Top 10 Stupidest Things Said to Bisexual People

The Top Ten
1 "It's just a phase"

No, it's not. I am personally bisexual, and that's what my family says.

Every straight person I've come out to has said this to me.

I was questioning myself and thought about phases, and apparently it actually was a phase for me. However, bisexual people will say it's not, but I know for a fact it was because I don't like girls.

2 "You're dating a guy (or girl), how can you be bi?"

I'm bisexual, leaning more towards being a lesbian, but I have liked guys before, though I've never dated one. I have also liked girls. It is possible to like the same gender.

Dude, my parents literally said this when I came out to them. The whole point of being bisexual is liking both genders, not just one.

Bro, even if you get married to the opposite sex, that still doesn't mean you're straight.

3 "Is that just an excuse to cheat?"

Anybody can cheat! It's not just bi people.

4 "You're just saying that for attention"

Because some degenerates actually do. It's nothing to be proud of, so why fake it?

"And why would I want attention when I already have plenty? I'm proud of it, but it's not like I shout, 'I'm BI.'"

5 "That doesn't exist"

If bisexuality doesn't exist, then why do so many people identify as bi?

Those who say that bisexuals don't exist have no brain.

I mean, it's their choice, not yours.

6 "Okay, just don't start liking me lol"

Jeez, I don't fall in love with everyone I see.

This applies to anyone, honestly.

7 "Pick a side!"

Gay people who say this are weird. If we can "pick a side," how about you choose to be straight so you won't be oppressed?

Picking both is always the best option. You can't tell bisexuals to pick.

8 "So you go back and forth?"
9 "So you'll just sleep with anyone?"

Me: I'll sleep with people I like and find attractive.
Them: *Wink wink.*
Me: Too bad I haven't met anyone like that yet.

So you'll sleep with anyone of your preferred gender?

10 "Or are you with God or are you with the devil?"

I don't think he hates bi people, but you won't see him at any pride parades.

Not all religions prohibit homosexuality. Most don't, actually.

I'm a Christian, and I can be bisexual if I want to.

The Newcomers

? "You are hypersexual"

I am bi and can control it. I have a bird who is OPENLY bisexual and hasn't tried to mate with anyone. I know she is bisexual because she is way too close to the other females, especially a light blue girl. (These three are also the friendliest girls to each other, so I have a hunch that the other two are lesbians. I had a blatant lesbian bird who wanted free food from another female bird and got jealous when said female tried mating with her mate, as she tried to stop it.)

The Contenders
11 "You're just being greedy"

What does being bi have to do with being greedy?

Greedy for what? For hate from you?

12 "You're a slut"
13 "Will you have a threesome with me and my partner?"
14 "You just want money."

So does literally everyone. You think it's a "bi thing"?

15 "Eww, weirdo."

"What's your problem? Who's more of a weirdo: the person who can't accept love or the person who thinks it's fair to like whoever she wants?"

16 "That's hot"

This makes many bi people, including myself, feel very uncomfortable.

17 "You have straight passing privilege"

Having to hide parts of your identity to please others isn't a privilege.

18 "Are you dating (insert person)?"
19 "Pornstar!"
20 "So you switch from gay to straight, and later switch back to gay, and later switch back to straight again?"
21 "You have to pick one sexuality, are you gay or straight?"
22 "Do you have sexuality schedule where you're gay the first day, the next day, you're straight, the next day, you're gay again, and the next day, you're straight again?"
23 "Are you gay or straight?"
24 "You can't like both, you have to like one"
25 "Do you only like guys or do you only like girls?"
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