Worst Things for a Male to Say When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents for the First Time

Yes, it's a nerve-wracking experience which is why you might want to avoid saying anything on this list...

The Top Ten

  1. Can't stop long. Got the wife waiting for me in the car.

  2. She's pregnant

    Want to get your head cut off, and get hung on the wall as an antique? Go right ahead and say this to them.

  3. I might've knocked up your daughter

    Uh...do I want to know what this means? No, not really.

  4. Haha! Yeah, I've seen her birthmark

    Be it on your own head. Just don't say Britgirl didn't try and warn you!

  5. Better not shake hands - I've got a hand fungus. Ain't been identified yet!

  6. Wow! How much is a gaff like THIS worth?!

  7. How many grandchildren do you want?

  8. Big Brother is my favorite show

  9. This is just a bit of fun really

    You'd be in through the front door and out through the back window.

  10. I'm unemployed. Yeah, have been for... What. four years now?

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    She told me she was a virgin. Do you think she is telling the truth because if she isn't well...

    At least to me this sounds like a pretty creepy thing to say.

  12. ?

    You would be really good to have on a deserted island, I mean once I got hungry enough...

    Or really in any context it would be pretty terrifying for someone to say that.

    13. The Contenders

  13. So, how much you want for her?

  14. Her sister's in a similar price bracket, right?

    Ha! I think I've seen this one somewhere before... Funny but indeed one of the worst things to say.

  15. What? My intentions? What're you going on about?!

  16. Your daughter is incredible in the sack

  17. I thought you said your sister would be here...?

    Oh my God! Absolutely do not say that! Not if you value the friendship you have with your kneecaps anyway!

  18. Yeah, she's gonna be a great mother. I speak from her experience.

  19. I totally respect Amy. . Oh, sorry, Poppy? Lisa. . .?

  20. Hey can your daughter and I have sex in your bed

    At least he's asking I guess, but that's pretty disrespectful. The Kim's Convenience episode Morning Appa-Noon was like that and it made me want to hurl. Janet's roommate(Gerald, he's weird) and his girlfriend, AND her parents said that they did that in HER bed.

  21. I hope you trained her as a personal waitress

  22. It was awkward first time. How about you when you first met?

  23. Alright, Dave, mate? You must be 'er old man

    Hello. I'm not against roughly-spoken men but it might be an idea NOT to greet my Father quite so informally. "SIR" would do. Haha!

    Britgirl - I can't ever imagine you bringing home someone as rough-spoken as this to meet your family!

    What's so bad about this? It shows your trying to play it cool and that ypou can handle yourself, right?!?!?

  24. Wanna see my tattoo?

  25. Is she on the pill?

  26. Congratulations on being horrid weird old hags you stupid mindless pieces of vile

  27. I'm sterile.

    You wouldn't find it on the list of Top Ten Things Parents Want To Hear From Their Daughter's Boyfriend's list...

    Not too bad... There's always adoption right? Or no?...?...?

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