Top Ten Random Things to Yell Before You Slap Someone

Damn Larry. He always gets his way. - Puga

I wil avenge you larry! - samanime

I told this to my sister and slapped her foot but I said Why did you eat Larry? @ - AnonymousChick

Who's Larry?

I actually like pie my cats are so cute and It is not the best thing about this and the first place to sleep is the most important part of the room and my sister is the only thing that would have been the most important thing is that the government has said that he had been in a statement that he had been a long while in the toilets.

Or you could go more specific and say I like PUMPKIN pie! - Lina1028

I died. This is an awesome list - AnonymousChick

Iliekpiez reference? - Userguy44

Haha this list is amazing! To walk -no, sorry - STRIDE up to some random person, scream "How COULD you? " right before the mother of all slaps, would be hilarious! I'd like to do this to an unsuspecting girl's boyfriend! Haha! And maybe follow it up up with "What's to become of me and the baby?! " - Britgirl

I love saying this for no reason. - EpicJake

Because REASONS - Nateawesomeness

That would be funny. This list is going on my favorites - JaysTop10List

Lol. I like this one! - nintendofan126

It really is. LOL! - Powerfulgirl10

Creative.

What if your not slapping your brother - Nateawesomeness

The mums always choose the young bitches... - Nateawesomeness

This list is hilarious! You made my day! - Userguy44

In your face! is my hand - Nateawesomeness

I love saying this. - EpicJake

I've seen this. These words followed by a smack on the facem

Imagine if a three year old does that...

Enter King Solomon to setle the dispute. - PetSounds

What baby do you mean, meh lady? - Powerfulgirl10

Yes,my,invisible,BABY - Nateawesomeness

SpongeBob should have done this to Squidward in that one episode. - nintendofan126

Possibly a nose job. - keycha1n

Go get a job right now! (Slaps person) - Powerfulgirl10

He has a job,a slap victim - Nateawesomeness

Depends on your gender - letdot52

And he's also mine,to slap - Nateawesomeness

Virtually every guitarist when someone grabs the guitar without asking. - Gg2000

Lol, another SpongeBob reference. - Pegasister12

Lol. I need to hear someone shout this. - Powerfulgirl10

Yes, grasp it, and then slap it. - IronSabbathPriest

. Yes. - Powerfulgirl10

Haha

My mind went elsewhere...;) :P - Ananya

This should be captain Falcons final smash - Nateawesomeness

This list is priceless! - Powerfulgirl10

ha ha ha - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995

My penguin is fluffier than yours and you damn well know it! - PositronWildhawk

Nor does this penguin belongs to Larry. So once again, this is for Larry! - Kiteretsunu

It's mine because I actually care for it! -slaps - Nateawesomeness

Allhu akbar...(slaps someone) BOOM

ALLAHU AKBAR

Sure there will be only a slap? ;)...I was expecting an explosion - Ananya

ALLAHUU AKBAAR! *slaps person* BOOM! - AlphaQ

Another SpongeBob reference

I done that once to someone - Batmaniscole

This one got me laughing. - Pegasister12

Kid: Why would you do this to me?!
Me: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! (Slaps kid) - Powerfulgirl10

No,Walmart is closed,but target is open,but you're the target - Nateawesomeness

I will do this to everybody I know!

Hah... I'm going to do that some time.

SpongeBob, let me handle this!

SpongeBob

Both will result in being slapped anyway. - Powerfulgirl10

Let's me tickle you or I'll tickle you. - AlphaQ

Linkin Park - One Step Closer reference? - Userguy44

LOL

Ha! This one is hilarious! - Powerfulgirl10

This is for a masturbating textbook! - AlphaQ

That's random... - Powerfulgirl10

...ok then - HufflepuffGeekGirl

Do you like waffles? (Slaps person) - Powerfulgirl10

This made me laugh so hard LOL

What the heck?! Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

Jelly time! - AlphaQ

Who would even say that..? - Powerfulgirl10

Me: I believe I can fly! (Slaps Tigerstar in the face, and if you get that, you're awesome)

I could see myself doing this. - RiverClanRocks

I just love Guys and Dolls.

No clue why this is the first thing to come into my head! - RaineSage

I like It - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995

Ok...*takes out shotgun* not today BITCH! - AlphaQ

DUNDUNNADUN! (Slap) - Powerfulgirl10