Top Ten Random Things to Yell Before You Slap Someone

A list of random things to yell right before you slap some random person.

The Top Ten

This is for Larry!

Damn Larry. He always gets his way. - Puga

I wil avenge you larry!

I told this to my sister and slapped her foot but I said Why did you eat Larry? @ - AnonymousChick

Bob: This is for Larry! *slaps*

I like pie!

I actually like pie my cats are so cute and It is not the best thing about this and the first place to sleep is the most important part of the room and my sister is the only thing that would have been the most important thing is that the government has said that he had been in a statement that he had been a long while in the toilets.

I died. This is an awesome list - AnonymousChick

Or you could go more specific and say I like PUMPKIN pie! - Lina1028

This list is so funny. I LIKE PIE! (Slaps a person) - Powerfulgirl10

How could you!

Haha this list is amazing! To walk -no, sorry - STRIDE up to some random person, scream "How COULD you? " right before the mother of all slaps, would be hilarious! I'd like to do this to an unsuspecting girl's boyfriend! Haha! And maybe follow it up up with "What's to become of me and the baby?! " - Britgirl

I love saying this for no reason. - EpicJake

Because REASONS - Nateawesomeness


This is the sound of one hand clapping!

That would be funny. This list is going on my favorites

Lol. I like this one!

It really is. LOL!


Mom loves me more!

What if your not slapping your brother - Nateawesomeness

The mums always choose the young bitches... - Nateawesomeness

In your face!

This list is hilarious! You made my day! - Userguy44

In your face! is my hand - Nateawesomeness

My baseball bat on your face! Let's go Lucille! - TriggerTrashKid

I love saying this. - EpicJake

Give me back my baby!

Enter King Solomon to settle the dispute.

Imagine if a three year old does that...

What baby do you mean, meh lady?

Your baby? Weren't you v...?

Get a job!

SpongeBob should have done this to Squidward in that one episode. - nintendofan126

Go get a job right now! (Slaps person) - Powerfulgirl10

This makes me thinking about that Offspring song. - Userguy44

Possibly a nose job. - keycha1n

This is Sparta!

Leonidas 's eyes Popping out and yelling - THIS IS SPARTA! - Ananya

No, this is Earth. - TriggerTrashKid

YES! WHO ADDED THIS! Give him/her a medal! - letdot52

Lol that's from 300 you should whatch the clip

He/She's mine!

Depends on your gender - letdot52

And he's also mine,to slap - Nateawesomeness

The Contenders

Firmly grasp it!

Lol, another SpongeBob reference. - Pegasister12

Lol. I need to hear someone shout this. - Powerfulgirl10

Yes, grasp it, and then slap it. - IronSabbathPriest

There's more where that came from!

. Yes. - Powerfulgirl10


My mind went elsewhere...;) :P - Ananya

Falcon Slap!

This should be captain Falcons final smash - Nateawesomeness

This list is priceless! - Powerfulgirl10

ha ha ha - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995


Allahu Akbar!

ALLAHU AKBAR! * insert Chuck Norris giving everyone a round house kick in the stomach and explosions * - IceFoxPlayz

Allhu akbar...(slaps someone) BOOM


This is AWESOME! - TriggerTrashKid

It's not my penguin!

My penguin is fluffier than yours and you damn well know it! - PositronWildhawk

Nor does this penguin belongs to Larry. So once again, this is for Larry! - Kiteretsunu

It's mine because I actually care for it! -slaps - Nateawesomeness

Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as pickle fish lips!

Another SpongeBob reference

Experience the ghetto!

I will do this to everybody I know!

Hah... I'm going to do that some time.

Beat me up sis

Because I'm Batman

This one got me laughing. - Pegasister12

I done that once to someone - Batmaniscole

I'm batman. - TriggerTrashKid

Kid: Why would you do this to me?!
Me: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! (Slaps kid) - Powerfulgirl10

Buy me a sparkly unicorn!

No,Walmart is closed,but target is open,but you're the target - Nateawesomeness

I like slaps.

If they ask why after they slap you say" because I hate you "

What color is my underwear?!

SpongeBob, let me handle this!

Pinky Pinky Diaper! - TriggerTrashKid


Let me slap you or else I will slap you!

Both will result in being slapped anyway. - Powerfulgirl10

Let's me tickle you or I'll tickle you. - AlphaQ

My future wife who I don't know told me to do this!
Shut up when I'm talking to you!

Linkin Park - One Step Closer reference? - Userguy44

I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy!
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