Top Ten Reasons Squidward Is Better Than Patrick

The Top Ten

1 Squidward Is Likeable

I kinda like them both. Patrick seems to be more likeable in seasons 10 and 11 (Ink Lemonade is exception)

2 Patrick's a Prick

3 Squidward Has a Better Voice

4 Patrick Isn't Stupid

Most of the time he is

5 Squidward Is Better at Clarinet Than Patrick

6 Squidward Has a Job

7 Patrick Doesn't Wear a Shirt

Appreciate this list, but this is a ridiculous reason. - Squidward Tentacles

But squidward does not wear pants

Squidward does not wear pants

8 Patrick Almost Burned Gary

9 Squidward Had Dignity

10 Patrick Is Unfunny

For me the two are falling under popularity, now is the best Gary The Snail

The Contenders

11 Squidward Is Unfunny

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