Top Ten Reasons Why Hotel Mario Is Bad

Chaotixhero
Whoever like this game must be brain damaged because this game is out right terrible. I mean come on people really? Defend Mario Galaxy all you want but NEVER defend this peice of crap.

The Top Ten

1 The Gameplay

Just opening doors... Yay is this fun? NO IT'S NOT! It's terrible. I won't be surprise people liking the game because you know why? It Mario obviously. - Chaotixhero

You need a list dedicated to hating a game? Yes some people like this game but there is no need to make a list about why a game is bad just because you don't like it. I don't like this game either but still! - HeavyDonkeyKong

Bad controls, all you do is shut doors, and when you stomp enemies, you bounce up and get killed

2 The Voice Acting

Princess Peach & Princess Daisy have much worse voice acting (as Jen Taylor/Nicole Mills/Samantha Kelly and Deanna Mustard) than this game's pathetic French-Canadian voice cast.

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3 The Graphics

Why do these graphics look like Donkey Kong Country? It so bad. - Chaotixhero

4 The Animated Cutscenes

I'm actually greateful for these games' existence because no cdi Nintendo games means no YouTube poop, and let's be honest: who wants that?

O. O Just look at it. It is so ugly and terrible. I can't look. - Chaotixhero

5 It's Repetitive

All you do is run around and shut doors

6 The Story

Same old story. Why am I not surprise. Because its Mario and re-using the plot always make fans say Yay! - Chaotixhero

7 It Was Not Created by Nintendo
8 It Almost Killed the Franchise
9 "Gay Luigi"

They seriously say that in the game? I was muting and lip sinking the voice acting. - Chaotixhero

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10 Princess Peach's Dress

I never liked princess dresses anyways.

The Newcomers

? Princess Peach Appears in the Game Instead of Pauline or Princess Daisy

Seriously? How is ONE character appearing instead off another a bad thing?!

The Contenders

11 "Lotsa Spaghetti!"

Is The Reason This Game Is Used For YouTube Poops - CuteGirlJigglypuff

"Lotsa spaghetti" is the goofiest line in this game.

12 This Game is Not a Crossover

This game is a joke, not a crossover!
Super Mario + CDi + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Hotel Mario

13 Lack of Princess Daisy & Rosalina

Daisy is just as bad as peach. Rosalina is better, but this was before she firs tappeared. - HeavyDonkeyKong

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14 The Game is Too Hard
15 The CD-i doesn't work
16 "You know what they say, all toaster toast toast!"
17 "Hey you, get offa my cloud!"
18 The controls are broken
19 Uncreative
20 "NO."
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