Top Ten Reasons Why Hotel Mario Is Bad

Whoever like this game must be brain damaged because this game is out right terrible. I mean come on people really? Defend Mario Galaxy all you want but NEVER defend this peice of crap.

The Top Ten

1 The Gameplay

You need a list dedicated to hating a game? Yes some people like this game but there is no need to make a list about why a game is bad just because you don't like it. I don't like this game either but still! - HeavyDonkeyKong

Just opening doors... Yay is this fun? NO IT'S NOT! It's terrible. I won't be surprise people liking the game because you know why? It Mario obviously. - Chaotixhero

Bad controls, all you do is shut doors, and when you stomp enemies, you bounce up and get killed

Looking at the description of the list, Why would anyone defend this game from criticism? - TheYoshiPyro64

2 The Voice Acting

Princess Peach & Princess Daisy have much worse voice acting (as Jen Taylor/Nicole Mills/Samantha Kelly and Deanna Mustard) than this game's pathetic French-Canadian voice cast.

When you pinch Wendy's (Say it out loud and you will hear something else than pennies)

God It's Laughably Terry

I Meant Terrible

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3 The Animated Cutscenes

They're Laughably Bad - JPK

Get off of my cloud

I'm actually greateful for these games' existence because no cdi Nintendo games means no YouTube poop, and let's be honest: who wants that?

They're definitely youtube poop material.
all toasters toast toast

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4 The Graphics

Why do these graphics look like Donkey Kong Country? It so bad. - Chaotixhero

5 It's Repetitive

All you do is run around and shut doors

Sounds a bit like that handheld brick game I got from poundland a few years ago.

6 The Story

Same old story. Why am I not surprise. Because its Mario and re-using the plot always make fans say Yay! - Chaotixhero

7 It Was Not Created by Nintendo

This is the reason why this game is terribly good

8 It Almost Killed the Franchise

So Mario isn't the greatest game in the world.
Hotel Mario is just an old Mario game now.

Oh ever heard of Virtual Boy Mario games, they caused headaches and seizures.

9 "Gay Luigi"

They seriously say that in the game? I was muting and lip sinking the voice acting. - Chaotixhero

Luigi is not gay! He with Princess Daisy!

10 Princess Peach's Dress

I never liked princess dresses anyways.

The Contenders

11 "You know what they say, all toaster toast toast!"


12 The controls are broken

Still better than all the bad Mario games released after the Gamecube era.

13 "Lotsa Spaghetti!"

Is The Reason This Game Is Used For YouTube Poops - CuteGirlJigglypuff

"Lotsa spaghetti" is the goofiest line in this game.

14 This Game is Not a Crossover

This game is a joke, not a crossover!
Super Mario + CDi + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Hotel Mario

15 Lack of Princess Daisy & Rosalina

Daisy is just as bad as peach. Rosalina is better, but this was before she firs tappeared. - HeavyDonkeyKong

Rosalina did'nt exist when this game was made...

16 The Game is Too Hard
17 The CD-i doesn't work
18 Princess Peach Appears in the Game Instead of Pauline or Princess Daisy

Seriously? How is ONE character appearing instead off another a bad thing?!

19 "Hey you, get offa my cloud!"
20 Uncreative
21 "NO."
22 The CONDEMNED sign
23 "Remind me to check"
24 "Check out the enclosed instruction book."
25 Unoriginal
26 Peach's Voice
27 The scene where Mario enters the orange pipe
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