Top Ten Random Things to Yell Before You Slap Someone

Poor Larry. He just broke a vase! - TriggerTrashKid

Who's Larry?

Impractical Jokers!

Damn Larry. He always gets his way. - Puga

Iliekpiez reference? - Userguy44

I actually like pie my cats are so cute and It is not the best thing about this and the first place to sleep is the most important part of the room and my sister is the only thing that would have been the most important thing is that the government has said that he had been in a statement that he had been a long while in the toilets.

Cosmo Cosma from The Fairly OddParents. - PatrickStar3

I died. This is an awesome list - AnonymousChick

Haha this list is amazing! To walk -no, sorry - STRIDE up to some random person, scream "How COULD you? " right before the mother of all slaps, would be hilarious! I'd like to do this to an unsuspecting girl's boyfriend! Haha! And maybe follow it up up with "What's to become of me and the baby?! " - Britgirl

I love saying this for no reason. - EpicJake

Because REASONS - Nateawesomeness

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY CUDDLY BEEEAR!

Nah, this one is dumb. - TriggerTrashKid

That would be funny. This list is going on my favorites - JaysTop10List

Lol. I like this one! - nintendofan126

It really is. LOL! - Powerfulgirl10

What if your not slapping your brother - Nateawesomeness

The mums always choose the young bitches... - Nateawesomeness

My baseball bat on your face! Let's go Lucille! - TriggerTrashKid

This list is hilarious! You made my day! - Userguy44

In your face! is my hand - Nateawesomeness

I love saying this. - EpicJake

Your baby? Weren't you v...? - TriggerTrashKid

Imagine if a three year old does that...

Enter King Solomon to setle the dispute. - PetSounds

What baby do you mean, meh lady? - Powerfulgirl10

No! I'll sell my dirty socks and make a living! - TriggerTrashKid

This makes me thinking about that Offspring song. - Userguy44

SpongeBob should have done this to Squidward in that one episode. - nintendofan126

Go get a job right now! (Slaps person) - Powerfulgirl10

No, this is Earth. - TriggerTrashKid

Excuse me THIS IS SPARTA! - Incontrollable9_YT

THIS IS FOR SPARTA! - IceFoxPlayz

THIS IS SPARTA

Lol, another SpongeBob reference. - Pegasister12

Lol. I need to hear someone shout this. - Powerfulgirl10

Yes, grasp it, and then slap it. - IronSabbathPriest

. Yes. - Powerfulgirl10

Haha

My mind went elsewhere...;) :P - Ananya

Falcon! - TriggerTrashKid

This should be captain Falcons final smash - Nateawesomeness

This list is priceless! - Powerfulgirl10

ha ha ha - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995

This is AWESOME! - TriggerTrashKid

ALLAHU AKBAR! * insert Chuck Norris giving everyone a round house kick in the stomach and explosions * - IceFoxPlayz

Allhu akbar...(slaps someone) BOOM

ALLAHU AKBAR

My penguin is fluffier than yours and you damn well know it! - PositronWildhawk

Nor does this penguin belongs to Larry. So once again, this is for Larry! - Kiteretsunu

It's mine because I actually care for it! -slaps - Nateawesomeness

Another SpongeBob reference

Beat me up sis

I will do this to everybody I know!

Hah... I'm going to do that some time.

I'm batman. - TriggerTrashKid

This one got me laughing. - Pegasister12

I done that once to someone - Batmaniscole

Kid: Why would you do this to me?!
Me: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! (Slaps kid) - Powerfulgirl10

No,Walmart is closed,but target is open,but you're the target - Nateawesomeness

If they ask why after they slap you say" because I hate you "

Pinky Pinky Diaper! - TriggerTrashKid

SpongeBob, let me handle this!

SpongeBob

Both will result in being slapped anyway. - Powerfulgirl10

Let's me tickle you or I'll tickle you. - AlphaQ

Linkin Park - One Step Closer reference? - Userguy44

YA BETTER TRY THE damn KETCHUP OR ELSE - IceFoxPlayz

Ha! This one is hilarious! - Powerfulgirl10

This is for a masturbating textbook! - AlphaQ

That's random... - Powerfulgirl10

...ok then - HufflepuffGeekGirl

Do you like waffles? (Slaps person) - Powerfulgirl10

This made me laugh so hard LOL

What the heck?! Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

Jelly time! - AlphaQ

Who would even say that..? - Powerfulgirl10

Me: I believe I can fly! (Slaps Tigerstar in the face, and if you get that, you're awesome)

I could see myself doing this. - RiverClanRocks

I just love Guys and Dolls.

No clue why this is the first thing to come into my head! - RaineSage

I like It - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995

Ok...*takes out shotgun* not today BITCH! - AlphaQ

DUNDUNNADUN! (Slap) - Powerfulgirl10