Top Ten Reasons Why Hotel Mario Is Bad

Chaotixhero
Whoever like this game must be brain damaged because this game is out right terrible. I mean come on people really? Defend Mario Galaxy all you want but NEVER defend this peice of crap.

The Top Ten

1 The Gameplay

Looking at the description of the list, Why would anyone defend this game from criticism? - TheYoshiPyro64

Elevators that go nowhere?! 5 seconds of music for ever to the point i’m listening to some Chinese twisted technicolour torture device? Awful cutscenes? For every 1 door you close a goomba will eventually open 25 more! God knows I couldn't finish even the first level! Personally I would rather be stuck on the first level of Sonic Boom Rise of lyric than I would actually play this game.

You need a list dedicated to hating a game? Yes some people like this game but there is no need to make a list about why a game is bad just because you don't like it. I don't like this game either but still! - HeavyDonkeyKong

Just opening doors... Yay is this fun? NO IT'S NOT! It's terrible. I won't be surprise people liking the game because you know why? It Mario obviously. - Chaotixhero

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2 The Voice Acting

When you pinch Wendy's (Say it out loud and you will hear something else than pennies)

Princess Peach & Princess Daisy have much worse voice acting (as Jen Taylor/Nicole Mills/Samantha Kelly and Deanna Mustard) than this game's pathetic French-Canadian voice cast.

God It's Laughably Terry

I Meant Terrible

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3 The Graphics

Why do these graphics look like Donkey Kong Country? It so bad. - Chaotixhero

4 The Animated Cutscenes

They're Laughably Bad - JPK

Get off of my cloud

I'm actually greateful for these games' existence because no cdi Nintendo games means no YouTube poop, and let's be honest: who wants that?

O. O Just look at it. It is so ugly and terrible. I can't look. - Chaotixhero

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5 It's Repetitive

Sounds a bit like that handheld brick game I got from poundland a few years ago.

All you do is run around and shut doors

6 The Story

Same old story. Why am I not surprise. Because its Mario and re-using the plot always make fans say Yay! - Chaotixhero

7 The controls are broken

Still better than all the bad Mario games released after the Gamecube era.

8 It Was Not Created by Nintendo

This is the reason why this game is terribly good

9 It Almost Killed the Franchise

So Mario isn't the greatest game in the world.
Hotel Mario is just an old Mario game now.

Oh ever heard of Virtual Boy Mario games, they caused headaches and seizures.

10 "Gay Luigi"

They seriously say that in the game? I was muting and lip sinking the voice acting. - Chaotixhero

Luigi is not gay! He with Princess Daisy!

The Contenders

11 The CD-i doesn't work
12 "Check out the enclosed instruction book."

A cheesy way of adding a fourth wall breaker

13 Princess Peach's Dress

I never liked princess dresses anyways.

14 "You know what they say, all toaster toast toast!"

THEY TOAST BREAD YOU IDIOTS AT PHILIPS - computerfan0

15 "Lotsa Spaghetti!"

Is The Reason This Game Is Used For YouTube Poops - CuteGirlJigglypuff

"Lotsa spaghetti" is the goofiest line in this game.

16 This Game is Not a Crossover

This game is a joke, not a crossover!
Super Mario + CDi + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Hotel Mario

17 Lack of Princess Daisy & Rosalina

Daisy is just as bad as peach. Rosalina is better, but this was before she firs tappeared. - HeavyDonkeyKong

Rosalina did'nt exist when this game was made...

18 The Game is Too Hard
19 Princess Peach Appears in the Game Instead of Pauline or Princess Daisy

Seriously? How is ONE character appearing instead off another a bad thing?!

20 "Hey you, get offa my cloud!"
21 Uncreative
22 "NO."
23 The CONDEMNED sign
24 "Remind me to check"
25 Unoriginal
26 Peach's Voice
27 The scene where Mario enters the orange pipe
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