Reasons to Hate your Parents

The Top Ten
1 They are ugly

But then, you get your genes from your parents, so are you calling EVERYONE ugly, since everyone has parents?

No my dad is handsome and my mom is beautiful

Admin would ban you if you continue this

Well, without them, you wouldn't exist.

2 They abuse you

Oh, but I thought you liked seeing kids get abused.

That's what my parents does to me!

3 They support Autism Awareness Day (April 2)

How's that a bad thing? Do you know what autism is?

4 They might secretly hate you

I'm not surprised about my parents hating on me!

I secretly hate my aunt my dad hates her too

They kind of do, actually

5 They beat you up

My parents should get beaten up for beating me up!

They do not! I've never been beaten ever!

6 They want you to go vegan

Not all of them do.

7 They hate Christopher Colombus

So, what's the point of it in this list?

Well, I hate him as well.

8 They are mean

I have two faced parents!

9 They smoke

My dad doesn't smoke

10 They're stuck in the past

Because they think "when I was your age" sayings are perfect ways to teach kids to grow up when they were our age at the time they were horrible kids.

The Contenders
11 They don't take parenting seriously
12 They are vengeful
13 They are selfish
14 They take away your electronics
15 They are responsible for your bad genes and traits
16 They burp and fart around you
17 They never flush the toilet

You go into their peoples toilets, waste all the toilet paper and then u not flush toilet ewww

18 They're posers
19 They're uncool
20 They are strippers

Yeah, people with cameras always come to our house.

21 They don't teach you any manners

Exactly. I had to learn my manners from the internet.

22 They don't teach you enough morals

Clearly that's your case.

23 They get boring to live with after a while
24 They take away your privileges
25 They ground you
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