Questions We'd Like to Ask God When We Die

So... Now you're face-to-face with the Great Man Himself. What's the first question you would ask Him? Add anything you like; random, funny, serious... Anything goes!
The Top Ten
1 If we are all your children, why did you favour Jesus?

I've wondered and debated this for years!

2 Who's your boss?

We all have to answer to someone, right?

3 Do you believe in God?

You'd want to know if he believes in Himself, wouldn't you? Well, wouldn't you?

Reminds me of the God debate in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Look up the babelfish.

4 If you play dice with the universe, how often do you win?
5 If you weren't God, what, who would you be?

I often wonder if He'd rather be a film star or a great philosopher, or writer... ? Instead of an agony uncle...

A construction foreman, perhaps?

6 Did you cameo in The Simpsons?
7 Is my old neighbour Ada here? If she is, can I be sent somewhere nicer, like hell?

I just realized, heaven would be a lot like hell. Just think, if all your worst enemies are Christian, that means they would be in heaven with you. And since there is no sin in heaven, you would basically become a mindless robot! At least in hell you can be free.

PLEASE send me down for thoughts I harbour of a sweet old lady...

8 Do I get to chose who and what I come back as?

I'd want to come back as a better me.

9 Why am I fat?

Bye bye medications when no-deal Brexit happens.
It will be on my question list with Exactly what are you and where are we?
Also there was too much conflict to believe in you, so people cannot send themselves there.

10 How long am I here?

I heard it was eternity.
The second Heaven could be about population because would a loving god allow people who don't believe in hell go there. that's just cruel and an evil belief.

The Contenders
11 Can I get takeaway up here?
12 Is this the place where all the lost odd socks, keys, and watches end up?

Ever lose something that you never find again? Heaven may have it!

13 Are there drinking limitations here?
14 Exactly what are you?

That is a question I'd ask straight away if God and Heaven are real.
I'd be questioning him, like do I have to burn for not believing, there is too much conflict on earth to believe.

15 Do you like black metal?

"Yes! Would you like to hear my favourite album by Rotting Christ? "

16 Is marijuana legal up here?
17 Are you actually a dog because your name is 'dog' backwards?

That goes with asking him "What are you? "

18 How come you never reveal yourself to us?

YEAH! I mean look around all the atheists, other religions than Christianity.

19 Am I dead?!

Although you'd probably already know the answer, there's no harm in a second opinion, is there?

Well no harm in being curious laugh out loud!

20 Is being Protestant a sin?
21 Will our fantasies come true up here?
22 Why did you kill all those innocent children and babies?

Was the Bible just made by man, but there is so many mysteries of the world and space so God goes in the maybe and the Bible is no its outdated.

23 Is the Bible man made?

Like there is a lot of far fetched and some rubbish no offense.

24 Can we be reincarnated?

Reincarnation no longer a Millennial...but the generation might get hatred too d'oh.
Maybe an elephant.
A bee ok I know stupid one but they need to exist even if they are irritating.

But not as a stupid fly or spider.
Same for plant.
Human or some other animal maybe a wild animal.

25 Does Heaven have a Toys R Us?

The biggest with all your childhood toys, and that Ferris wheel you had in New York.

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