Top Ten Reasons Why This List Is the Most Random List On TheTopTens

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1 Because this list is about purple monkey dishwashers

I wanna go back to sleep on the moon now that I heard about the new "Television" - xXkillermachineXx

I am impressed.

Fluttershy ate a flying cheese monkey wearing rainbow Lady Gaga socks while dancing on special coleslaw unicorn rainbow flowers

Hitler always said I was his special talking flower. - Garythesnail

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2 Because this list is about hating Justin Bieber

Every list these days are

When will this overused joke go away? - Catacorn

...and I'm not suprised a Justin Bieber item is number 1. - Minecraftcrazy530

I hate u Justing beaver!

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3 Because this list is about mooing cows

Trust me. There are WORSE lists on TheTopTens. I promise. - OriginalVisionary

Yay! The moo moo cow! - mmarce445

Damn! Puga wasn't kidding when he said that Lizard's lists were awful; it seemed like an eight-years-old created it.

4 Because this list is about joke books

Why did the chicken cross the road

Answer:To commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? He Didn’t, because he was too ‘Chicken’!

I have some original puns
Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind it's too CHEESY
If I make some metal puns, don't STEEL them
A member of the attack of Pearl Harbor took a test. He BOMBED it
If I make tree pund WOOD you like them?
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's TEARible.
Someone had to dress a turkey. He put a suit and tie on it
If you can think of any vegtable puns lettuce know
Do you know what happened to the grape when someone stepped on it? It let out a little wine.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It chickened out.
What was the fly doing to a couple at a house? It was bugging them.
A family went to a zoo. They saw a donkey horsing around.
Remember Benjamin Franklin discovering electricity? It was a SHOCKING conclusion
A wooden desk was in a classroom for hours. Eventually, it got board.
Well I was shopping and after I found out paper bags were not allowed, I decided to BAG it up
Do you know why windows can't lie? ...more

Mmmmhhm.
This is my short joke book!
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How does Nasa throw parties? They PLANET
What do you do when you see a skeleton crossing the road? Jump out of your skin and join them!
What did the skeleton order at the resturaunt? Spare RIBS.
What is the best type of key? A monkey.
Whats the difference between a fish and a piano? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
I was about to tell you a science joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction!
Why did the bicycle fall over? He was two tired!
That chicken is an EGG-strordinary comediHEN, his jokes leave me SCRAMBLED, and I hope he has a DOZEN more!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house! Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken.
What did the gum say to the other gum? Chews your own path!
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor doctor, I can't feel my legs. The doctor replies, I know, I amputated your ...more

5 Because this list is about dust

I hate dust! - ListerBlister

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6 Because this list is about your bathroom

What do you have to say about my bathroom huh. I have to use the john john

7 Because this list is about hating Sanjay and Craig

Sanjay and Craig need to fall off a cliff into a pit of lava. And how they fall of the cliff? Someone throws a grenade and they fall off. I have very well thought out killing fantasies.

This show is awful and disgusting. Why isn't Nickelodeon getting the memo that WE DON'T WANT THIS SHOW. - Catacorn

That's really popular on here, actually - BiscuitGuy

They should be cluttered into pieces by a.butcher

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8 Because this list exists

Ikr, but I decided to just go with it - xXkillermachineXx

Agreed.

Yes

Yeah it's so pointless. - PatrickStar3

9 It's asinine
10 Because this list is about hating the fact that this site is full of trolls and morons

I'm not stupid or a moron I just have my opinions. - Anonymousxcxc

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11 Because this list is about Valentine's day

Which is my least favorite holiday. The only GOOD thing about it is that was the day I got Minecraft. - Minecraftcrazy530

12 Because this list has a virus that makes your screen always play Nutella advertisements

Turn off third party advertising. Go ahead, I'll wait. - PianoQueen

But I love nutella

I'm okay with that.

13 Because my dog watches the shopping channel

Timber does love to shop.

14 Because this list is about Regular show

I love Regular Show. - PatrickStar3

I disagree. But is is random though. None of the hundreds of elements convinced me - keyson

Yay I love regular show.

I love that show! - Pegasister12

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15 Because it smells familiarly like oak trees

It smells like my sweat. - LeaPurple2003

It actually smells like pine. - mmarce445

I smell a fire...

16 It mentions The Color Purple

Purple's my favourite colour. - PatrickStar3

True, number 1 is about purple monkey dishwashers. - mmarce445

17 Because this list is about lizards

How many? Seven Lizards?

18 Because this list is about the year 1972

When my father was a toddler - AnonymousChick

19 Because this list is about hating the fact that Sanjay and Craig was renewed for a second and third season
20 Because Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders
21 Because this list is about burps
22 Because this list is about butterflies
23 Because this list is about grass
24 Because this list is about Pokémon

Go Missingno!

25 Because this list is about hating Breadwinners

Bubble nuggets

26 Because this list is about hating Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures
27 Because I hate vegetables
28 Because this list is about hamburgers
29 Because this list is about hating Fanboy and Chum Chum
30 Because this list is about egg nog

There is a! under everything this is about. - mmarce445

This list is about a lot of things. - mmarce445

31 Because this list is random

This is a torture device for Bunnymoo to use against Justin Bieber.

32 Because this list is about hating the fact that Sanjay and Craig is rated higher than Gordy on IMDb

It has a 5/10 it deserves a 9/10 - Breadwinnersislofe

Good - Breadwinnersislofe

33 Because this list is about hating the fact that Sanjay and Craig has 243 10s at IMDb

That’s good - Breadwinnersislofe

34 It's about ponies!
35 Because I was bored
36 Because this list is about purple fat cats
37 Because this list is about dogs
38 Because this list is about cats
39 Because this list is about the year 2003

SevenLizards, This list is very random because you just picked a random year. - NiceFellow

40 Because this list is about VHS videos
41 Because this list is about hating the fact that The Lion King is 14 on the list of Worst Disney Movies of All Time
42 Because it was made in Scotland

Well, thanks for telling that-are you my brother? - DapperPickle

43 Because this list is about snowmen
44 Because this list is about spoons
45 Because this list is about tacos
46 Because this list is made of basketballs
47 Because this list is about hating the fact that great Disney movies are on the list of Worst Disney Movies of All Time
48 Because Siri is boring
49 Because everytime you start reading it, a chocolate cheeseburger flies by and says "Hello Mr."

Chocolate cheeseburger? - Breadwinnersislofe

50 Because this list is about TV
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1. Because my dog watches the shopping channel
2. Because Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders
3. Because this list is about purple monkey dishwashers
PianoQueen
1. It's asinine
2. It mentions The Color Purple
3. It's about ponies!
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1. Because this list is about hating Justin Bieber
2. Because this list is about mooing cows
3. Because this list is about purple monkey dishwashers
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