Questions We'd Like to Ask God When We DieSo... Now you're face-to-face with the Great Man Himself. What's the first question you would ask Him? Add anything you like; random, funny, serious... Anything goes!
The Top Ten
I've wondered and debated this for years! - Britgirl
I like jesus but its still favouring
We all have to answer to someone, right? - Britgirl
Zeus or Nammu?
You'd want to know if he believes in Himself, wouldn't you? Well, wouldn't you? - Britgirl
Reminds me of the God debate in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Look up the babelfish. - PositronWildhawk
I'd want to come back as a better me. - Britgirl
SammySpore I don't think Heaven would be like how its described in the Bible.
"Sinners" (as Christians call them) would be allowed you don't think a loving God would really let babies who had an unfortunate death would go to Hell, then atheists, people with a different religion. Just because they don't believe they would perish in a lake of fire.
I just realized, heaven would be a lot like hell. Just think, if all your worst enemies are Christian, that means they would be in heaven with you. And since there is no sin in heaven, you would basically become a mindless robot! At least in hell you can be free. - SammySpore
PLEASE send me down for thoughts I harbour of a sweet old lady... - Britgirl
I often wonder if He'd rather be a film star or a great philosopher, or writer... ? Instead of an agony uncle... - Britgirl
A construction foreman, perhaps? - PetSounds
Hot Madras *SLURP* Yes, I have some of that! - Britgirl
Would you send the haters of Justin Bieber to Hell.
He is just a pop star.
You just use him as hate.
God would probably make another supernatural dimension for him and the likes of Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne and so on. Heaven will not accept these discordant fellows (or they must stop singing or whatever), and they would prove to be too much for a torture therapy in the hell. So let they be in peace in their own world! - Kiteretsunu
Would love to see His body language when He answers this... - Britgirl
Ever lose something that you never find again? Heaven may have it! - Britgirl
Bye bye medications when no-deal Brexit happens.
It will be on my question list with Exactly what are you and where are we?
Also there was too much conflict to believe in you, so people cannot send themselves there.
Well no harm in being curious laugh out loud! - Curti2594
Although you'd probably already know the answer, there's no harm in a second opinion, is there? - Britgirl
That is a question I'd ask straight away if God and Heaven are real.
I'd be questioning him, like do I have to burn for not believing, there is too much conflict on earth to believe.
I heard it was eternity.
The second Heaven could be about population because would a loving god allow people who don't believe in hell go there. that's just cruel and an evil belief.
"Yes! Would you like to hear my favourite album by Rotting Christ? " - Britgirl
YEAH! I mean look around all the atheists, other religions than Christianity.
I guess 42, I think. - PerfectImpulseX
Was the Bible just made by man, but there is so many mysteries of the world and space so God goes in the maybe and the Bible is no its outdated.
Lol yeah he did,
That goes with asking him "What are you? "
Like there is a lot of far fetched and some rubbish no offense.
But not as a stupid fly or spider.
Same for plant.
Human or some other animal maybe a wild animal.
Reincarnation no longer a Millennial...but the generation might get hatred too d'oh.
Maybe an elephant.
A bee ok I know stupid one but they need to exist even if they are irritating.
The biggest with all your childhood toys, and that Ferris wheel you had in New York.
We all want to know, right?!
Who are you gonna call?
Hmmm I'm going with Summerland.
Hey I still don't understand how this would work.
It would prove that he isn't omnipotent
Has anyone else ever thought of this?
There's a stereotype that Palestinians always use slingshots as weapons.
Um for anyone who doesn't think human and dinosaurs lived together and dinosaurs went extinct before our times.
That's if any other Gods around here.
Possibly Poseidon or Zeus.
If not then Roman or Egyptian.
Watch Bruce Almighty.
God should just tell people who want to know or is it just made up by Christian extremists.
I mean do you think God laughs at the Bible jokes.