toys R Us?

The biggest with all your childhood toys, and that Ferris wheel you had in New York.

27 Is being Protestant a sin?
28 Can we still love up here?
29 Am I still alive?
30 Why can't I feel my legs?
31 Am I on drugs?
32 What's the point/answer to/of life?

We all want to know, right?!

33 How would I be here if my personality was different, If I had a personality, then had amnesia would the first or second personality be here, or would it be a mutual mix?

Who are you gonna call?

Hmmm I'm going with Summerland.

Hey I still don't understand how this would work.

34 Could you create a rock so heavy that you can't move it?

It would prove that he isn't omnipotent

35 Are you god? Prove it!
36 Why did you make us primates?

Has anyone else ever thought of this?

37 Wouldn't it have been much fairer to women if you made Jesus (your one and only son) female
38 What if you made us reptiles instead of mammals?
39 Does Jesus always play around with a slingshot in heaven?

There's a stereotype that Palestinians always use slingshots as weapons.

40 Could you imagine how disastrous it would've been if Jesus really was white?
41 Did Satan kill the dinosaurs?

Um for anyone who doesn't think human and dinosaurs lived together and dinosaurs went extinct before our times.

42 Any other Gods around?
43 Do people like Jack Chick go to hell?
44 Who is your dad?

That's if any other Gods around here.
Possibly Poseidon or Zeus.
If not then Roman or Egyptian.

45 Is answering prayers difficult work?

Watch Bruce Almighty.

46 Are you Caucasian? Is your son?
47 Are you Nammu?
48 When is the Rapture?

God should just tell people who want to know or is it just made up by Christian extremists.

49 Do you have a great sense of humour?

I mean do you think God laughs at the Bible jokes.

50 Who are the false Gods?

Ten Commandments.

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