Top Ten Ridiculous Anime Quotes


The Top Ten

1 "I'm a pork cutlet bowl fatale that enthralls men" -Yuri Katsuki (Yuri on Ice)

This is my favorite anime quote because of how weird it is. - Absolite

2 "People die when they are killed" - Shirou Emiya (Fate/stay night)

In context this made sense but it sound so dumb without context

What're you going to say next, Shirou? That people live when they're born? - alphadan12

3 "Shoot her to death, without killing her!" - Spanda (One Piece)
4 "Don't you know it's rude to grow mushrooms in other people's closets?!!"' -Fujioka Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)
5 "Don't call me short I'll break down your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

...But they're still going to be technically taller than you. - alphadan12

6 "I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!" -Light Yagami (Death Note)

Jeez man your scary me here. - Jackamalio

Well that was anticlimactic. - alphadan12

If anyone is more akward than L... - EliHbk

7 "Yesterday Kyou-kun picked up Tohru-kun! Kyou-kun is a sex fiend!!" - Shigure (Fruits Basket)
8 "It doesn't matter how negative something is. Just add 'Lol' at the end and it'll automatically become positive!" -Monokuma (Danganronpa)

I just murdered some dudes in a shopping mall lol - alphadan12

9 "I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!" -Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

Classic one

10 Why do women have butts on their chests?. by: Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

I don't want to know how Goku was introduced to the concept of sex... - alphadan12

I love this one, the little Goku was so cute and clueless. - Undistinguished

The Contenders

11 "I have very little body hair, and my nipples are bright pink." - Jyugo (Nanbaka)
12 "The Cards Told Me I Should!" - Nozomi Tojo (Love Live! School Idol Project)
13 "How many breads have you eaten in your life?" -Dio Brando (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
14 "I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish." - Suzaku Kururugi (Code Geass)
15 "My pain is far greater than yours!" - Nagato Uzimaki (Naruto Shippuden)
16 "Ahh!...... Pretty Bomber Head!!!" - Mari Ohara (Love Live! Sunshine!! - Original Japanese Version)
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Top Remixes

1. "I'm a pork cutlet bowl fatale that enthralls men" -Yuri Katsuki (Yuri on Ice)
2. "People die when they are killed" - Shirou Emiya (Fate/stay night)
3. "Shoot her to death, without killing her!" - Spanda (One Piece)


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