Top Ten Ridiculous Anime Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "I'm a pork cutlet bowl fatale that enthralls men" -Yuri Katsuki (Yuri on Ice)

This is my favorite anime quote because of how weird it is.

2 "People die when they are killed" - Shirou Emiya (Fate/stay night)

In context this made sense but it sound so dumb without context

What're you going to say next, Shirou? That people live when they're born?

3 "Shoot her to death, without killing her!" - Spanda (One Piece)

4 "Don't you know it's rude to grow mushrooms in other people's closets?!!"' -Fujioka Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)

5 "I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!" -Light Yagami (Death Note)

Well that was anticlimactic.

Jeez man your scary me here.

6 "Don't call me short I'll break down your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

7 "Yesterday Kyou-kun picked up Tohru-kun! Kyou-kun is a sex fiend!!" - Shigure (Fruits Basket)

8 "It doesn't matter how negative something is. Just add 'Lol' at the end and it'll automatically become positive!" -Monokuma (Danganronpa)

I just murdered some dudes in a shopping mall lol

9 "I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!" -Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

10 Why do women have butts on their chests?. by: Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

I don't want to know how Goku was introduced to the concept of sex...

I love this one, the little Goku was so cute and clueless.

The Contenders

11 "I have very little body hair, and my nipples are bright pink." - Jyugo (Nanbaka)

12 "The Cards Told Me I Should!" - Nozomi Tojo (Love Live! School Idol Project)

13 "I am a flaming Moltres!" - James (Pokemon)

14 "Come on, Botch; do you want a piece of me?!" - James (Pokemon)

15 "How many breads have you eaten in your life?" -Dio Brando (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

16 "I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish." - Suzaku Kururugi (Code Geass)

17 "My pain is far greater than yours!" - Nagato Uzimaki (Naruto Shippuden)

18 "Ahh!...... Pretty Bomber Head!!!" - Mari Ohara (Love Live! Sunshine!! - Original Japanese Version)

19 "I hid it in the fridge in the stock room so no one else would eat it, but I'd forgotten about it and left it there for a whole YEAR; I wonder what it looks like in there NOW..." - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

20 "Do you doubt the integrity of a man whose muscles can do THIS?!" - Alex Louis Armstrong (FullMetal Alchemist)

21 "Dandy plowed into him from behind at the seventh space velocity..." - Narrator (Space Dandy)

22 "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!" - Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

23 "I don't think that I am tough enough to be a woman!" - James (Pokemon)

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