Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

You'll be kicked out of earth!

Your friend is arab and he's is in isis so he will blow up the school

It's not funny

Done that they still don't know I was the one that gives it out at school carnivals haha

In 7th grade a guy tried to get in my bathroom stall and was smiling while I was peeing. the other guy nearby threatened to break his hand if he did that again.

They got to be big too

Maybe that might work

Best way possible

Detention is coming

I got suspended..

There was a guy who threatened to SHOOT up the SCHOOL on my HS bus a month ago, and was planning on it and tried to get me and two others he talked to into it. I declined and the others appeared to think he was joking, but he seemed serious.
It was scary but he got reported and was arrested with a felon after the officers did searches and interviews and got kicked out of that school. There was no gun or ammo with him nor the other two guys, and since he was vague enough about it I'm not sure if he was actually gonna do it either the next day or if he was simply blowing off steam, but his life is ruined now.

Do you have brain damage or something?

How can I buy or make guns?

Did this once it was coo

You will go to jail

I did this and my teacher walked out with a bucket and just left me

I have done it

It's even worse if it's the movie.

I threw KFC I brought at the black kids and they threw sweet tea at me

I can pull pants down

My school hates me for this reason. I learned to not care.

Great news 2020s students we are bringing back the cane!

Been there done that and it didn't end well cos I got it taken off me by the pigs

I wish bullies could get kicked out of school.

Thanks it worked!

I do that every day

I have ever thrown a chair at my teacher and I got withdrawn from school

Beer no vodka yes aha

I did that 3 hours

Happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids to not stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

I hate my school's stupid zero tolerance policy. Hell, you'll still get in trouble even if you don't fight back.

This is a felony if done at school.

Try not to get busted

I actually witnessed someone doing this. The guy who did it got suspended from school because he threatened a teacher with a knife