Top Ten Reasons to Rob a Bank

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The Top Ten

1 You could get a lot of money

Still don't want to rob a bank. These really sent good enough reasons to make me want to break the law and go to jail!

I agree with this list. Robbing banks and stealing money is a great way to get money, much better than working. If only it was legal. - BarneyTheDinosaurRocks

I would want a lot of money. - Therandom

Yea I want zeh moneh - Nateawesomeness

2 If you succeed, you can use the cash to buy whatever you want

That's great,Oi would boi a new quickscopah - Nateawesomeness

3 You might get an adrenaline rush from it

Those are fun - Therandom

Oi love adrenaline rushes - Nateawesomeness

4 There's the thought of getting caught

Something That makes meh run like lesbian segals are trying to feed on mah skin - Nateawesomeness

5 You might get to fight some cops

REALLY good time in history to say something this stupid.

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6 You get to wear cool ski masks

Dreaming like a 4 years child

7 You don't have to participate alone, some friends can help you

I would bring my quickscoping friendz - Nateawesomeness

And just HOW does one "participate alone? "

8 People will be intimidated by you, and therefore, you'll have respect

"Respect? " There's something decidedly askew with your thought process, or, more to the point, lack thereof. Oh, yeah. You're "intimidating," for sure.

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9 If you get arrested, maybe you'll get sent to a prison that has great food

Yep! This should be the #1 reason. Haha. - clusium

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10 Because this list has given you excellent reasons to do so

Okay lol. I hope this list doesn't get deleted. - Arcxia

In Capitalist America, bank robs you! - DieGedankenSindFrei

The Contenders

11 Because you will test out the bank's security

If they have bad security, they will make it better - Martinglez

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12 Because it makes you enjoy jail meals

I won't be their - Nateawesomeness

13 Because it's fun
14 Because you'll get so much money, so you don't need to work on your job.
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