Top Ten Random Things to Yell Before You Slap Someone

A list of random things to yell right before you slap some random person.
The Top Ten
1 This is for Larry!

I told this to my sister and slapped her foot but I said Why did you eat Larry? @

What was? You haven't slapped him/her yet.

Damn Larry. He always gets his way.

I'm adding this list to my favorites

2 I like pie!

I actually like pie my cats are so cute and It is not the best thing about this and the first place to sleep is the most important part of the room and my sister is the only thing that would have been the most important thing is that the government has said that he had been in a statement that he had been a long while in the toilets.

Dean Winchester would approve

I died. This is an awesome list

And I also like pie! (slaps)

3 This is the sound of one hand clapping!

That would be funny. This list is going on my favorites

Lol. I like this one!

4 Mom loves me more!

I hate my lil sis. Wish I could slap her while saying that, although it's not true.

What if your not slapping your brother

The mums always choose the young bitches...

5 How could you!

Haha this list is amazing! To walk -no, sorry - STRIDE up to some random person, scream "How COULD you? " right before the mother of all slaps, would be hilarious! I'd like to do this to an unsuspecting girl's boyfriend! Haha! And maybe follow it up up with "What's to become of me and the baby?! "

I love saying this for no reason.


6 In your face!

My baseball bat on your face! Let's go Lucille!

This list is hilarious! You made my day!

I've seen this. These words followed by a smack on the facem

In your face! is my hand

7 Give me back my baby!

Enter King Solomon to settle the dispute.

Imagine if a three year old does that...

What baby do you mean, meh lady?

Your baby? Weren't you v...?

8 Get a job!

SpongeBob should have done this to Squidward in that one episode.

This makes me thinking about that Offspring song.

No! I'll sell my dirty socks and make a living!

Go get a job right now! (Slaps person)

9 He/She's mine!

Depends on your gender

And he's also mine,to slap

10 This is Sparta!

No, this is Patrick!

No, this is Earth.

The Contenders
11 Firmly grasp it!

Lol. I need to hear someone shout this.

Yes, grasp it, and then slap it.

Lol, another SpongeBob reference.

12 Allahu Akbar!

This is racist and this should not be put here,this supports the sterotype that muslims are terrorists. Please vote this down

13 It's not my penguin!

Nor does this penguin belongs to Larry. So once again, this is for Larry!

My penguin is fluffier than yours and you damn well know it!

It's mine because I actually care for it! -slaps

14 Falcon Slap!

This should be captain Falcons final smash

This list is priceless!

15 There's more where that came from!

My mind went elsewhere...;) :P

16 Because I'm Batman

I done that once to someone

This one got me laughing.

Kid: Why would you do this to me?!
Me: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! (Slaps kid)

17 Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as pickle fish lips!

Another SpongeBob reference

18 Experience the ghetto!

I will do this to everybody I know!

Hah... I'm going to do that some time.

Beat me up sis

19 Buy me a sparkly unicorn!

No,Walmart is closed,but target is open,but you're the target

20 Get out of the class
21 I like slaps.

If they ask why after they slap you say" because I hate you "

22 Shut up when I'm talking to you!

Linkin Park - One Step Closer reference?

23 And my name is John Cena!

DUNDUNNADUN! (Slap) - Powerfulgirl10

24 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Ha! This one is hilarious! - Powerfulgirl10

25 Bye Felicia!
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