Top 10 Signs You are in Need of Friends

This list will go into deep depths on why you urgently need friends.

1. Every time you try to choose a table to join at lunch, people beside you or everyone moves away from you

   Some people are so mean and vain that they think they can only talk to or be around certain people. They think everyone else is beneath them and too uncool to be around. I hate those people so much. Honestly, what makes you better than someone else? Nothing!

   Similar to what always happens to me. Every time I decide to join a loud and funny group, that group, which was once happy and laughing, becomes silent and angry. This happens every time. It makes me get the feeling that everyone actually hates me.

2. When you get angry or upset, others smirk or laugh

   There's this really camp kid who, whenever I get annoyed, just does that irritating laugh of his.

3. Every time you try to join a conversation, you're told to "f*** off"

   A "friend" told me something like this before.

4. You don't have or use Facebook

   I don't like or use Facebook because it's more gossip than anything else. It's just another way for people to bully others and insult them without having to say it to their face. I don't want to be involved with that crap.

   I use Facebook. I don't have any friends, but I keep in touch with nice people.

5. Every time you tell someone what you did was awesome, no one is impressed and they say they did it better

6. You love fictional characters more than real people you meet

   Well, not "love" in the kissing sense, but in most cases, I agree. As a writer, my characters are really the only friends I have seen in about a month.

   I do have best friends in real life. I have kindly acquaintances online, but I do treat fictional characters as friends sometimes.

   I wouldn't say this was true of me, but I have connected with some of these characters before.

7. The only events people bring up about you are the worst, most embarrassing, and downright sad moments

   Do 1,000 good things. No one remembers. Do one bad thing. No one forgets.

8. You're never invited to awesome birthday parties and you don't even plan parties for your own birthday

   I don't plan any birthday parties, you know, to save money.

9. You can entertain, amuse, and awe people on the internet

10. You talk to yourself

    It's nice to have privacy or alone time every now and then, but when you go too long with no company, it gets lonesome and boring, and the only person around to talk to is yourself.

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11. ?

    You always forgive others for what they did, but when you're the one who is wrong and say sorry, they don't forgive you

    This happened. I got really violent, and it scared the crap out of everyone because I was always the nicest boy in class.

12. ?

    You don't get along well with others

    I never got along very well with my friends. Every time we get along, the next day we're enemies.

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13. You're nice to other people, but they give you dirty looks and are mean to you

    Some people are just mean and snotty and think they're better than everyone else. Why would you want to be friends with them unless you're just as bad? I don't want anything to do with those idiots.

14. You're often bullied or humiliated by others

15. You feel so lonely you could die

16. You often think about suicide

17. You're depressed all the time