Top Ten Reasons Why Hotel Mario Is Bad

Chaotixhero
Whoever like this game must be brain damaged because this game is out right terrible. I mean come on people really? Defend Mario Galaxy all you want but NEVER defend this peice of crap.

The Top Ten

1 The Gameplay

Just opening doors... Yay is this fun? NO IT'S NOT! It's terrible. I won't be surprise people liking the game because you know why? It Mario obviously. - Chaotixhero

You need a list dedicated to hating a game? Yes some people like this game but there is no need to make a list about why a game is bad just because you don't like it. I don't like this game either but still! - HeavyDonkeyKong

Bad controls, all you do is shut doors, and when you stomp enemies, you bounce up and get killed

Yes - ToadF1

2 The Voice Acting

Princess Peach & Princess Daisy have much worse voice acting (as Jen Taylor/Nicole Mills/Samantha Kelly and Deanna Mustard) than this game's pathetic French-Canadian voice cast.

God It's Laughably Terry

I Meant Terrible

Bad - ToadF1

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3 The Animated Cutscenes

Get off of my cloud

Terrible - ToadF1

I'm actually greateful for these games' existence because no cdi Nintendo games means no YouTube poop, and let's be honest: who wants that?

O. O Just look at it. It is so ugly and terrible. I can't look. - Chaotixhero

4 The Graphics

Ugh, their so bad - ToadF1

Why do these graphics look like Donkey Kong Country? It so bad. - Chaotixhero

5 It's Repetitive

All you do is run around and shut doors

6 The Story

Same old story. Why am I not surprise. Because its Mario and re-using the plot always make fans say Yay! - Chaotixhero

7 It Was Not Created by Nintendo

It was, kind of - ToadF1

8 "Gay Luigi"

They seriously say that in the game? I was muting and lip sinking the voice acting. - Chaotixhero

What? Gay Luigi? - ToadF1

Luigi is not gay! He with Princess Daisy!

9 It Almost Killed the Franchise
10 Princess Peach's Dress

I never liked princess dresses anyways.

The Contenders

11 "Lotsa Spaghetti!"

Is The Reason This Game Is Used For YouTube Poops - CuteGirlJigglypuff

"Lotsa spaghetti" is the goofiest line in this game.

LOL - ToadF1

12 This Game is Not a Crossover

So what? - ToadF1

This game is a joke, not a crossover!
Super Mario + CDi + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Hotel Mario

13 Lack of Princess Daisy & Rosalina

Daisy is just as bad as peach. Rosalina is better, but this was before she firs tappeared. - HeavyDonkeyKong

Rosalina did'nt exist when this game was made...

So? - ToadF1

14 The Game is Too Hard
15 The CD-i doesn't work
16 Princess Peach Appears in the Game Instead of Pauline or Princess Daisy

Seriously? How is ONE character appearing instead off another a bad thing?!

What? - ToadF1

17 "You know what they say, all toaster toast toast!"

Toasters? Toast Toast? THEY TOAST BREAD, NOT TOAST! And Does fire Burn? OF COURSE FIRE BURNS! - ToadF1

18 "Hey you, get offa my cloud!"

The Quotes are bad in this Game - ToadF1

19 The controls are broken

Stiff Controls - ToadF1

20 Uncreative

Awful - ToadF1

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