Questions We'd Like to Ask God When We DieBritgirl So... Now you're face-to-face with the Great Man Himself. What's the first question you would ask Him? Add anything you like; random, funny, serious... Anything goes!
The Top Ten
I've wondered and debated this for years! - Britgirl
I like jesus but its still favouring
We all have to answer to someone, right? - Britgirl
"Yes! Would you like to hear my favourite album by Rotting Christ? " - Britgirl
You'd want to know if he believes in Himself, wouldn't you? Well, wouldn't you? - Britgirl
Reminds me of the God debate in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Look up the babelfish. - PositronWildhawk
God would probably make another supernatural dimension for him and the likes of Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne and so on. Heaven will not accept these discordant fellows (or they must stop singing or whatever), and they would prove to be too much for a torture therapy in the hell. So let they be in peace in their own world! - Kiteretsunu
Would love to see His body language when He answers this... - Britgirl
Well no harm in being curious laugh out loud! - Curti2594
Although you'd probably already know the answer, there's no harm in a second opinion, is there? - Britgirl
I often wonder if He'd rather be a film star or a great philosopher, or writer... ? Instead of an agony uncle... - Britgirl
A construction foreman, perhaps? - PetSounds
I'd want to come back as a better me. - Britgirl
I just realized, heaven would be a lot like hell. Just think, if all your worst enemies are Christian, that means they would be in heaven with you. And since there is no sin in heaven, you would basically become a mindless robot! At least in hell you can be free. - SammySpore
PLEASE send me down for thoughts I harbour of a sweet old lady... - Britgirl
We all want to know, right?!
Hot Madras *SLURP* Yes, I have some of that! - Britgirl
Ever lose something that you never find again? Heaven may have it! - Britgirl
It would prove that he isn't omnipotent
Hey I still don't understand how this would work.
Lol yeah he did,
Has anyone else ever thought of this?
There's a stereotype that Palestinians always use slingshots as weapons.
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2. Am I dead?!
3. Are you god? Prove it!
2. Do I get to chose who and what I come back as?
3. Who's your boss?
2. If we are all your children, why did you favour Jesus?
3. Who's your boss?