Top 10 Funniest Ways to Break Up with Someone

The Top Ten
"Want to see a magic trick?" [Sure] "Poof you're single."

This is a good way to break up with someone, and I have used it on all three of my girlfriends - or, in this sense, my three exes. It's a really fun way to tell them, It's not working out, and I don't like you anymore.

It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops.

Yes, this is everything! I'm doing this to my boyfriend tomorrow.

Play breakup songs non-stop while you are with them
Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside

I did this to my girlfriend, and she was so mad. I laughed so hard!

Laugh out loud. Very funny. But don't try this.

That is massively cruel. Don't do this.

Pretend you're the lost twin sibling and they sent you to break up

Oh my God, this would be hilarious! I should do this once!

This is the best! They won't know what hit them.

Say you're going to the restroom, then run.

She might call the cops to find you, strange spider.

"Bye bitch!"
"Hey, that's my ex's house!" [Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!]

This one is hilarious! I first saw it on Vine.

Say you have to leave Earth to fight an alien invasion
Tell them you are taking them on a trip to Africa. Go to the airport, drop them off, say "I'm just going to the bathroom" and drive off. Wait for them to board the plane and then text them saying "It’s a one way ticket. And there's only one."

They made me go to Africa, and I would have to pay to come back. I would sue big time.

Bro, what? Let me know when you're doing this. I want to see.

Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to them "I was asleep"

Laugh out loud, this one is so funny! I was asleep. You know, I had this great yawn, and I just dropped off! Sorry, dude.

The Newcomers

? Make fake wanted posters for them and then tell them that you can't date a criminal.
? "How much do you love me?" [Count the stars, that is how much I love you.] "But, it's daytime" [Exactly]
The Contenders
"Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped and so are you"

I used this and recorded it. Got millions of views!

About to do this to my girlfriend.

Going to do this to my boyfriend.

Pretend you're gay

Hey, if it's the reaction you want, it's the reaction you'll get. It would work.

My friend told her ex she was a lesbian (even though she's not) over text. I felt so bad for him.

This is hilarious. I'm going to have my friend do this to his girlfriend.

Walk by a pool and push them in then run and scream, "I don't think we should see each other!" Then look at their body like you want them back.
Slap them in the face and run
Answer their call by saying "Hello? Oh, hey [name that isn't theirs], I think we should break up"

I would hurt someone if this ever happened to me, most likely him!

I would be so mad if someone did this to me!

"Our relationship is like a fat guy" [What!?] "It's not working out"

This is gold. Whoever came up with this is a legend.

Talk about another person the whole time you're with them
Commit a crime and go to prison for a while

I'd add that it wouldn't work because once you go to prison, you'll get another partner. Now replace "partner" with "prison rapist" and "you'll get another" with "you'll get touched by a." Yeah, doesn't sound like a good thing to do.

All of these are good. I will use them in the future.

Through a text

Not exactly the courteous thing to do.

"I got my vision back and I think we should break up"

I'm blind. I have Braille on my computer keys.

I would most definitely do this.

Go on her computer, write a letter on MS paint, wait for her to come back, and then leave whilst she reads it.

This is actually the most savage thing I've seen so far.

Act really happy when you break up with them. Leave them thinking "WTH?"

I was happy, so this was hilarious. She started to cry, but she broke up with me. I was confused but still found it funny.

Play Single Ladies in public and put your hands up

I did this to my boyfriend, and he got upset, but I told him it was a joke. Four weeks later, I found out he was cheating on me. I did the exact same thing, and he said, Nice joke. I responded, Like our relationship, walked off, and kept playing the song. He was embarrassed.

If I get a boyfriend, I'm going to prank him by doing this.

All the single ladies, put your hands up.

Say you're in love with a celebrity and you're going to find them

This wouldn't work. He'd never believe me if I told him I was in love with Lady Gaga!

Accuse them of double dipping

Double dip again. See what happens.

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