Top 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning: These events can cause serious trouble. They range from low-level incidents such as your parents spanking or punishing you to more severe consequences like going to juvenile detention. Regardless, you will get kicked out of school.
The Top Ten
1 Say you have a bomb

You'll be kicked off earth!

I want you help me with my homework get a lot of green check marks

It's not funny.

2 Deal illegal drugs

Done that. They still don't know I was the one who gave it out at school carnivals, haha.

3 Try to have sex in school

In 7th grade, a guy tried to get in my bathroom stall and was smiling while I was peeing. Another guy nearby threatened to break his hand if he did that again.

They have to be big too.

Maybe that might work.

4 Grab a gun and start shooting

There was a guy who threatened to shoot up the school on my high school bus a month ago. He was planning on it and tried to get me and two others he talked to into it. I declined, and the others appeared to think he was joking, but he seemed serious. It was scary, but he got reported and was arrested with a felony after the officers conducted searches and interviews, and he got kicked out of that school. There was no gun or ammo with him or the other two guys. Since he was vague enough about it, I'm not sure if he was actually going to do it the next day or if he was simply blowing off steam, but his life is ruined now.

Do you have brain damage or something?

I did this once. It was cool.

5 Say bad words to a teacher

Detention is coming.

I got suspended.

6 Get in a fight

Here were Tina Are mad

7 Pee on someone
8 Start a fire

I did this, and my teacher walked out with a bucket and just left me.

You will go to jail.

I have done it.

9 Start a food fight 

It's even worse if it's the movie.

10 Skip class

Did it multiple times, broke the rules, and now I'm in the school I was supposed to be in.

I would get suspended. I'm in an elite school.

Nah, just skip school.

The Contenders
11 Pull your teacher's pants down

I can pull pants down.

12 Assault your teacher

Great news, 2020's students, we are bringing back the cane!

13 Bring a knife

Been there, done that, and it didn't end well because I got it taken from me by the cops.

14 Be a bully

I wish bullies could get kicked out of school.

15 Fart on someone
16 Give the middle finger

I do that every day.

Thanks, it worked!

17 Drink beer in front of the principal

Beer no, vodka yes, aha.

18 Pull the fire alarm

This is a felony if done at school.

Try not to get busted.

19 Beat up a bully

This happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled, and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids not to stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

I hate my school's stupid zero-tolerance policy. Hell, you'll still get in trouble even if you don't fight back.

20 Yell during a test

I did that for 3 hours.

21 Call 911 on your school for fun
22 Not do any homework

You always do homework.

23 Threaten someone with a knife

I actually witnessed someone doing this. The guy who did it got suspended from school because he threatened a teacher with a knife.

24 Ask your teacher to have sex with you
25 Throw a book at the principal
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