Top Ten Random Things to Yell Before You Slap Someone

A list of random things to yell right before you slap some random person.

The Top Ten

This is for Larry!

I told this to my sister and slapped her foot but I said Why did you eat Larry? @

What was? You haven't slapped him/her yet.

Damn Larry. He always gets his way.

I'm adding this list to my favorites

I like pie!

I actually like pie my cats are so cute and It is not the best thing about this and the first place to sleep is the most important part of the room and my sister is the only thing that would have been the most important thing is that the government has said that he had been in a statement that he had been a long while in the toilets.

Dean Winchester would approve

I died. This is an awesome list

And I also like pie! (slaps)

How could you!

Haha this list is amazing! To walk -no, sorry - STRIDE up to some random person, scream "How COULD you? " right before the mother of all slaps, would be hilarious! I'd like to do this to an unsuspecting girl's boyfriend! Haha! And maybe follow it up up with "What's to become of me and the baby?! "

I love saying this for no reason.


This is the sound of one hand clapping!

That would be funny. This list is going on my favorites

Lol. I like this one!

It really is. LOL!


Mom loves me more!

What if your not slapping your brother

The mums always choose the young bitches...

In your face!

My baseball bat on your face! Let's go Lucille!

This list is hilarious! You made my day!

I've seen this. These words followed by a smack on the facem

In your face! is my hand

Give me back my baby!

Enter King Solomon to settle the dispute.

Imagine if a three year old does that...

What baby do you mean, meh lady?

Your baby? Weren't you v...?

Get a job!

SpongeBob should have done this to Squidward in that one episode.

This makes me thinking about that Offspring song.

No! I'll sell my dirty socks and make a living!

Go get a job right now! (Slaps person)

This is Sparta!

Lol that's from 300 you should whatch the clip

No, this is Earth.



He/She's mine!

Depends on your gender

And he's also mine,to slap

The Contenders

Firmly grasp it!

Lol. I need to hear someone shout this.

Yes, grasp it, and then slap it.

Lol, another SpongeBob reference.

There's more where that came from!

My mind went elsewhere...;) :P

Falcon Slap!

This should be captain Falcons final smash

This list is priceless!


Allahu Akbar!

ALLAHU AKBAR! * insert Chuck Norris giving everyone a round house kick in the stomach and explosions *

Sure there will be only a slap? ;)...I was expecting an explosion

This is AWESOME!

Allhu akbar...(slaps someone) BOOM

It's not my penguin!

Nor does this penguin belongs to Larry. So once again, this is for Larry!

My penguin is fluffier than yours and you damn well know it!

It's mine because I actually care for it! -slaps

Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as pickle fish lips!

Another SpongeBob reference

Experience the ghetto!

I will do this to everybody I know!

Hah... I'm going to do that some time.

Beat me up sis

Because I'm Batman

I done that once to someone

This one got me laughing.

Kid: Why would you do this to me?!
Me: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! (Slaps kid)

Buy me a sparkly unicorn!

No,Walmart is closed,but target is open,but you're the target

I like slaps.

If they ask why after they slap you say" because I hate you "

Shut up when I'm talking to you!

Linkin Park - One Step Closer reference?

What color is my underwear?!

SpongeBob, let me handle this!

Pinky Pinky Diaper!

Let me slap you or else I will slap you!

Both will result in being slapped anyway.

Let's me tickle you or I'll tickle you.

My future wife who I don't know told me to do this!
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy!
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