Top Ten Most Random Things That Could Happen On an Average Day

The Top Ten

1 Micheal Jackson Comes for a Visit
2 Jesus Christ Eats at Burger King

That would be cool - Pony

W8 forgot Michael was dead, so that would be kinda freaky

...WOULD be cool...ish.

3 Somebody Explodes Out of Nowhere

"So, what do you think of that new movie, I think-" KABOOM! - DapperPickle

That would be kinda creepy

4 A Bear Dances Gangnam Style
5 You See Justin Bieber Get Shot

Not like we mind.

6 The World Goes In Slow-Motion

That would be weird. - RiverClanRocks

7 The World Loses Oxygen for 5 Seconds

OH HELL NO.

8 Someone Asks You "Have You Seen My Pet Sock?"
9 You Smell a Fart So Smelly Your Nose Explodes
10 A Guy In a Batman Suit Is Runs Down the Street Going Nanananana Batman!

I could see someone doing this. - RiverClanRocks

The Contenders

11 You See a Dapper Pickle In the Middle of the Street

Sir Pickleton III

12 Marilyn Manson Mows Your Lawn

Get off my lawn!

13 You fall off a cliff

Me 24/7.

14 Someone throws a Justin Bieber CD at you

So you are calling me trash? That is where the CD belongs.

15 A tragic event happens
16 You realize that you are taking forever in typing up a TheTopTens list, and you missed your train stop. You are no longer in New York. You are in South Africa, and you have no clue how you got there.

What IS DIS

17 You realize as you are making a list you didn't do part of your homework
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