Top 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning: These events can cause serious trouble. They range from low-level incidents such as your parents spanking or punishing you to more severe consequences like going to juvenile detention. Regardless, you will get kicked out of school.

The Top Ten

  1. Say you have a bomb

    I want you help me with my homework get a lot of green check marks

  2. Deal illegal drugs

    Done that. They still don't know I was the one who gave it out at school carnivals, haha.

  3. Try to have sex in school

    In 7th grade, a guy tried to get in my bathroom stall and was smiling while I was peeing. Another guy nearby threatened to break his hand if he did that again.

  4. Grab a gun and start shooting

    There was a guy who threatened to shoot up the school on my high school bus a month ago. He was planning on it and tried to get me and two others he talked to into it. I declined, and the others appeared to think he was joking, but he seemed serious. It was scary, but he got reported and was arrested with a felony after the officers conducted searches and interviews, and he got kicked out of that school. There was no gun or ammo with him or the other two guys. Since he was vague enough about it, I'm not sure if he was actually going to do it the next day or if he was simply blowing off steam, but his life is ruined now.

    Do you have brain damage or something?

  5. Say bad words to a teacher

  6. Get in a fight

  7. Pee on someone

  8. Start a fire

    I did this, and my teacher walked out with a bucket and just left me.

  9. Start a food fight 

    It's even worse if it's the movie.

  10. Skip class

    Did it multiple times, broke the rules, and now I'm in the school I was supposed to be in.

    I would get suspended. I'm in an elite school.

    11. The Newcomers
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    Get caught smoking weed

    You will get permanently excluded from the school. If you smoke cigarettes you get permanently excluded and a fine

    You won't get in trouble if you're using medical marijuana and you have permission to.

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    Bring vodka to school

    I did this once only suspended for 5 days and the principal drank it after

    13. The Contenders

  13. Pull your teacher's pants down

  14. Assault your teacher

    Great news, 2020's students, we are bringing back the cane!

  15. Bring a knife

    Been there, done that, and it didn't end well because I got it taken from me by the cops.

  16. Be a bully

    I wish bullies could get kicked out of school.

  17. Fart on someone

  18. Give the middle finger

  19. Drink beer in front of the principal

  20. Pull the fire alarm

    This is a felony if done at school.

  21. Beat up a bully

    This happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled, and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids not to stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

    I hate my school's stupid zero-tolerance policy. Hell, you'll still get in trouble even if you don't fight back.

  22. Yell during a test

  23. Call 911 on your school for fun

  24. Not do any homework

  25. Threaten someone with a knife

    I actually witnessed someone doing this. The guy who did it got suspended from school because he threatened a teacher with a knife.

  26. Ask your teacher to have sex with you

  27. Throw a book at the principal

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