Worst Things for a Male to Say When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents for the First Time

Yes, it's a nerve-wracking experience which is why you might want to avoid saying anything on this list...
The Top Ten
1 She's pregnant

Want to get your head cut off, and get hung on the wall as an antique? Go right ahead and say this to them.

This is gonna end well!

2 Can't stop long. Got the wife waiting for me in the car.
3 Haha! Yeah, I've seen her birthmark

Be it on your own head. Just don't say Britgirl didn't try and warn you!

4 I might've knocked up your daughter

Uh...do I want to know what this means? No, not really.

5 Better not shake hands - I've got a hand fungus. Ain't been identified yet!
6 So, how much you want for her?
7 I'm unemployed. Yeah, have been for... What. four years now?
8 Hey can your daughter and I have sex in your bed
9 This is just a bit of fun really

You'd be in through the front door and out through the back window.

10 How many grandchildren do you want?
The Contenders
11 Wow! How much is a gaff like THIS worth?!
12 Big Brother is my favorite show

Horrible thing to say

Don't ever say this

13 Your daughter is incredible in the sack
14 What? My intentions? What're you going on about?!
15 I thought you said your sister would be here...?

Oh my God! Absolutely do not say that! Not if you value the friendship you have with your kneecaps anyway!

16 Her sister's in a similar price bracket, right?

Ha! I think I've seen this one somewhere before... Funny but indeed one of the worst things to say.

17 I hope you trained her as a personal waitress

I hope nobody says this...

18 I molested your daughter

They'll want you in jail

19 I totally respect Amy. . Oh, sorry, Poppy? Lisa. . .?
20 Are those breast implants?

Why, thank you for noticing. They're the most manly implants in the world.

21 Yeah, she's gonna be a great mother. I speak from her experience.
22 Let's have a giant orgy together

I actually don't know what an "orgy" is and have a feeling that since it's on a lot of cards in "cards against humanity" that I don't want to know.

23 Alright, Dave, mate? You must be 'er old man

Hello. I'm not against roughly-spoken men but it might be an idea NOT to greet my Father quite so informally. "SIR" would do. Haha!

Britgirl - I can't ever imagine you bringing home someone as rough-spoken as this to meet your family!

What's so bad about this? It shows your trying to play it cool and that ypou can handle yourself, right?!?!?

Only say this if you've spoken on the phone several times beforehand.

24 Is she on the pill?

I was at one time.

25 It was awkward first time. How about you when you first met?
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