Top Ten Random Things to Yell Before You Slap Someone

A list of random things to yell right before you slap some random person.

The Top Ten

1 This is for Larry!

Damn Larry. He always gets his way. - Puga

I wil avenge you larry! - samanime

I told this to my sister and slapped her foot but I said Why did you eat Larry? @ - AnonymousChick

This is hilarious.

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2 I like pie!

I actually like pie my cats are so cute and It is not the best thing about this and the first place to sleep is the most important part of the room and my sister is the only thing that would have been the most important thing is that the government has said that he had been in a statement that he had been a long while in the toilets.

Or you could go more specific and say I like PUMPKIN pie! - Lina1028

I died. This is an awesome list - AnonymousChick

Cosmo Cosma from The Fairly OddParents. - PatrickStar3

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3 "How could you!"

Haha this list is amazing! To walk -no, sorry - STRIDE up to some random person, scream "How COULD you? " right before the mother of all slaps, would be hilarious! I'd like to do this to an unsuspecting girl's boyfriend! Haha! And maybe follow it up up with "What's to become of me and the baby?! " - Britgirl

I love saying this for no reason. - EpicJake

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4 This is the sound of one hand clapping!

That would be funny. This list is going on my favorites - JaysTop10List

Lol. I like this one! - nintendofan126

It really is. LOL! - Powerfulgirl10


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5 "Mom loves me more!"

What if your not slapping your brother - Nateawesomeness

The mums always choose the young bitches... - Nateawesomeness

6 In your face!

In your face! is my hand - Nateawesomeness

I love saying this. - EpicJake

I've seen this. These words followed by a smack on the facem

Nah,in your face for getting your Doritos stolen! - Nateawesomeness

7 Give me back my baby!

Imagine if a three year old does that...

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8 Get a job!

SpongeBob should have done this to Squidward in that one episode. - nintendofan126

Go get a job right now! (Slaps person) - Powerfulgirl10

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9 He/She's mine!

Depends on your gender - letdot52

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10 This Is Sparta!

Leonidas 's eyes Popping out and yelling - THIS IS SPARTA! - Ananya

YES! WHO ADDED THIS! Give him/her a medal! - letdot52

Lol that's from 300 you should whatch the clip

The Newcomers

? Filthy half-breed!!

Only potterheads will get this one - HufflepuffGeekGirl

? Fink-rat!

The Contenders

11 "Firmly Grasp It!"

Lol, another SpongeBob reference. - Pegasister12

Lol. I need to hear someone shout this. - Powerfulgirl10

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12 There's more where that came from!

. Yes. - Powerfulgirl10


My mind went elsewhere...;) :P - Ananya

13 "Falcon Slap!"

This should be captain Falcons final smash - Nateawesomeness

This list is priceless! - Powerfulgirl10

ha ha ha - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995

14 It's not my penguin!

My penguin is fluffier than yours and you damn well know it! - PositronWildhawk

Nor does this penguin belongs to Larry. So once again, this is for Larry! - Kiteretsunu

It's mine because I actually care for it! -slaps - Nateawesomeness

15 "Allahu Akbar!"

Allhu akbar...(slaps someone) BOOM


Sure there will be only a slap? ;)...I was expecting an explosion - Ananya

ALLAHUU AKBAAR! *slaps person* BOOM! - AlphaQ

16 "Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as PICKLE FISH LIPS!"

Another SpongeBob reference

17 "Because I'm Batman"

I done that once to someone - Batmaniscole

This one got me laughing. - Pegasister12

Kid: Why would you do this to me?!
Me: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! (Slaps kid) - Powerfulgirl10

18 "Experience the Ghetto!"

I will do this to everybody I know!

Hah... I'm going to do that some time.

19 Buy me a sparkly unicorn!

No,Walmart is closed,but target is open,but you're the target - Nateawesomeness

20 I like slaps.
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1. I like pie!
2. "Mom loves me more!"
3. This is the sound of one hand clapping!
1. This is for Larry!
2. "How could you!"
3. Give me back my baby!
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