Top Ten Random Things to Yell Before You Slap Someone

A list of random things to yell right before you slap some random person.

The Top Ten

1 This is for Larry!

Damn Larry. He always gets his way. - Puga

I wil avenge you larry! - samanime

I told this to my sister and slapped her foot but I said Why did you eat Larry? @ - AnonymousChick

Who's Larry?

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2 I like pie!

I actually like pie my cats are so cute and It is not the best thing about this and the first place to sleep is the most important part of the room and my sister is the only thing that would have been the most important thing is that the government has said that he had been in a statement that he had been a long while in the toilets.

Or you could go more specific and say I like PUMPKIN pie! - Lina1028

I died. This is an awesome list - AnonymousChick

Iliekpiez reference? - Userguy44

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3 "How could you!"

Haha this list is amazing! To walk -no, sorry - STRIDE up to some random person, scream "How COULD you? " right before the mother of all slaps, would be hilarious! I'd like to do this to an unsuspecting girl's boyfriend! Haha! And maybe follow it up up with "What's to become of me and the baby?! " - Britgirl

I love saying this for no reason. - EpicJake

Because REASONS - Nateawesomeness

4 This is the sound of one hand clapping!

That would be funny. This list is going on my favorites - JaysTop10List

Lol. I like this one! - nintendofan126

It really is. LOL! - Powerfulgirl10


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5 "Mom loves me more!"

What if your not slapping your brother - Nateawesomeness

The mums always choose the young bitches... - Nateawesomeness

6 In your face!

This list is hilarious! You made my day! - Userguy44

In your face! is my hand - Nateawesomeness

I love saying this. - EpicJake

I've seen this. These words followed by a smack on the facem

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7 Give me back my baby!

Imagine if a three year old does that...

Enter King Solomon to setle the dispute. - PetSounds

What baby do you mean, meh lady? - Powerfulgirl10

Yes,my,invisible,BABY - Nateawesomeness

8 Get a job!

SpongeBob should have done this to Squidward in that one episode. - nintendofan126

Possibly a nose job. - keycha1n

Go get a job right now! (Slaps person) - Powerfulgirl10

He has a job,a slap victim - Nateawesomeness

9 This Is Sparta!

Leonidas 's eyes Popping out and yelling - THIS IS SPARTA! - Ananya

YES! WHO ADDED THIS! Give him/her a medal! - letdot52

Lol that's from 300 you should whatch the clip

Excuse me THIS IS SPARTA! - Incontrollable9_YT

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10 He/She's mine!

Depends on your gender - letdot52

And he's also mine,to slap - Nateawesomeness

The Contenders

11 "Firmly Grasp It!"

Lol, another SpongeBob reference. - Pegasister12

Lol. I need to hear someone shout this. - Powerfulgirl10

Yes, grasp it, and then slap it. - IronSabbathPriest

12 There's more where that came from!

. Yes. - Powerfulgirl10


My mind went elsewhere...;) :P - Ananya

13 "Falcon Slap!"

This should be captain Falcons final smash - Nateawesomeness

This list is priceless! - Powerfulgirl10

ha ha ha - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995

14 It's not my penguin!

My penguin is fluffier than yours and you damn well know it! - PositronWildhawk

Nor does this penguin belongs to Larry. So once again, this is for Larry! - Kiteretsunu

It's mine because I actually care for it! -slaps - Nateawesomeness

15 "Allahu Akbar!"

ALLAHU AKBAR! * insert Chuck Norris giving everyone a round house kick in the stomach and explosions * - IceFoxPlayz

Allhu akbar...(slaps someone) BOOM


ALLAHUU AKBAAR! *slaps person* BOOM! - AlphaQ

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16 "Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as PICKLE FISH LIPS!"

Another SpongeBob reference

17 "Because I'm Batman"

I done that once to someone - Batmaniscole

This one got me laughing. - Pegasister12

Kid: Why would you do this to me?!
Me: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! (Slaps kid) - Powerfulgirl10

18 Buy me a sparkly unicorn!

No,Walmart is closed,but target is open,but you're the target - Nateawesomeness

19 "Experience the Ghetto!"

I will do this to everybody I know!

Hah... I'm going to do that some time.

20 I like slaps.
21 What color is my underwear?!

SpongeBob, let me handle this!


22 Let me slap you or else I will slap you!

Both will result in being slapped anyway. - Powerfulgirl10

Let's me tickle you or I'll tickle you. - AlphaQ

23 My future wife who I don't know told me to do this!
24 Shut up when I'm talking to you!

Linkin Park - One Step Closer reference? - Userguy44


25 "I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy!"
26 Try the ketchup motherf*****!


27 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Ha! This one is hilarious! - Powerfulgirl10

28 This is for a naked puppy on steroids

This is for a masturbating textbook! - AlphaQ

That's random... - Powerfulgirl10

...ok then - HufflepuffGeekGirl

29 Merp!
30 Get out of the class
31 Trigun is not gay!
32 "It's All Ogre Now!"
33 "Do You Like Waffles?!"

Do you like waffles? (Slaps person) - Powerfulgirl10

This made me laugh so hard LOL

34 You are the noob
35 Peanut butter!

What the heck?! Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

Jelly time! - AlphaQ

36 Hulk Slap!
37 I hope you will be hurt!
38 I farted

Who would even say that..? - Powerfulgirl10

39 I believe I can fly!

Me: I believe I can fly! (Slaps Tigerstar in the face, and if you get that, you're awesome)

I could see myself doing this. - RiverClanRocks

40 "Feel a touch of pain, and see how I'm the stronger one!"
41 My five kittens and eight rabbits hate you!
42 Luck Be a Lady!

I just love Guys and Dolls.

43 Ding Dong!
44 Timberlaaaand

No clue why this is the first thing to come into my head! - RaineSage

45 Spiderman!

I like It - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995

46 Fink-rat!
47 "Die!"

Ok...*takes out shotgun* not today BITCH! - AlphaQ

48 Just before you hit the floor!
49 And My Name is John Cena!!!!!!

DUNDUNNADUN! (Slap) - Powerfulgirl10

50 Bye Felicia!
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1. I like pie!
2. "Mom loves me more!"
3. This is the sound of one hand clapping!
1. This is for Larry!
2. "How could you!"
3. Give me back my baby!
1. I like pie!
2. This is the sound of one hand clapping!
3. "Mom loves me more!"

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