Top Ten Random Things to Yell Before You Slap SomeoneA list of random things to yell right before you slap some random person.
The Top Ten
Damn Larry. He always gets his way. - Puga
I wil avenge you larry!
I told this to my sister and slapped her foot but I said Why did you eat Larry? @ - AnonymousChick
And this is for Lenny! (slaps back) - Nateawesomeness
I actually like pie my cats are so cute and It is not the best thing about this and the first place to sleep is the most important part of the room and my sister is the only thing that would have been the most important thing is that the government has said that he had been in a statement that he had been a long while in the toilets.
I died. This is an awesome list - AnonymousChick
Or you could go more specific and say I like PUMPKIN pie! - Lina1028
This list is so funny. I LIKE PIE! (Slaps a person) - Powerfulgirl10
Haha this list is amazing! To walk -no, sorry - STRIDE up to some random person, scream "How COULD you? " right before the mother of all slaps, would be hilarious! I'd like to do this to an unsuspecting girl's boyfriend! Haha! And maybe follow it up up with "What's to become of me and the baby?! " - Britgirl
I love saying this for no reason. - EpicJake
Because REASONS - Nateawesomeness
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY CUDDLY BEEEAR!
That would be funny. This list is going on my favorites - JaysTop10List
Lol. I like this one! - nintendofan126
Nah, this one is dumb. - TriggerTrashKid
It really is. LOL! - Powerfulgirl10
What if your not slapping your brother - Nateawesomeness
The mums always choose the young bitches... - Nateawesomeness
This list is hilarious! You made my day! - Userguy44
In your face! is my hand - Nateawesomeness
My baseball bat on your face! Let's go Lucille! - TriggerTrashKid
I love saying this. - EpicJake
Imagine if a three year old does that...
Enter King Solomon to setle the dispute. - PetSounds
What baby do you mean, meh lady? - Powerfulgirl10
Your baby? Weren't you v...? - TriggerTrashKid
SpongeBob should have done this to Squidward in that one episode. - nintendofan126
Go get a job right now! (Slaps person) - Powerfulgirl10
This makes me thinking about that Offspring song. - Userguy44
Possibly a nose job. - keycha1n
Leonidas 's eyes Popping out and yelling - THIS IS SPARTA! - Ananya
No, this is Earth. - TriggerTrashKid
YES! WHO ADDED THIS! Give him/her a medal! - letdot52
Lol that's from 300 you should whatch the clip
Depends on your gender - letdot52
And he's also mine,to slap - Nateawesomeness
Lol, another SpongeBob reference. - Pegasister12
Lol. I need to hear someone shout this. - Powerfulgirl10
Yes, grasp it, and then slap it. - IronSabbathPriest
. Yes. - Powerfulgirl10
My mind went elsewhere...;) :P - Ananya
This should be captain Falcons final smash - Nateawesomeness
This list is priceless! - Powerfulgirl10
ha ha ha - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995
Falcon! - TriggerTrashKid
ALLAHU AKBAR! * insert Chuck Norris giving everyone a round house kick in the stomach and explosions * - IceFoxPlayz
Allhu akbar...(slaps someone) BOOM
This is AWESOME! - TriggerTrashKid
My penguin is fluffier than yours and you damn well know it! - PositronWildhawk
Nor does this penguin belongs to Larry. So once again, this is for Larry! - Kiteretsunu
It's mine because I actually care for it! -slaps - Nateawesomeness
Another SpongeBob reference
I will do this to everybody I know!
Hah... I'm going to do that some time.
Beat me up sis
This one got me laughing. - Pegasister12
I done that once to someone - Batmaniscole
I'm batman. - TriggerTrashKid
Kid: Why would you do this to me?!
Me: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! (Slaps kid) - Powerfulgirl10
No,Walmart is closed,but target is open,but you're the target - Nateawesomeness
If they ask why after they slap you say" because I hate you "
SpongeBob, let me handle this!
Pinky Pinky Diaper! - TriggerTrashKid
Both will result in being slapped anyway. - Powerfulgirl10
Let's me tickle you or I'll tickle you. - AlphaQ
Linkin Park - One Step Closer reference? - Userguy44
YA BETTER TRY THE damn KETCHUP OR ELSE - IceFoxPlayz
Ha! This one is hilarious! - Powerfulgirl10
This is for a masturbating textbook! - AlphaQ
That's random... - Powerfulgirl10
...ok then - HufflepuffGeekGirl
Do you like waffles? (Slaps person) - Powerfulgirl10
This made me laugh so hard LOL
No we all are
What the heck?! Lol. - Powerfulgirl10
Jelly time! - AlphaQ
Who would even say that..? - Powerfulgirl10
Me: I believe I can fly! (Slaps Tigerstar in the face, and if you get that, you're awesome)
I could see myself doing this. - RiverClanRocks
I just love Guys and Dolls.
No clue why this is the first thing to come into my head! - RaineSage
I like It - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995
Ok...*takes out shotgun* not today BITCH! - AlphaQ
DUNDUNNADUN! (Slap) - Powerfulgirl10