Top Ten Reasons Why Burps are Better Than Donald Trump

This is to be taken as a joke. Not to offend anyone.

The Top Ten

1 Burps are inappropriate

2 Burps are a better example for children

3 Burps come out of people's mouth while Donald Trump came out of a sewer

This is so funny

4 Burps aren't racist

5 Burps don't build walls

6 Burps don't have stupid hair

7 Burps don't keep saying "Make America Great Again!"

Sorry, but my burps do indeed say that.

8 Burps are not disgusting while Trump is very disgusting

9 Burps don't rape their daughters

10 Burps smell better than Donald Trump

The Contenders

11 Burps are tasty

12 Burps don't look like drugged orangutans

13 Burps don't hump anything

14 Burps sound better than him.

15 Burps don't get a stupid spray tan

16 Burps taste better than him.

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